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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103249
 25.09.2014
>because in that case my child may decide that this is the norm.

And poorly explain to your child what is right (at least from your point of view), and what is not? And if weak – how are you going to explain to him that killing, stealing and using drugs is not the norm too? And propaganda in these directions will not give in to homopropaganda at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103248
 25.09.2014
This is NID HELLP!

In some ancient KVN was "Pushkin's Sack", about salary.

O Lord, you are powerful.
You are chasing the hole,
Forced on Saturday.
Come to work.
Do you know the answer,
Have you seen anywhere in the world
Is your annual salary?
and.
I saw her, stop!
There are mountains in the north.
In it there is a deep noire.
In that hole on three lines
The tomb comes from gold.
Your wages are in the grave!! to

It is? )

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103247
 25.09.2014
My cats are super pessimistic. Even when they have the floor of a bowl of food, they think it’s completely empty.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103246
 25.09.2014
Mat filter gave birth to the phrase: Rotate around the axis of reproduction

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103245
 25.09.2014
The doctor is Georgian. A good doctor and decent.
So the aunt came to her, like a normal, dressed with no fur fur.
“Doctor, I was raped by two aliens tonight. One flew away and the other was stuck in me. I have to take him out!
The doctor lowered his head so as not to sting. He says, go to the chair. Let us see.
She looked at her and said, “You have no one there.”
My aunt was surprised! I’ll come in a month and check again.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103244
 25.09.2014
> Also with the propaganda of homosexuality. She is not beating adults, she is beating children and adolescents.

A man will not associate life with a representative of his sex if he is drawn to the opposite. Experiments in youth are one thing, especially from the same sex children do not happen, but the choice of life companion is quite different. Most will prefer a traditional family and their own children when they grow up. But the non-traditional will get the opportunity to understand and accept their nature, and not to live on the principle of all-people, if homosexuality is not considered something shameful and almost criminal at the state level.
Ten years ago they were very popular "Tattoos". The girls who admired them are now not married and have children, but sometimes turn into broken eggs instead of becoming lesbians after such propaganda. At the same time, there are teenagers from conservative, religious families who feel a craving for their gender in spite of education. I will not even talk about adolescent suicides, and so everyone knows.
Licking and footing each other on the street is ugly, gender does not matter. But walking, holding hands, or just hugging is not propaganda, it is a normal, decent expression of feelings.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103243
 25.09.2014
1: How is it? We had a hurricane, at night, the raft from the pavilion in the courtyard crashed to the hell (I thought I’t get into the game today!
Do you catch up with the internet? My friend's whole village from the roof of his house speaks on a cell phone - the only reception point in the district.)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103242
 25.09.2014
The xxx:
Zoran opened a diary on the pages for the past week and gave herself an estimate there. The good ones. The funniest thing is the drawing of the estimates themselves, and the signature - I would not distinguish from the original if I did not notice that the estimates are too many.

and ZZZ:
The belt.

The xxx:
For what?
That is talent!

and ZZZ:
In the water and in the aquapark.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103241
 25.09.2014
The word democracy, like the word ass is, only democracy, unlike ass is not!

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103240
 25.09.2014
Imagine a situation: you’re driving in your car on a dull, stormy night – and suddenly you see three people waiting at the bus stop. These people:

1st An old woman who looks like she is about to go to a different world.

2nd An old friend who once saved your life.

Three The woman/man of your dreams.

Which one would you take with you if your car is two-seat? Think and give your answer before you read the answer.

Reply
This moral and ethical dilemma, in fact, was offered as a test when recruiting in one company. You can drive an old woman who feels bad, because first you have to save her life. Or maybe you choose an old friend because he once saved your life, and it would be a great chance to thank him? When will you be able to meet your second half?

Of the 200 candidates for the position, only one candidate did not have problems with answering, and he was accepted. His decision was this: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and ask him to take the elderly woman to the hospital. At that time I was with the woman of my dreams.

