Where a fool understands, a wise man will think a hundred times.

Mat, as a tool to combat phone spammers.
The call.
This is the EBT24. Make a contribution to us.
Thanks, I don’t want to.
In a month.
This is the EBT24. Take a loan.
Thanks, it is not necessary.
In a month.
This is a bank. We now have higher rates.
and no.
In a month.
This is a bank...
- You went to %;* and B;%*%)!
No calls for six months.
As a friend from the bank told me now, if you answer polently, they will definitely call you back in a while.
If you send, it is marked: the customer is nervous, do not call.
Fuck the politeness.

The mouse lazyly climbs into the mouse, with the usual movement pulls off the springs and discovers instead of Italian cheese – Russian.
Fuck, we have arrived.

Lucrecia: Yeah, what do you and I know about revenge, Gaze?
Lucrecia: Here is my sister, yes, she knows something.
Lucrecia: She broke up with a guy, very, very badly broke up
Lucrecia: he left her and completely ignored about two months, that is, first she pretended herself that something happened to him, then suffered from suspicions, then she was finally told that he is now friends with another, in general, goat, I shield
Lucrecia: Well, she didn't have enough, she updated her closet, lost fifteen kilos and started shaving her legs.
Lucrecia: she also graduated from aviation and arranged to work in the same defense CB where he worked, because there was a postponement from the call.
Lucrecia: and here is literally that year's breakdown, finally
Lucrecia: She was promoted and she became the immediate boss of her ex
Lucrecia: Oh yes, she told me that the first thing she called him to herself and said that since he once dreamed so much about anal sex, now he will have them.
Lucrecia: whenever he will delay the workflow
Lucrecia: and you say, put the fish under the battery...

XXX: There are so many things to do, I don’t know what to do
XXX: That’s why I don’t do anything
WOW: A great plan!
And when the deadline ends, pretend to be dead.

xxx: I read the article here and it is said that some scientists there have come to the conclusion that onanism leads to loss of vision...What do you think?
YYY: I say I don’t see the logic in that!
Do you see it? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? They seem to know something.)
by Scully (

xxx: Do not underestimate the foolish united by common interests: politics, religion, or children.

In the woods there was a right-handed tail.
He was beaten away by the Homosexual.
But the forces exhausted, the right-hand fell.
It was easy for them to get homeowner.
I quickly finished and knocked my ass.
He said, “Hello, now you’re in Europe.

The boy opened the door. On his left foot he had a white socks, on his right - black. "Jean is depressed, he has no details", his friends explained.
c) the Iranian

Another shocking news on Lente.Ru: "Cannabis has forced scientists to change their view of material for supercondensators."
What a false cannabis, even to the scientists got.

xxx: all the stuff from a beautiful wife - saved terabytes on winchester

I accidentally found a site with bright colors.
Now for the second hour I can’t drive the thought away from me: to paint my dog under the dog of Baskerville.

XXX: Fuck, with these news about the fighting...
Today I dream that I am walking in the forest, and here the enemy is running against me. Toli with a rifle, Toli with a machine gun, but the main thing is that there is a stick wrapped. His bullets seem to have ended. And I have nothing at all. I look around – neither stone nor rod. The enemy is near! Well, I think I should try to turn away from the stick and take it off my legs! In general, he runs, I turn from the stick and beat him in the neck with an open palm in front of him so that he falls! Then you understood, yeah?
Sorry, I didn’t want to hit you!

You don’t need to oppress fat people younger than you. Tolstoy will be offended and will hide the insult. Then he will go to the karate section, where he will be taught how to break bricks. He will lose weight and go to the army in the DSHB, where he will be taught to be afraid. It will happen to Dembele. And then he will meet you... You will still be like that – a cowboy, able to intimidate only preschoolers and younger schoolchildren, and he will become a cock with a height of 190 and a weight of 100 kg. Remembering the insult...
It is best to be fat and have a happy childhood.

Commentary on News:

Exhausted by the two-day waiting of the crossing to get to Crimea, the Russians dealt with a car that tried to travel by ferry outside the line on the part of Kubani. Even the parliamentary bars did not help - the crowd suddenly realized themselves as citizens who have rights. Drivers, who stood in line, turned over the parliamentary car and did not allow him to pass. What is interesting, o.o. The head of Crimea Sergey Aksenov stood on the side of the people.

Deputy Ponomarev: My car on the Kerch crossing was not turned over"
I turned it myself, realizing the people’s dissatisfaction! )))

In connection with the recent exacerbations of the battle, a remarkable Oldevskoe came to light:
Fanatics are able to either burn fires or burn on them. Any other activity is not available.

From personal experience.
Only in the U.S. can the company collect money from several tens of thousands of people from around the world for unique inexpensive laser engravers, and then carefully read the law and find out that they cannot be exported from the country.

xxx: I, as a non-smoker, only now noticed that all of our tobacco kiosks have been remodelled, providing them with a door and a corner with a window.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Buying cigarettes is now a mystery!!! But I actually noticed that those entering these kiosks for cigarettes now must look around before entering. and :)

As a child, I lived in the village of my grandmother. She asked to bring the goose from the stake. During the journey from the stake one of them stopped walking, apparently injured, had to take on his hands and carry to the sarai. Until he had time to get attached to him. We come with a bunch and I with goats on my arms, my grandmother is doing something near the sarai. I stood, gave what I had on my hands with the words that he was apparently injured. The naive child’s brain was sure that we would start treating him. Grandma immediately assessed the situation, took a tail and cut off his head. Childhood injuries are damn. Life is pain

KKK is blatant. our admin 5 years made sql backups that cannot be deployed
KKK: It’s easy to guess how it turned out.