The vacation. I took my 5 and 6 year old kids with me. Every night before going to bed I put them from the social network audio-story "The Secret of the Third Planet". Listen for 10-15 minutes and fall asleep, and the fairy tale itself is 55, so in parts and every day. I am sitting in parallel. Day so on the fifth friend writes that he is very worried about me because it is strange that the 31-year-old man 5 days in a row in the evenings is listening to about Gromosek.

I recently had a psychiatric exam, I said.
Occupied history: in a psychiatric hospital
A woman complains that
She has "fish swimming in the veins", well, in
After a while, this
It was purchased on one of
She showed her students, she
He said that everything was fine, that
"The fish were taken out" and they were no longer there.
I’m worried, and there’s a very smart guy.
I asked her "Fish.
Did they go out, and suddenly they put the oak there?"
Then my aunt cried out again.

I'm an adult aunt, I don't want to crush the olive, I want public static void main, and also - a plush baby whirlpool ^_^

Chapter 5: Reviews of Babylon
In the first season, something.
If sorrow bears fruit, Russia would be a horn of abundance.
and this is in the conversation of the European woman of Russian origin and the Russian rabbi
The year: 2258
HH: I have bad news for us.

We discussed with a colleague the quote that Legolas in The Hobbit looks more like Willis than Bloom.
It begins to emerge the assumptions that in the next part he should not appear in a triko, but in a maike-alkash and without shoes.

xxx: By the way, chronologically (according to the production chronology of the films) "Smaug Desolation" - is the fifth film.
xxx: This means that in the sixth film you can get a little away from the book and the dragon will be killed by Legolas.
XXX: Destroying him by the horse.

A friend about Vivaldi.
Everyone likes music differently. I will not evaluate Bieber, I heard the name, the music failed. But Bieber is unlikely to be remembered in at least fifty years.

and Politics.
To be great, you don’t have to be double-face.

@fulloloi: MEPs propose to reinstate the death penalty for terrorism. Death penalty for terrorists!

From my city to Moscow and to Tel Aviv is approximately the same distance. A plane ticket to Tel Aviv was more than 1.5 times cheaper than a train ticket to Moscow. Of course, the plane ticket was taken for 1.5 months, and the promo tariff and all that, but nevertheless, it is time to somehow curb the shelter.

Michael: >< Even without chocolate I managed to get rid of it
You are a Jedi!
The pork master!

Once again, when ordering some figi on the Internet, they insisted on indicating FIO.

The name was "Kakaeva Hraznica".

The top of the "friendly" interface of the past were two identical buttons - one of which launched ballistic missiles and the second made coffee and seemed to be nowhere, but modern developers have gone further - now it is one button: to launch the missiles press and hold for about a second, to make coffee press and hold for a little less than a second...

With VIO:

How to remove the stomach?
Category: Adobe Photoshop

Everyone got it!first asked: you are not going to get married? married.Then: you are not planning children?Born a daughter.Then: and after the second when?Born a twin, well I think everyone will be behind, full family and bla bla bla bla, no, mother them so!!!Now they ask: and about divorce did she have thoughts?That’s what I want to do again... first, right?

Poor naive “jugues”! You are probably firmly convinced that all of this – fame, angry money, rumbling and whispering of fans, visits to kings – all of this forever and on merit. But I am ready to bet that you will last another year and a half, and then there will be young people with even more stupid hairstyles and wild voices, and it will end!

And you will have to struggle to settle into small provincial cockroaches for a temporary job or go “bees” to new “chicks”.

But as for Beethoven, the same one whom you so persistently called in your song to “ride,” for him, I think, you can be calm.

N. Bogoslovsky about "The Beatles"

Forecasts are more accurate.

You need to change your password every month:
Q: What password should I set up to remember after the NHG?
WOW: zero-five, zero-five, zero-five, zero-seven)))

VOL: I found a mouse of the brand E-Blue in the DNS. Imagine a New Year's promotion in the store for the sale of this mouse: "To every 10th buyer on E-Blue!"

I watched a TV show that will be broadcast on New Year’s Eve. On the screen, the stars shake their eyes, crocodile smiles, pretending that they are horribly funny. The advertisement ended with the words "New Year's Star Parade is approaching"... And this final part sounded really threatening!

Dialogue in the kitchen:

Do you want tea?
I will
There is no more :(
I will not mean.
If you don’t want to drink tea, sit down with the little one while I drink my own.

When I sit at the dealer, I wait for the car. I can't rju ))) here a table with paints stands, on the wall children's drawings, one is very well drawn and stands out, I fit, and he is signed - Tanya Vasilyeva, 25 years old )))