bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103109
 22.09.2014
I have always been interested in four things:

1st What is worse, "the first fox in the area" or "the last fox in the area"?
2nd Which is more delicious, "really delicious candy" or "unreally delicious candy"?
Three What was "a long time in the library" or "a long time not in the library"?
4 is And why do we need a particle "no" if its presence does NOT solve anything?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103108
 22.09.2014
Really what. They want to put Russia on their knees. Get tired of it. It must first be raised from the shoulder and turned, and then try to put it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103107
 21.09.2014
In the comments:
XXX: Too Yellow for this.
YYY: What are you kidding here?
XXX: Decreased

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103106
 21.09.2014
Get rid of the gays! This is a boring shit! A dull and dull shit. He has already taken all the gay, all the tolerant to the gay, all the indifferent to the gay, but, fucking, somebody has nothing to do with it! You make fun shit. Let’s discuss a referendum in Scotland or a debunk or, maybe, shit, which funny quote will we discuss?

Joke: What is your name? Just like Serena. What kind of serpent? Like any sergeant.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103105
 21.09.2014
Andrew, I won’t come today.
WOW: What is it?
I gave my brother a car.
What about his car?
Ohhh: yeah fuck... my mom confused us - we need to drop the berry at home, say, there are roots, nothing grows, bla bla bla bla bla... karoch, we walked around her and decided - we need to roll only along the road, otherwise the wire will break or the house will collapse. They pushed it halfway from where to fall, and then this genius came to his mind with the idea - to tie the rope to the breeze higher, and the second end to the barrel and stretch slightly to give the desired direction of the fall. It is said – done! Bratello proudly sits behind the wheel of his two-toned crocodile, and I continue to fuel the breeze with the strap. I scream – strain a little! Well he tightened - and there was a loud noise!
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!! to
All would be nothing, only the rope was shorter than the breeze... the evacuation officers were halved when they loaded the remains of the car...
I am so happy ?))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103104
 21.09.2014
xxx: Tell me a couple of sins, or I am an atheist
YYY: I advise you to try it.
YYY: All seven mortals are miraculously good.
XXX: Oooo... it’s good...
The Seven Deadly: What Is That?
YYY: This is the concept of European churches
What to try in life

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103103
 21.09.2014
Children, this is Parmenid.
Who is famous?
Ancient Greek thinker.
Lovers of young boys.
He was Zenon's teacher.
of the books of Plato,
denied the existence.
He is a pedicure, hoo-oo!
Who has said it now? Who is this glorious natural?
Those who graduate from school,
In the fast,
Stir in the macdake cola.
Without a plus plus,
Will it be in a few years?
The Parmenid? Yes if B! No is!
The apartment in a mortgage
Buy, and credit for Ford Focus?
Drunk at the disco.
Will he get to the globe?
Whoever takes a fat woman,
The beer stomach.
As a result of such,
Going to PgM,
Flying to Thailand for vacation
Their past problems?
Who will die after 40 years
a heart attack or cancer,
Who will soon forget.
Or even his dog?
Carl Ivanovich is me.
by Clavo! Go out, the pig!
And yes, I am not a homicide. But all kinds of "blasters", who cannot arrange their own lives, but know exactly how others should live, have already gotten order.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103102
 21.09.2014
Well, how to explain the rule "it" and "it" to a person who writes "what to do" in full seriousness?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103101
 21.09.2014
"A turned out to be a timidling game."

The most accurate and accurate error!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103100
 21.09.2014
We started to forget the guy with the dollars.

I suspect he went to his relatives in Donetsk in the spring.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103099
 21.09.2014
>>But England and Britain are generally on different continents.
They are still neighboring with two other states, the Netherlands and the Netherlands.

and UGU. I was told here by seven-class students that Ireland is on the island of Iceland, Edinburgh is the capital of London, and in general English is different from the Sesshan language.

All in one lesson. How I was taken by ambulance, I don’t know.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103098
 21.09.2014
A bit of biology:
____
Milk like the Chinese do not eat at all (I may be mistaken).
They drink milk little and rarely, but not because they don’t love or fear. As a Chinese man once told me, there are only three dairy producers in China, and this is due to the fact that there is no place for pastures. He himself, by the way, has been traveling through the CIS countries for many years, and he really likes the clean (compared to northern China) air and milk, which he drinks in large quantities.
____

Milk is biologically a baby product, not intended for consumption by adult individuals of the species (because the toddlers will then not be able to compete with them and die). In humans, this "unintendedness" is expressed in the intolerance of milk sugar - lactose. With age, the level of lactase normally drops, lactose begins to reach the large intestine, where it is incorrectly and hardly absorbed by bacteria, which leads to dysbiosis and diarrhea. However, in some predecessors of mankind, this function was broken and lactose-tolerant individuals appeared. Among the Russians such mutants are 80-85%, among the Finns - up to 99% (Scandinavia is called the milk center of the world), and among the Chinese and Africans their number sometimes does not exceed 2-5%.

