Before getting engaged in patriotism, you need to learn to stop turning your homeland into a laundry!

I work in the hospital. This was by colleagues from the nearby traumatological department.
The girl broke her leg, lying for two months on the skeletal stretch (who doesn't know - the load hangs on her leg through the block. Neither to turn nor to stand up. There are 8 seats in the general chamber.
When she was released, it turned out that she was pregnant for a month.

Americans are hunting terrorists all over the world.
As they hunt, they marry.

1) How many inhabitants in Paris? 2 with a small lemon. And in Moscow, officially 12, actually approaching 20.
2) The closest to Moscow fields, where the s/h really functions - right behind the MKAD: see the Lenin-named SCHP settlement. Their products (greens, for example) are in most major online stores.
It is good to make loud statements "we have everything bad they have everything good", but if you start to penetrate the question, at least superficially - everything may not be so unambiguous.

In this case everything is unambiguous. 20% of the population of the largest country who have traveled to the same city is a symptom of serious problems in the country.
The fact that there is little S/H next to this hoodie is normal. An unusual ants.
A similar distribution is typical for underdeveloped African countries: the jungle with bananas throughout the territory and the city-port, where ships from Europe go, and where there are real houses with varieties. Life in the city is like civilized. And the rest of the country gathers bananas, wears bananas, sells bananas to urban merchants, hates both merchants and bananas, and dreams of moving from their shell to the city. If you are lucky, you can hide in bananas and go to Europe.
For the people who came out of the branches yesterday will come down. And for those who consider themselves a great culture, the second superpower in the world and generally a lighthouse of goodness and happiness for all of Europe and its surroundings - it is not good.

The son poured out milk, went for the swab. At this time, the cat began to squeeze milk from the floor.
Son, entering the room: how did I not immediately guess to take a cat instead of a swabber!

With friends and beer I had to watch the series "Sled". delivered it all! Both DNA in a regular microscope, and a chemist writing a quick program. And here in the frame, the next superman masches "shorts", is represented as a major, and the photo in the certificate without a drive - in normal clothes. Comrade, who served 10 years in the personnel department of ROVD, was outraged. The rest reassured him:
“This is a great department! They may have certificates and positions and titles special – only for them.”
For example: Vanya Super Eye or Ophigenic Proger
“A parade form – cowards above the collies”
At this time, a FES employee appears on the screen in a shirt, from which elements of intimate haircut are visible.
Comrade: “I am afraid and suppose that she has written in the certificate...”

C Habbra
by F5623,
10% of turnover with a high probability is less than 18% VAT, which, if I am not mistaken, was cancelled for the software in 2008.

The share of foreign software sales, let’s say 67% (wherever seen). We will take twice as much of the domestic. T.o After giving 10 percent, domestic developers should get back 20 percent.

The cost of foreign software should grow by 10%, and domestic should decrease by 10%.

Velvetcat
Logically, you are not a member?

About the trains:
XX: I am generally irritated by the concept of "Moscow Belarusian"
Is Moscow Belarusian Minsk?
XXX: and electric "Minsk - Belarus" in general exploded my brain!
YYY: She probably stood on the 9 3/4 platform

When two twins are separated in childhood, the winner is always the one who first says “I’ve come to tell you I’ve been cloned.”

<bad> out of our Father without wife was running, and okay)
<SergSat> bad: but our divorce, and the rating on this has raised itself
<Angelofnet> SergSat: We have a... Important step. “I am married to a young girl. A divorced man. It is
<injury))> lived with his wife-hero all his life

Are they dogs?
– Yes
Good morning, these are rabbits.

“Zoo some, bl**t” – whoever slept next to...

Yesterday my daughter had a doctor (5 years old). The whole family gathered: grandmothers, grandparents, aunts, uncles.
In short, the little girl felt like a queen. I read and danced, and
Then, under friendly laughter and applause, he began to portray us all. very
Recognizably showed how the grandfather walks with the dog, as the grandmother looks for glasses, as the mother (wife)
Makeup in front of the mirror. And then she stood in the doorway, began to scream, with one hand honour in the back of the head, and the other to scratch, what she does not have.
I am still in shock.

Opened the news:
In the center of Moscow, a gay Dagestan beat three Chechens.
Closed the news.

to this:

xxx: energy-saving technologies, economical spiral bulbs...
Not to wear socks to get off.

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A small wireless mouse is a great solution! Verified!
The technology :)

Q: Do you remember about the cotton cakes rotting? So here, there is the law of all where I have looked, in it search. Everything remains in search!!! to
XHH: Главбух sat behind my computer and opened the history of requests: ENVD, tax declaration, USN, cannibalism, human-eating, murder, unintentional murder, suicide, smoking, self-defense frameworks, OGRN, OKVED.
HH: They are strangely touching me.
Psyx

acceptance of work.
At an interview in some other small, dull office, I’m asked why I want to work as a secretary/administrator etc. without the possibility of career growth, with a salary of 10k without tight premiums, with unpaid processing, in fucking and even not the fact that with official registration. I answer that as a recent student, working only in the field of services, I need such work experience that I can apply my knowledge acquired during my studies first to the manager, then to the philologist, when communicating with visitors and drawing up documents... Not the first eichar in response to this recently extended with dissatisfaction: "Experience of work? Are you going to leave us?"
I understand that my answer to such a question should be a different pattern, something like that the job is interesting, that I can bring a huge benefit to the company and still self-develop at the same time, probably. But to answer this, arranging just a secretary, would be ridiculous. Is that what these people want to hear from me? Or are they just looking to express their dissatisfaction?

A designer friend, a rooted single, is watching a two-year-old carapuse while his parents are walking around the apartment. He sees that the little one is definitely going to talk to him, pulls a box with cubes of the alphabet and pouches him under his nose with the words:
Play with the fonts!

the organizational.

On your proposal:

"Please let go of these fools..."

We can only hire new ones.

Case in one company
Calling an accountant in technical support of the IT department
Hello, Department of IT, I listen to Vasily
Hi, I have a problem with 1C.
WOW: Imagine what the problem is?
I lost everything in 1C.
WOW: What exactly is missing?
I don’t know, there was something and it disappeared.
Which base 1C is it?
Seaches, wait, I’ll try to restart.
Oh, it all appeared!
WOW: What has appeared?
I don’t know, but that’s what I missed, thank you!
*Guddy*
WTF is?! to

It reminds me of the boot.ini virus that suffered my entire class in 2003. It was so. One asks another.
Have you heard of a new virus?
No is
- so know it is with:\boot.ini and it is very dangerous, deleted it, it can damage the computer
The crack, of course, removes from:\boot.ini, plays all night, and the next reboot XP is not loaded. And the lump begins to ask the counselor, and he answers.
Well, I warned that it was dangerous, warn the others.
...

The epidemic broke for six months, until anyone could guess what a file with:\boot.ini was in Google.