Sometimes non-standard thinking and creative approach to the matter gives us the key to solving a problem of any complexity.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103239
 25.09.2014
The CIA’s Department of Economic Intelligence intercepted phones, relied on supercomputers and even kidnapped officials from the Ministry of Agriculture, but it never understood why growing tomatoes in the Netherlands, with its centuries-old land shortage, disgusting climate and expensive labor, is cheaper than in Russia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103238
 25.09.2014
In order for the meat to taste better, it should be added to the meat ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103237
 25.09.2014
N: I need another type of entrance, I sent you a photo yesterday. Do you do?
Q: Is there a choice?
N: There is no choice. We are all just pieces of sand in an infinite eternal universe, trapped between necessity and desire, having neither past nor future on the scale of Time of Being.
Our freedom and our aspirations are merely a naive illusion of Will and Consciousness, a pale reflection of distant galaxies in the depths of the existential horror of infinity.
And so we are doomed to spend that short moment, which is called life, to paint the design of the second entrance to the store and approve these sketches with the administration of the mall. Such things.
I: It is shameful that I can say))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103236
 25.09.2014
Autumn: and brick houses are not better!!!! All the garbage is thrown between the walls and there is nothing!!! Apart from sound insulation.
Local: What is it for example?
e.vI don’t know how it is now, but there were a few empty bottles of tomato particles and cotton pants in the 70th-year-old house under the window. The whole.
These are my pants, give me!! to
e.vJust come, come
I hope you didn’t wear them.
e.vOn the Day of the Builder

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103235
 25.09.2014
A bit of boredom:

Caring in an emo environment is a complex and confusing ritual.
Its main task is to find out the sex of the partner as unobtrusively and delicately as possible.
c) The joke
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You are lying, my dear. This is not an anecdote, but a twisted quote about the Gnomes from Terry Pratchett's books. Dwarves not only in the view of other species all equally bearded, in helmets and purely abstract somewhere there under the knots differ in gender, but also between themselves the question of gender only in marital relationships and affect, without having a social gender role.
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For those who read Pratchett - a quote about dwarves, for those who do not read - an anecdote about emoticons.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103234
 25.09.2014
XXX: Listen to me.
XX: I am somehow confused.
What do you have there again?
XXX: Now I stand, I smoke, I wait.
A guy in a panda suit approaches me and says that smoking is harmful.
You won’t argue...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №103233
 25.09.2014
My colleague told me a story today. They recently rebuilt, a two-story house, a large plot, to neighbors far away, a bathroom, and the fence has not yet been surrounded, so the bathroom on the hanging castle is closed; from her face it will be more funny: "We went with my husband to the bathroom, my husband from heavy duty - zombies look better, soon washed and left, and I stayed, washed up, got in a shirt, put on the shirt and went out to the basement. But here is the figure: the man on the machine hanged the castle, Ales the coat. I first knocked, then rattled and knocked my legs. Tired as a dog, and it is too late, and I come to know that my husband has cut off, small looking on cartoons, the son in headphones - and the children will go to bed in the rooms, so they would check if I am home. I wavered for another 20 minutes, and suddenly I hear the castle open – a slightly surprised husband said, “Oh, what are you here?” I went out to check if everything was in place". Fuck, he went out to check out! A little longer and I would be a widow.

I am lucky to eat wine at the restaurant for lunch. The children of Ruth"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103232
 25.09.2014
A post with a proposal to make a shape for ice from a burning bulb and check the myth with the bulb stuck in your mouth:
xxx: while this layer is melting in 3-4 mm, the patient will receive a freezing of the mucous membrane.
Yyy: He doesn’t have to wait until he grows up. If the bulb is not pulled out immediately, it must be destroyed by itself:
1st Apperkot from the bottom to the jaw, lightly. The light bulb will crash, and the pieces of ice can spit out.
2nd Put into the clist (sprinkle) boiling water, and pour through the hole in the basement into the cavity of the "lamps". But you only need to be careful so that the subject does not scratch the esophagus and mouth.
Three Hit the cheek with a hammer, the lamp will burst.
and ZZZ: 2 Put water into the clist (sprinkle) and pour it through the rectal hole. A man will blink and the lamp will fly off by itself.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103231
 25.09.2014
Baba from the car - Zombies escaped captured groceries rejoicing as children are cuddling you with cats the liver in the cages locked

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103230
 25.09.2014
From Twitter:

The Kremlin is discussing retaliatory sanctions against the United States:
Let’s close Obama’s account at Sberbank!
Open an account at Sberbank.and :)

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