I am a bicycle rider (
YYY: Are you programming or are you upset?

It-Yt: In short, we agreed with that cowmaker on the supply of fertilizer for the country cooperatives.
But we were rejected in the ADM. the city to register LLC "Govna Kusok", motivating this by moral and ethical norms and general human considerations.
You are a bitch, fucker. Nihren doesn’t mean marketing.
That’s why we are now called OOO "Vasileok".

friend (d) lies in an infection with acute intestinal
Hi, has the dress gone?
d: I look at friends.I almost passed.Toilet paper is over - so everyone is suffering.
I: fuck the joke))) break the sheets! you have a chick, Mike is short?)))
Q: The doctor said it was social (wtf?) The problem is that it does not solve it.
I: You tell her that the problems affecting such a number of societies in the pre-dressed state can literally fall on her, including her!

Evgeny
Today you can wear jeans and roast.
by 11:30:59

forever
I went to the ballets.)
by 11:31:39

Evgeny
Some of the ballets?
by 11:31:55

forever
At the end of the day))))))))

Well, in general, a healthy serious organization. The harsh men. YYY works there. And this madman put all the chiefs on the ears, achieving that they spent 20 kilograms of iris for construction needs.

Chat technical support:

Xenia: Ilya if you do not use the number for 3 months you start to write off the fee for the number inactivity.
How to make money stop writing?
Xenia: Use the number, Ilya.

XXX is:
Good morning, and I like to walk around the ruined barracks.
Remove wallpapers and read newspapers from underneath them.

YYY :
It sounds like a passage from a song of Civil Defense.

When comments are added in Zebbaly and Heppins, such shit disappears.

Oh women!
I call my wife, where are you?
Yes, in the store...
I: Yes, you said that you will go for the shoes in the autumn. I bought?
No (Some trouble with the size)
I: What about the size?
Yes, this is the 42nd size coffit, and the 44th size coffit is small (

Reference to Sabbath:
Unfortunately, after getting married, it is only used as a cushion.

Free medicine starts with paid bills.
And paid medicine - from free bachelors. The paradox...

C is not mine!

This is a Viking rabbit wounded in countless battles and wounded as a result of received wounds.

Let us announce a contest for the best comic for this quote!

In Europe, especially in its well-known cleanliness and inadequate decency on the street - Germany (Austria, Switzerland) there are no toilets.

We were in Germany in 2012, when I was pregnant. The toilet was very relevant. Looking for them for a long time did not have to anywhere, absolutely nowhere! In addition, I was stunned by the presence of tables for diapers everywhere. You enter the blue cabin (as we put on the squares during the walk), and there the table is rolled down.
Everywhere clean and washed.
We were in Frankfurt and the surrounding area.
Tell me not to talk...

Report of the security guard, chief of the SB:
Yesterday from 24:00 to 06:00 an unknown person or persons penetrated the protected territory and abducted a guard dog named "Black".
The funny thing is that the dog was white!

XXX: I am not singing
XXX: I have no voice.
This is called rap.

Vampires are not reflected in the mirror. Do the supermarket doors respond to them?

here here :
Suka, I hate my specialty... I try to become a financier - ALL personnel for some reason believe that I also have to perform the functions of the boss. In reality, the conversation usually goes like this:
"It’s not hard for you to do deep water welding, right? And do you have experience working in space with polymer materials?"
" What is it? Do you know how to make Pentium-7 from 2 nails and a piece of shit? You don’t want me"
The fucks...

__________
That is normal. Especially for small offices. The driver will want more Boeing piloting skills, and he admin skills from an electrician to a sanitary engineer.

>>> You can also drink water from the oak.
But I do not want.

Bear Grills looks at you like an idiot.

I have always been annoyed by people who are always dissatisfied with the weather on the street, no matter what the weather is. And here, finally forcing myself to read classical literature, I found the most remarkable description:
"Listen to us, so the weather is always bad. She is the government: always and for everything it is the fault. In summer we say that we have nothing to breathe because of the heat, in winter that the cold is just deadly; in spring and autumn we condemn the weather because it is neither cold nor hot to us, and we dream that it will solve this issue in one way or another. If the sun shines, we say that in the village everything dies without rain; if it rains, we pray for good weather. If the snow has not fallen in December, we repugnantly ask where our glorious old winters have gone, and we argue as if we have been deceived by what has long been bought and paid for; and when the snow comes, we use expressions unworthy of a Christian. We will be dissatisfied until each of us makes our own weather and uses it personally. If we can’t do that, we’d rather do it without any weather.

See also SPAM:
31 Aug: $20,000 Make money now!
1 cent: $15000 Work in a new direction!
2 cents: $10,000 Do a real business!
I feel like I’m getting less and less valued for spammers every day :(