You are still so stupid, so you are still a virgin.
You are so stupid, so you are no longer a virgin.
here here :
Everyone wants small kittens, puppies, and I want a penguin! They don’t need anything but fish, and they won’t bother you when you’re sitting behind a compass. It will be stupid to stand quietly somewhere and stick to one point. and other pets.
The movie "The Penguins of Mr. Popper" you will need to familiarize with the question
Ikar: Here we are in the area!
Ikar is girl! by WRX-STi The Black! The Young! It is beautiful! With a pen!
Pascal: And what?
Ikar: I am getting married!
Ikar: Although... maybe it is she who is getting married to me.
Pascal: That is for sure! :D
Ikar: But I agree anyway!!! to
You're playing racing or an air simulator and someone asks you: are you busy?
And you answer: no type, I play as a passenger.
I have two deputy ministers, four of whom have been in the Cabinet for a month, who cannot be appointed, I don’t know why – the mayor of Kiev and the boxer Klitschko.
Friend: I have a friend who is in America, so he has a fantasy of Belarusian sex, so that the girl during shouting or whispering in Belarusian.
I had Russian-Ukrainian sex. Also well
My friend: I want Polish) There is such a beautiful language
Friend: well-no - that's the terraz bandede cebe, fucking, in the ass of perdelic ))))) - what's beautiful and exciting here?????? to
You killed my fantasy)) No, well, his naphyg) and Ukrainian how?
They could not take them by force, they could not by deceit, but they could by deceit.
YYY :?? to
My wife tried to wash my dirty pants for two days. I took it while I slept (
From Habr, a discussion of the identification of a person by how he collects text:
The xxx:
And what if I’m right and my right hand is occupied and I’m tapping on the left? Or will it suddenly be in the plaster, in gloves, and so on? Yes, banally after a couple of bottles of beer) Something tells me that I will not be able to use my banking app.
YYYY :
> Yes, banally after a couple of bottles of beer) Something tells me I won’t be able to use my banking app.
Maybe even for the better?
and ZZZ:
It is not only alcohol that affects behavior. Exercise, stress and endorphins I fell in love and my bank account was blocked.
and TTT:
But this fit in general must have, with automatic removal in two months.
A very fat cat came to us today.
very much
When his grandmother approached him, he didn’t run like everyone else.
He just turned and slowly left.
to this:
Why are the majority of shops called "Our Own"?
Because if you name the store "From yourself", the firefighters will stumble.
A month went to the gym, lost 6 thousand rubles.
UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called on Ferguson to exercise restraint and respect the rights of the people to peaceful protest and freedom of expression.
In Rome, beer was used only as a strengthening agent for the sick, and healthy people were not recommended to drink it.
Yyy: -Dear, I got sick today, go for a half-piece of Zhygulevsky.
Listened at the exhibition:
A woman sells a Persian cat.
A man fits, admired the beast, appreciated, says that they like Persians very much...
"But" – says a man – "My friends often come to me! What if I take a cat and they come in costumes?and "
The woman, not long thinking: "Well, in costumes and will go!"
and Tamara:
Girls who want to catch the bouquet of the bride, approach the bridegroom!
From Habr, the post on the self-made automatic watering for flowers:
XXX: Can you tell me what the connector in Figure 3_1 is called?
YYY: Oh, and I don’t know. All the wires with a hole I call sprinklers, and with a stick sprinklers.
Here you rusted over the Psaki Sea in Belarus she found. And in the sale appeared shrimp production of Belarus.
This is another...
I work on commands, live in a dormitory for 4 people in a room.I came from work, tired. I took a shower, washed my trousers and socks. The socks were so long, with so much heart. I go into the room with my dirty socks lying on the bed. The strangers washed...
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Winter, Ural, eight years ago My car (the usual white field) is filled with snow to the middle of the glass. For an hour and a half he broke the path to her through the whole courtyard (with a shovel) and swept away from the snow (with a hat) until he reached the room. And only then remembered that he put his evening in the garage.
I work on commands, live in a dormitory for 4 people in a room.I came from work, tired. I took a shower, washed my trousers and socks. The socks were so long, with so much heart. I go into the room with my dirty socks lying on the bed. The strangers washed...
neoSENS: I’m on the motorcycle, the gauges often stop (it’s okay) tired already. Yesterday, in a certain century, I went on a big, I think cool, the gays will not stop, and in the courtyard I am caught by the crew of the PPS and check the big for theft. Winner of life.