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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91847
 30.12.2013
A small company of friends. I need to call a taxi.
A: Well, is someone already calling?
B: I’m going to call.
Do you draw a pentagram?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91846
 30.12.2013
[15:37:10] Kungf: and I put that terrible game
[15:37:37] Kungf: He is an unfriendly ppc. I ran through the woods for 5 minutes, met a lion and died.
[15:38:30] Nocturne: what a hardcore. Did the lion do you something, or did you just die because of 5 minutes of running in the forest?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91845
 30.12.2013
News

The new year on Euromaidan will be without Modern Talking and Pink Floyd. They would also invite The Beatles and The Doors.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91844
 30.12.2013
Recall of the printer.
The shortcomings:
1st It starts loud and shuts off for a long time.
2nd Hypnotizing the cat.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91843
 29.12.2013
The girl returns home late in the evening. It is dark, scary, no soul. He approaches the house and suddenly hears a voice:
Girl, let’s get to know you.
She was so frightened that she could not find anything better than to say:
I will scream!! to
The guy is not upset:
Well, it will be later... but for now let’s just get to know!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91842
 29.12.2013
I sit and listen to the radio. There is a loss between the broadcasts: "Auto Radio, one country, one road..." So I wanted to add: "...for the whole country"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91841
 29.12.2013
The most epic thing you can do in the coming year is to forget to pay for the yen ;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91840
 29.12.2013
yyy: interesting, first these people give vivid advice on the type of "need to live your life", "need to be yourself" and more
YYY: And then they criticize me for my minimalist lifestyle, non-commerciality and some bad habits.
YYY: It was like I was someone else from birth, and the last ten years decided to rise.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91839
 29.12.2013
It is like a grandfather. A year beats you, then a year you break off on the new ones. It didn’t start with us and it won’t end with us.
Yes, it will only be worse.

_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

So if you don’t want it to get worse, why keep it going?
I never understood that logic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91838
 29.12.2013
The female fantasies.

I have a boss nervously dissolved to the limit #ka. When she begins to splash out her wickedness on me again, I imagine that I have a heavy baseball beat in my hands, and I with a good stunt, with a throwback, from the heart, carry through half of her bald neck. I’ve noticed several times that after my “shock” she’s lacking enough to fully wear her brain, she begins to repeat and get confused in insults...
Probably, my appearance becomes not guilty or offended, but mysteriously dreamy. It must be that it defeats her from the desired degree of aggression and does not allow her to receive the former pleasure from the humiliation of the subordinate. And to get home to me lately it has become much less common.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91837
 29.12.2013
Xxx: - should buy a film on the number, so that the radars do not detect
Wow: - buy an icon better, the effect is roughly the same! ))
I am a Muslim)
So half a month!
There is already one.)
WOW! is a hole! Buy the second, you can’t save on safety! and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91836
 29.12.2013
The Anonymous Chat:

Is it true that the universe is infinite?
No, it’s a closed four-dimensional ball flying in the fuck.
Go naked!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91835
 29.12.2013
M1: She also loves the ass
M2: O my man
M1: there is no such scratch that would run right now

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91834
 29.12.2013
Don’t look at the productivity index.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91833
 29.12.2013
What is not in the spirit?
Tonight I go home with my husband and he asks:
What will we cook for the New Year?
I am (rejoicing)
The Pellets!
And he was offended and did not talk to me for an hour, and I sincerely suggested, I will not understand - what did I do wrong?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91832
 29.12.2013
Perl’s daughter is out!
Let’s look at Leopold about ozverine.
Bee first! Then goodbye!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №91831
 29.12.2013
And in our factory, the people are conscious, since 29.12. do not go to work on personal transportation. How to drive back drunk.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91830
 29.12.2013
Description of baking bread
andquot;
I’m 10 years old, but I’ve had to make a few changes. I pulled the testes out of fluoroplast. The factory bearings and saucer died within a month. If you do not turn the testes, then the toothbrush died in 4 months. Shortly overwhelmed the slides and put the belt from the old rotor. Well, the shape also slipped, buy as a spare part new nowhere. There are no other calls. Really a miracle.
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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91829
 29.12.2013
You are a victim of EEG.
We need carpet bombings and mass shootings.
_______
Fuck your mother, a bombardment! I took it and got upset at the end of such a fierce speech.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91828
 29.12.2013
Painting wallpaper in the kitchen. Half of the wallpaper is already carved, the second half is still the previous wallpaper.
This is the design! The zoning!
This is the area of Lenny.

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