From a corporate chat between two sitadmines.
C1: IT only search for helpdesk operators
Up to 30k
may be combined)
C2 and C2)
Q1: It will be interesting.
2nd: Ahaha
Pity your brain.
C1: call me, do I have an application? then call the helpdesk, call the helpdesk - I remove the phone again, say, what is your problem?)

The state where prices are rising is not the state, it is the market.

For a long time, I promised to buy a new game called Monopoly. Dad said, Dad did a long time, as a result of the game bought mom and threw them as a gift. Happy children run to kiss dad, dad acid, but honestly kicks on mom, here - kiss her all. And here, at the height of the manifestation of gratitude, the younger (8 years) hangs for a fraction of a second, looks at me and says thoughtfully: "... but it means that Daddy has left unspent money!"

Once the Ukrainian militias were simple men with hunting guns. They were sent against them, and they were brought against them. There were tanks, there were tanks. Then the planes. The U.S. has introduced ships into the Black Sea. In vain they are.

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They borrowed the girlfriends of the brides dressed as if they had just come to the wedding from the road shift. I understand that she had 20 clients tonight, at least turn around to smile. In the photo, it turns out that the bride took her money client.

After watching the results of the football team matches.
Is the Czechoslovak leader still a Czech?
The Czechs have a goalkeeper, even if not a Czech.

I got a honeymoon. I ordered 5 liters.
P.S A liter has already drank, and went to bed (in case the legs refuse).

I add :

Yesterday from 24:00 to 06:00 an unknown person or persons penetrated the protected territory and abducted a guard dog named "Black".
The funny thing is that the dog was white!

Generally very logical. My neighbors, for example, have a Cat Sphinx (nude) named Pushok. And what else?! to

I still don’t understand, but here are those who shout ‘fascism will not pass’... ask for a wide door to open!? to

XXX: It’s a great idea to leave a child in the same house with his scissors.

YYY: Yes, you have to take all the sharp, cutting and cutting objects with you to work, fucking!

XXX: We need to remove them.

Yyy: You won’t believe it, but these little tricks will go anywhere.

zzz: Stick the scotch to the ceiling, and when it slips off, all the knives will fall to the floor, straight on the child, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In ancient times, geologists students of the 1st course went to summer practice: minerals, breeds to determine, layer layer elements to measure and other labyrinth, in general. They broke up a camp near the river and found an interesting pink crystal nearby. No tables for determining minerals are suitable, they have already turned their entire brain inadvertently, thinking they have already made a discovery in minerology.
He was brought to the old professor for praise. He looked at him slightly... and slipped! “Tyfu,” he says, “young people, it’s a jellyfish, keep it all foolish!
And you say that acid coasts are impossible.

I won today.
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I am dying!! Dying the cattle!! to

HH: Now you’ve learned it. Your life will never be the same.
WOW: I always knew that. My life was never the same.

If a man is dead, he is not necessarily shot. If a man is shot, he is dead. Do you feel the difference?
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He reminded Bayonne:
A little boy sweets a candy.
A self-driving car came to him from behind.
People read in the newspapers this morning:
"The boy died by drowning a candy".

First time in the first class:
On the second day of training, the son came and said he had received a call on behavior. When asked what he was doing, he explained that there were five remarks, two of them for singing the Russian anthem, painting our flag. He sang the Imperial March. I had to urgently learn the hymn melody>

How many wars have happened in the world, and peaceful demonstrations of citizens have always demanded one thing: PEACE.And only Ukrainian wives and mothers have thought of demanding tanks.
They do not want an end to the war, but a rotation.
Give mine back and take someone else away.
Can anyone understand what is happening to them all?? to

[I am alone in the apartment] In the kitchen, melon fell on the floor, trembling on the floor passed through the entire apartment. It was awful at first, then it became funny. We need to go see what condition the floor and the melon itself. This is a dune, what else is there to fall? Or not a melon? Isn’t it a melon at all?! to

I know who the name is!

“I totally agree with you,” said the Duchess, “and the morality here is this: every vegetable has its time. Or, if you want, I will formulate it more simply: never think that you are different from what you could have been other than being different in cases where you can not be otherwise.
L. Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"4405

XHHH: I cooked the strawberries. I have a sweet woman.
There is still a sweet table, sweet gripes and a couple of sweet taburets.

Whoever does not jump - that Rembrandt!
YYY: Da Vinci comes, the order is set.
Zzzz: Glory to the dead! Glory to Impressionism!