(Man is an administrator at the bar)
Kirill
Yesterday there was a fight again.
I’m waiting for my pizza to come ?
Given who I am working with, it will happen soon)))
Nikolay
There are quiet people like
Kirill
That is yes))
Although yesterday one person got between the case for the question "what’s happening"
Nikolay
I did not get it)
He was answered clearly.)

I have a dating site with a Polish woman. It almost reached the point.
XX: I squeeze my chest with one hand, and the other squeezes my cheek.
I: How do you print?

Title: The Pizza
Original title: Pizza
Year of Release: 2014
Genre: horror, thriller, mystic
Country : India
Produced by: UTV Motion Pictures

by djtaren:
Are there dances? If there were, I would have stumbled, never seen horrors with dances.

I’m a fucking joke, I admit.
I went into food, the mood was awkward.
I see the value "kill in that. Sweetened "
I tell the saleswoman - and exactly in this sauce?
She raised her eyes and was tired:
That is the same, young man, that is the same...

An anecdote on the subject:
It was brought to the shops during the times of the Brežnev shortage of canned food "Coffee whale in tomato sauce". Kilometre lines, all in a moment. A happy man comes home with a conserve, opens, and there is only a tomato sauce and nothing more. He goes back to the store and goes to the seller. Yes, tired of getting rid of the complaints: "Well, you probably also got a hole".
Good and delicious food for everyone.)

Why is it so difficult to communicate with programmers?
YYY: They learn several machine languages, eventually forgetting the human language.

XXX: Again aunt some got up in the passage :/ Neither to circumvent nor to pull out.
YYY: I call them Celestials.
XXX: O_o
yyy: Because "princesses" and cobbles at the same time :3

And I'm wondering, muezzin so passes in one copy, or a few of them, and they have watches? Or maybe they are, for example, two, and they make noise two by two?

99% of the minarets have long been installed, and this scale in the recording is broadcast. Really beating the throat for faith is now accepted on the Internet.

xxx: In the documents to my clock it is stated that they have an error of 3 seconds per year
My clock is not...
XXX is wrong?
YYY: the documents

We talk about girls.
In general, I added her to my friends. Truth is, I do not know what to do next.

I remember, at our wedding very loudly, during the kissing, oral a drunk testi, the words "debil" "compassion" "nakera" well and in this kind. And why 15 years ago I was so dumb that I couldn’t understand such hints.

You capitalists are shit! You are riding on the opels, splashes. You drink our blood.
You are somewhat small. Nothing to drink.
XHH: And we were specifically to eat you had nothing.

Thro the night in the courtyard of the house was the alarm with a periodicity of once every half an hour, in the morning looked out the window and saw a standing car with an epic inscription on the rear glass "tamada and music always".

For the third time in a day, blood comes from the nose. What to do?
Nails are cut.

And a group of Chinese who occupied several tables. Next to him were a husband and wife. The husband picked up a little bit of everything that interested him, and carefully, with the appearance of a pioneer-examiner, tried it. And the most, in his opinion, edible and safe, offered to his wife.

The wife was frightened and nervously cleansed the cooked hard egg. And their comrades friendly picked up the packages with the bowl, poured it with boiling water from the boiler and began to absorb. We also put a package of soy sauce around. At the same time, most sat in headphones and watched the iPhones. So why would you go to Vienna in such a hotel and still pay for food?
— — — —
You will behave similarly even in a very expensive Chinese hotel for breakfast, unless a European option is provided. Eat, in the best case, a cake.
Why go to Vienna and pay? Because there is money.

The Smart:

Twenty years, you have to change the passport. I decided to use a public service website. To access most services, you need to go through a document authentication procedure. And here is the most interesting thing - the passport is invalid, since since the date of birth has been a long time, which I was informed by the system during the check. Called the support, offered to replace the passport to contact the FMS or MFC, and then later... That is, to change the passport through the site, you need to change the passport.
– – – – –

The passport must be valid at the time of registration, not overdue. I had to worry earlier.
And it is better to change the passport sooner, or now for late with the exchange quite often a fine is taken.

Do you have potassium iodide?
It is only cyanide.
What is the difference?
Not too much, just 2 rubles.

from the Pacific Forum.
Walked with my girlfriend. Approaching the pedestrian crossing, they stopped and waited for the green signal and in a fraction of a second she rushed to the road, and all in order to save the puppy. The dog is now three of us. I decided to take it.)

Now you are three, and you could still be one! Don’t give God of course.
Why didn’t you do it, but the girl?
Valentine: Well not the bomja saved... or he would have had to explain why you don’t want to take it for yourself!

To the stories of Koreans and Chinese who ate salmon -

Per they are unusual to European cuisine, and they are afraid to eat such things, do not know what there is :) Suddenly allergies or diarrhea, it will be uncomfortable! Chinese people don’t eat milk at all (I may be mistaken).

The joke:
A Chinese man came to our dining room. I don’t know Russian, but I want to. I decided, I will stand in line, and what is ordered before me, I will repeat the word. A student stands up in front of him.
Student: "Tea"
The Chinese are "they".
Give him tea. He is drinking, but he wants to. He stood up again in line. There is a student again.
The Tea.
and this.
He sits and drinks bored. It was the third time, good luck. In front of him a healthy person in the teal, you will definitely not drink tea! Go to the box.
Macarons on the fleet!
Chinese: Macatsons of Poflozky._.
The cashier: What?! to
This is Chinese :-(

here here :

We had a cafeteria next to the pedinstitut, we went there for breaks and somehow found a butter, the inscription "sandwich with salmon" on the price list, after two excursions of the group members of the filfak to the work of gastronomic search, the price was changed to "sandwich with the gifts of the sea".

What sweet, have you never seen a cake with a pavilion or a cake with coconut?

Microsoft bought Minecraft for $2.5 billion:
xxx: In the baklawn, it only costs 20 euros.

I go to meet. Children’s radio in the car. Transmission of "talents of children". The call:
and greeting. My name is Vitalik. I am 12 years old
What do you want us to do, Vitaly?
The song. It’s in German and I don’t understand the words.
(I would have been in the position of the leader!)
Come on Vitaly.
Can I turn on my music?
The Leader Oden. Not stressed again.
Come on Vitaly!

Du Hast Mishshshshch