So, to simplify, milk in China is not drunk because of the lack of pastures, but because for more than 90% of the Chinese it is poison. Your companion is lucky :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103097
 21.09.2014
I add :

Was Turing not tried or subjected to hormonal castration? In what do you see more freedom, smart man, in the choice given to him between prison and castration?
The desire of homosexuals to associate a high level of intelligence with the desire to get in the ass is not very new. As a result, every nearby pedestrian immediately concludes that his sexual aspirations automatically raise his level of intelligence. You seem to have avoided that too, and I congratulate you.

= the =
I add :
A good half of the great people were subjected to some sins (drug addiction, alcoholism, paranoia... homosexuality). Some were also schizophrenic. But this only means that we are all human and nobody is perfect. And it is not that being a drug addict / alcache / psychic / peder is normal / good. When you say that Turing was gay, you can still tolerate him – he was a great man. But the peder who covers his name is just a peder.
___________________________________

The crowd greedfully reads confessions, notes, etc., because in its wickedness they rejoice in the humiliation of the high, in the weaknesses of the mighty. When she discovers every ugliness, she is in admiration. He’s small like us, he’s ugly like us! Lie, fools: he is small and ugly — not like you — otherwise..."
A.S. Pushkin P.A. Vyazemsky November 1825

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103096
 21.09.2014
to this:

In the West, there are "carousels" and no throws, right? And CNN is a deeply true handshake television company.
It became known from the press, at this referendum itself:
1st The vote was not secret, and for each of its participants you can find out exactly how he voted.
2nd To get a ballot, it is enough for a person to simply name his name - he did not register anywhere.
Three Any resident of Scotland, including a foreigner from the EU and the Commonwealth, could vote.
4 is You can vote by mail, as well as transferring the right to vote to loved ones. A huge number of people voted - almost 800 thousand. of 4.2 million participants.
5 is All photos and videos on the site are prohibited.
6 is No exit polls were held, because the publication of their results on the day of the vote was also prohibited.
7 is The age limit was reduced to 16 years.
Yes to! I forgot! Even immigrants could vote!! to

-----------
Vasily Ivanovich and Petka went on a trip abroad. Separated
on different sides. They meet in three months. Vasily Ivanovich
hungry, encouraged, and the Petka is all in gold.
Where I took it.
P - I go to the club, and there the cards are played in a point. At first, the map did not work.
And then one says, “I have a point,” and I show him a point, and he
"Gentlemen believe in the word"
And here I have a map like a pearl...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103095
 21.09.2014
It is a T-shirt! Mom gave) from Sweden, I came back, she remembered that she has a son and in attempts on the move, at the airport bought a T-shirt. Give with such joy and the story that they have this wealth, all the business. When I asked why they were fucking, she turned red and tried to pick up, but she didn’t notice.
Alexey: And half a year before that, she brought me a cottage where in English it was written “I want a member like my pet.” Naturally, she didn’t know about it until she stumbled.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №103094
 21.09.2014
I will add:

Flying summer
Autumn has arrived
The Euro 49
The $38
--------
Flying Autumn
It was snow, look.
Dollars of 48
The Euro 63

All the snow passed.
Summer in the garden
Dollars banned
Euro is nowhere.

c) the borst

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103093
 21.09.2014
xxx: I bought myself an avito for 600 rubles broken monitor 20 inches. Repaired in 20 minutes. I am happy!
yyy: I bought a new monitor last month for 7k, was happy until I saw this post.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103092
 21.09.2014
There was no combinence in the childhood, there was an old Zaporozhye in the backyard, at whom the door was opened with a single coin. When it rained, it was nice to sit there with a book and eat a piece of sugar. Even in Bulgaria, as a child, I was, we go somewhere, my adults, Bulgarian adults, all not very familiar and therefore very polite, and I look - the Zaporozhets stand. I think I will show everyone the magic. He took it and opened the door, like in the old Zaporozhye. But nobody was delighted, and everybody was silent about it.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103091
 21.09.2014
In the fight, and even under the degree, most lump with what is. And they do not think about the safety of those who are robbed. This is not a fight, but a duel.
There will be guns, they will shoot. And don’t reassure yourself that not everyone will have guns, that they will be afraid to shoot... I’m not saying that every fight will end in dead bodies. Maybe not every tenth. Just a hundred court battles will be a couple of bodies and five wounds. And one injured resident of the neighboring house, not looking out the window in time.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Because "draca, and even under degree" is not normal. All such dracuns will die - normal people will live more calmly. And the harmless, their mother, only love to fight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103090
 21.09.2014
This is:

You can think, everyone has already forgotten how Soviet citizens behaved, who were lucky enough to get on a trip abroad. And the sausage of hard smoking was carried with them, and the wiring in foreign hotels was burned with boilers. It would be wide - wide would be eaten :D And China now, in general, the same essayer, only with an amendment to the demography

Congratulations to you, Shrek, you are Balbes.
It seems that a little time has passed, and in your weak heads everything has already mixed up, or you just can’t read.
Soviet citizens did not travel to five-star hotels in Vienna. Basically, few travel abroad available were business trips and very few, economy class, tourist trips. At the same time, it was possible to exchange a very small amount of money for foreign currency, and people wanted to bring gifts to their relatives, imported clothes, shoes. From here and raw copper (you mean it, hard copper? sausages, canned foods and boilers.
The Chinese have their own reasons to eat. Don’t think everyone is stupid.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna