1: Well, I’ve seen everything now, Sasha Grey starred in the movie (doesn’t?!?!?with Elijah Woods (yes, yes the Hobbit).
The film is called Open windows, where she plays the role of some star pursued by some maniac.
Fuck, I’ve seen it all now.

You have not yet seen the continuation, when the maniac, after hitting the victim, cries:
I fucking fuck you, shit!
What Sasha Gray proudly answers:
How dare you offer me that? I am a decent girl!
And the curtains :)

From the correspondence:
1: Who are you working for?
Proctologist of the principal god Asgard.
1 of 1?
I work with OneAss.
1: ))))

Many women eventually realize that having a husband and a man is not the same thing.

He was at the funeral of a distant relative. The cemetery. The tomb was lowered into the grave. Everyone started throwing three handfuls of land (the custom is for those who do not know). I also tended to throw the ground. The car keys fell out of the pocket and straight into the grave. Almost no one paid attention, and I was in shock. Going down into the pit is unreasonable, getting the grave is not the way out. I have the keys alone.
And then one earthquake gets a magnet on a rope from my pocket, a couple of seconds and the keys I have. He said, “You are neither the first nor the last.”
What to say, a professional.

The morning. The Monday. The boss asks:
You have red eyes. Drinking is it?
No is! I missed my job, I cried.

I have a former friend who saw a man in me, as you call him. I also pointed to him for sex, and Edak - he is not in any: neither to embrace nor to kiss. Just go home and that’s all. Of course, I found another, with the first communication somehow disappeared. Two years later, I found out that it was me who turned out to be the Frenchman at the time. Don’t be stupid, you will be happy.
It is....
Remember, guys very poorly understand hints, especially from girls they are interested in.
Could it be more clearly indicated or even more openly acknowledged?

I’ll tell you, the little (cat) performed on the weekend.
On Friday evening, I took a chicken liver out of the freezer and threw it into the shell to unfreeze, so that it could be cooked in the morning.
In the morning, the little girl came to wake me, walking after me, murmuring. I say to her, “Manuya, let my mother sleep again.” She went away.
A couple of hours later I get up and something lies on the floor near the head of my bed. I cannot understand what it is. Then look at. This is cake. In the cock. Thus e. The manna carefully took the puppy with the liver in her teeth, brought me and started waking me typically "Mommy, it's time to have breakfast!"
Yong from the morning I tell, he says: It is good that I did not break the fist and it is good that I did not put it on the next pillow, or the bed would have to be changed. I: If when I woke up I found someone’s organs on the next pillow, the bed would have had to be changed for several reasons.

here here :
“The Americans are going to talk about small-sized sanctions against us, and we’re all in trouble. And what shall we do?
Implementing sanctions, which
Which ones?! to
We will abolish anti-piracy law!

Yes, this law and without retaliatory sanctions few people fuck.
Admin offices for 200 comp, where licensed only toys on the director's iPhone

What do women need?
I came to a new job, met with an employee from the neighboring department.
By the first impression - physical disgust: low, loose, warts on the hands, badly dressed, dirty hair, brittle hair.
After a month of communicating exclusively on work issues, I suddenly realized that if he had offered, I would not have refused.
Because the main sexual organ of a man is the brain, and he owned it virtuosely)))

I was at a school meeting with my middle son.
The psychologist that the number of anxious children (in this wording!) In our class it is only 2%. There are 23 children in the class. We calculated on the calculator, which part of the child we have anxious... Long decided – which child this part... The psychologist could not understand why a group of parents so stupidly hiccats during her serious speech...

I’m not overweight, I don’t drink alcohol.
Better to drink...

I don’t know, I’ve been lucky with my neighbors.
HH: They are not.

<...> Being a photographer by type of activity, my consciousness drew me an aggregate performing stereographic 3D images...
= is
When you come to the station, did you not take your hat off?

I looked at the mother-in-law for 7 years and suddenly realized that her ex-husband (who I had never seen in my eyes) was probably not as much a goat and cattle as she tells me.

xxx: because there are a bunch of funny ways to put a small bag into the brain by waking yourself up in a fig.
YYY: awakening...the imprint of Freud
Zzzz: to persuade to have sex.
YYY: He woke her all night, but didn’t wake her up.
XX: Because I did it somehow not excitingly.

Thus, let’s say, autumn or early spring, somewhere in the earth, the germ of any plant freezes. A man was passing by and joking. And for the germination, this is a real wealth - a warm solution of all the necessary elements. And suddenly, people also - fell on somebody unexpected wealth, and it was just sucked on him from above.

With the employee:
I: Can I put this documentary in your bag?
She: No No No
I: Well, let me put it across so that I don’t get lost.
She is: No No No!! to
I have not taught you in time!

To the topic about child psychologists/psychiaters with questions. Do not take it in your head. They have a set of questions to clarify the general development, and no one has yet been denied admission to the kindergarten, overwhelmed by the question, as the Madagascar man says.

My aunt worked in these commissions in Soviet times.
Mystery for children. Naturally, the mystery of winter and summer in one color is nowadays a question of pure erudition for the urban child. The answer is " practically everything". But the child does not know what the tree is meant and thinks. What is green at any time? I am glad, the soldier!
Development is normal. And erudition in ancient mysteries can also be worked in the garden.

Do you know Styles? and yes! About the mouse! declared to:
The mouse walks in the woods, gathers cloves, sings songs.
Suddenly, the cushion fell straight to the mouse in the forehead, the mouse was angry and on the ass of the mouse!

The doctor and the mother from surprise simultaneously repeat the mouse movement. Mom, to justify yourself, who taught you such a poem? and Dad! You are what, when? When I went to the store with my aunt...

Borsch: With the words:"Stop talking!" I set the alarm clock 5 minutes earlier.

When it was two days until the end of the dispute, she began to fall asleep, throwing one leg on me and sticking with her lips in my neck.

Men, I couldn’t sleep for exactly a month, but I won that fight for us all.
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Mde, patient... more comfortable than a deer she will hardly wear. The Cossack Doll! and c)
It is...
Little girl, are you sure that the girls don’t want to? We want to, even if we are virgins. I think after a month she famously stumbled her boyfriend (Happiness them)))