Q: Did you see the last one?
ууу: I have not watched for several years - it has become a contest "who better dances or sings", and about humor something has been forgotten...

Any marriage is a divorce for money.

Child 3 years:
Give me a brown ice cream.
What should I say?
thanks me
No is!
for health
by P
by P
by - JA
The fire car!

by Worldoftanks
1) What type of PCI do I have?
2nd 430
1) Is it bad?
2) is good
1 of you! The Truth?
Of course it’s true, you’re not in our team.

I read the news on the motor resource about the development of a new hyperbike MTT (a company that made motorcycles with gas turbine engines). They promise a maximum of 440 km / h. One of the comments:

440 is OK. 56 seconds and I am at work! :)

And then I started to say about myself that I was throwing idiots to schoolchildren.
You will ask, “How do I know this?”
It is simple. A 12-year-old boy approached me and wanted to buy a little... On my logical question, “Why does he think I have this,” he replied that his mother says so about me!

by Habr

<ateist>: Do you know what...god dead?
<xxx>: Are you an idiot?
<atheist>: o! Another religious fanatic who thinks his whole life is controlled by supreme forces.
<xxx>: What did you say?
<ateist>: Yes, and like any fanatic you have been brainwashed, as if you cannot listen to people like me, because they reject the way of righteousness. How tired you are! In the middle of the 21st century, 95% of people still believe in some form of higher mind. Honor Stephen Hawking, watch Carlin’s concerts – there is no God!And you have some ADEQUATE arguments to continue the discussion, or you, like other fanatics, will carry a heresy about your “belief!”? to
<xxx>: The whole two - God is dead, and you are a fool.

The Museum of the Disappeared Sounds:
Symphony :
He knocked the cutter on the cork when his grandmother rubbed the cabbage for the cakes.
The capsules were chopped when my grandfather started the ammunition.
A slight tapping of a small hammer that was wrapped in a box with a package.
by kardick:
You know, your comment is straight like a canva for a horror movie =)

I don’t want a third world war. I want Half-Life 3!

Complementing the story about the rise, we are waiting for stories about pets from networking specialists and couriers ;)
After moving to another city with the rabbits called the master to adjust the grid. The master went into the room and saw as in a bunch of open but unpacked boxes, a pair of whispered rabbits jumping from one box with springing things to another, imitating dolphins. "Please put the dog on the guide" he polently asked.

I have a question for people who are looking for Lenin Square with mutual insults.
Do you even realize that you are boring fools without a sense of humor?

Wolf Hanny: Commercial aircraft carrier... I wave...
Dmitry Deev Chernoyar: We are selling democracy. and expensive. Delivery to any convenient place.

Braintunic: On the guild of the 45th caliber cartridge is visible a clear inscription "WIN NT". And here Microsoft has a monopoly... But with Linux the bullets would fly much more accurately!

DrHimik: Linux compatibility with the human brain is low. 96% of the cranial boxes for him and absolutely impenetrable.

Mike Novikoff: No need to exaggerate. Not 96 percent, but 95 percent. and ;)

DrHimik: Yes, I try to round up the alcohol all the time.

sm1: We work with one carrier, he has 70 pieces of reefs, actively carries apples from Poland. When it is not the season, the prices of its services fall - ready to carry everything and cheaper than we are and use freight reefs for ordinary cargo. So today his employee wrote in Skype:
You can have me all year round. The ass.

Lorraine: You realize that people are strange about you when you notice that they are checking if you can enter their house without an invitation, and they are making cocktail ice from holy water.

From ask.fm Question "How to spend time sitting in the toilet?"
Smolla @GenaBidoraz: When I was a kid, my mom once washed chicken eggs with me, washed off cocoa. And I’m like "oh, mom, mom, and what do you do". My mother told me. And I listened to her inattentively and wondered why the egg in the cocoa? And I concluded that babies are born out of the ass. And by that time, I have already seen a couple of times in the movie the birth scenes, how there babies stone, sting, bloodshed, intestines and all that. And then I sometimes sat on the toilet, cuddled and imagined like I was giving birth. Also, ahala - ohala, head-to-head swirled, hand-held for the walls, fingers crushed. Only if I didn’t scream, or if my parents broke my idyll.

BSH is a site where "xxx" is found more frequently than on porn trackers.

More of Stories:
and...
Moscow, sharing ten degrees with Chelyabinsk, tired of heating the heaters for the night to turn on (

With pleasure... At least fifty, take it for health...
and...
Moscow, and share with Novosibirsk money, at least 10% of its budget.

Results of educational struggle:

There are people raised by their parents. There are unscrupulous, and yet educated. He is beaten with psychological trauma. There are untouched spots. Apparently, the question is not whether to beat or not to beat, but what parents in the end.

I suggest you close this shit.

I can't find a fifth. I’m calling, I can’t hear it anywhere. Go to the "find my phone" feature – Google obediently shows that the phone is hanging (or sitting?) on a tree meters in 100 from the house at an altitude of about 5 meters.