You, lovers of conquests and long journeys, your time has passed, there is nothing more on the planet to conquer. Give the earth rest. But don’t be upset, but tolerate a little. Your future has not yet arrived. Soon mankind will reach the nearest stars, a new colonial era will begin. Then your time will come - all the heads will become like you. But now, before jumping to distant stars, it is time to establish a stable order on Earth. Do not rush for a while, prepare for more, and let the scientists calmly finish it for you.
Fuck the spacecraft!

How is self-confidence?
%bk%: 4 day brush...
by Lena ))
It is not an indicator.)
I haven’t shaved my legs for two weeks. :)

An atheist came to heaven by chance.
Close the door quietly.
God says you don’t want to
Do not believe
by Nassau

The man who pursues the harvest does not notice the harvest.

What do you know about the April joke?
One cake from Alaska dragged old car tires onto the slope of the volcano for a year to light them on April 1. Half a city in panic, local emergency services are mobilizing...
From April 1st, guys!

So, let’s get a buzz?
It is 4 o’clock in the morning!
I ask you what time is?

I went to the store for greenfield tea. The seller told me that it appeared the same, only with honey. Without looking thrown into the bag)) and only at home understood why there is no honey in the tea :) and for this woman it will always be there))
The tea is called "camomile MEADOW"

X: Tell me, and if I get a minette, will it mean that I have lost my virginity?

Y: No, and what then?

X: - Fuck, then I am a virgin...

Y: How old are you?

X – 12

Y: And what about you? Mines are done?? to

X: No, and what is it?

I will go and wash the apple and eat it.
xxx: the apple
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You can drink water if you know what I am talking about.

The Doctor of Biological Sciences in Painting tells the story of the battle of two ants.
I attack the enemy, I need help.
DL: You would write epic scenarios... F. Bondarchuk will film it, and Bezrukov will play the main role (for example, a sad disabled ants with a bitten ass). If you still invite Stas Mikhailov to sing chord songs, then the aunts will start crying in two quarters from the cinema.

The company "Apple" on Tuesday, September 9, hosts an annual event, at which will present its new iPhone6 development.
So what am I about...? Oh, on September 9, all iPhone5 owners will become miserable, with which I congratulate you all! and ))

The traitors of the homeland tried to accumulate pensions, but the brave minister Topilin defended our poor old age.

He crossed the road in the wrong place, shot down... the driver’s fault! It is responsibility!
He ran away, stumbled on the bench... the blame bench! She stood there!

A reasonable man is not always a reasonable man... Homo sapiens is the ability to think, but not always the ability to think.

But everything about the surrounding SSP world, the inhabitants of SSP are very little interested. The fact.
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Because it is more interesting for them to equip their own country and their city, district, neighborhood, parade. In Russia, everyone knows how to settle any international conflict, but in the parade they have a slate, on the balcony a warehouse of rotten skies and old tires, and to cheat and steal - synonyms of the words "honour" and "worthiness". Take care of your country, learn not to mess where you live. The more people are interested in what surrounds them, the cleaner and richer their own country. Beyond the border, we can do without you. Wash the clothes at work first.

Баян one of the acquaintances ;) Lived in the neighborhood grandfather of the ugliest character and according to the Soviet rite. in the affairs of the neighbors. He was disturbed by everything and immediately everything that his grandfather clearly considered the reason for drawing up the "document". He stuck somehow to the neighbors to watch something (standard questions: do you have the TV working? Is there electricity? The pipes are running? and in the bathroom noticed that the water in the ceramic chair of blue colour (the table that can be dissolved in the household is sold special, if cha)).
Why is the water blue?
Neighbors found: In the JES declaration wrote - we included. Now on request all include if the stomach is not "six"
Everything is forgotten, time has passed.
A joking lady met with someone from JES, she is told: Grandfather was able to go to us to ask and complain to write, mol, include me blue water in the toilet, t.k. I am not six.

... all over the world, hacked accounts of politicians are plotting all kinds of mess...
Electricity in the Russian Federation is true.

XXX: Ukrainians are free people, a brotherly people; Mudakhs are ukrops, screaming to Moskalya on a hill!
YYY: Coats to Ukrainians brothers? With such "brothers" and enemies
ZZZ: You were called a fool, not a brother

About the news : "Residents of the American village elected their mayor a dog"
Where are the budget funds allocated to repair the city?
The dog knows it!! to

How do you feel about this turn? Talk to the alleged "producer".
Where is your factory?
Near the Novosibirsk
Can we come to see him?
It is difficult to get to the factory, 700 km from Novosibirsk.
Where is it specifically?
In Kazakhstan...