Eat with a friend on the road.
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What is this dish, where to find the recipe?

This is:

Dear friends, I want to say thank you to the one who a couple of days ago put a photo with a recipe for cough (there is milk, honey, soda, butter, two egg eggs)....in general, I did everything as written, the cough passed... because I am afraid to cough on the second day and do not go away from the toilet....

It should have been soaked there flour and in the oven, delicious cookies would have been made. Translation of products.

Wife: I think it will be very cold in winter. I need my son (1,5 years old) to buy paints, fingers.
I looked at her for a moment, thinking all the jokes about blondes were about my wife.
I ask: Olya, cold winter and paints for the son - where is the connection?? to
For the especially gifted, the winter will be cold, we will walk little, we will buy paints, so that there is something to do at home for the child.
I found nothing to answer...

(Discussions in the forum)

Sorry, but how is it technically? The waitress simply leave the delivery or put money in a folder for the account. Where does the hairdresser get the money? In a fork with scratches? O_O

When you give money to someone, do you always put it somewhere?
I need to go to striptease :)

I don’t know how to know the age. Wear a badge with your date of birth.

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The idea is not the age itself, but that any person should be treated respectfully, regardless of his visible or actual age (gender, race, gender, orientation). Until he proves by his actions that he is a fool.

<...> Yes, scaned and recognized also Sisadmin - "This is the same work with the program!"
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And a fool. Has he nothing to do?
With us, Sisadmin would have taken a service (and he, to be honored, is very skillful in the artistic sense of the word), after which two things would have happened instantly.
1st From the secretary’s salary would be deducted the cost of the Finrider.
2nd A accountant who refused to work with the program would be transferred a few steps below the position as not able to work with a computer. If they were not expelled at all.
Or maybe 3. The entire accountancy would be assigned a test on this skill.

Why are all the social networks full of photos of weddings, but none of divorce?

On Halloween, I will wear a ruble costume, drink and fall all night.
Yyy: Cook option, dress with a two-headed eagle. Drink and get up from your knees.
zzz: The main thing is that when you get up from your knees, no one is dressed in the back of China.

asked me to give up for the repair of the school (even not the class) not a lot (300 rubles), but this is a matter of principle, I ask "My Daughter What Broke in the School?" answer "NO", I ask another question "A TO DO OBLIGATORY?" again "NO",and immediately start pressing for regret,mole director makes all teachers collect money from parents,I offer my help in the form of applying to the prosecutor's office for illegal actions by the director,and I ask to speak as a witness, the teacher lost the gift of speech from my anguish apparently.... no more money is asked and the statement to the prosecutor's office was asked not to write,because the director saw the age and soon retired him

First week at a new job. In the process of work, I crush the fruits brought from the donation. On the table an open bag, the bones are placed next to the paper, everything is visible. I propose to cater to the approached boss, literally: "go cater to a boarishnik". In response, he looked at me for a long time with disapproval and then said, “I can’t, I’m driving.” Not a rabbit? = is

We discuss the path:
Everything had to fit in the backpack. 26 with kilograms. And yes, I call it rest.
It reminds me of the easy reading of Hermione Granger.

The news:
The famous Russian businessman and banker Oleg Tinkov, head of the bank “Tinkoff. Credit Systems,” publicly stated about his homosexuality following Apple CEO Tim Cook.

The commentary:
This has already been seen in the bank’s policy to impose its services.

xxx: Scuchi, and they have an admin password of six stars! I blew up when searching for all the passwords storage, why not disclose the hidden symbols!

to this:

If a woman in her 30s looks like she’s 18, don’t talk to her like a 18-year-old. I don’t know what is incomprehensible here.
and ---
In general, no one has the right to talk disrespectfully to you even when you are 18 (not a man, right?Not even at 30. I need to send such a message and that’s all. Everyone has their head on their shoulders, and you can’t allow any life-offended nonsense to talk to you in such a tone.

Package with packs
Box with Boxes

I have a mattress standing, don't mess with mattress

How do I tell my husband that I am pregnant? He expected one
yyy: Tell him "Your expectations have been met by 300%"

Time is ruthless to women, and men are even more ruthless. 30 years is a young and fresh lady... 40 years is experienced, but still good! and you are "tits, old ladies"... As if in this chat only schoolchildren. Simenon in this regard is good:"On the chair sat a young woman of 38";

He said he was a pedicure. This is as if in general, but the crowds of latent pidders began to crack about it all the way, and here is where to go for people who crack?

DRB
Today my son woke up before me, put in toys, found a plastic hammer there and let us knock: on the bed, on the walls, on toys. I could not stand through a dream:
The bone! Knock on your head!
And I hear, a deaf man like this! and ah! And to me in response:
and Dad! You are bad!

Specifically for TP:
People don’t know that there are 50 km deep under the ocean.
Mary: There can only live all kinds of bacteria.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
At a depth of 50 km under the ocean, hot magma plays and only fantasy lava dragons and salamanders can live there.