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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99288
 16.06.2014
About the EMBL 2014:

This symbol reminds me of Facebook. Especially funny looks when after repeats of unsuccessful strikes or passes, as well as wrong decisions of judges are shown.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99287
 16.06.2014
here here :

XXX is live. In Savoie gave a card of the permanent customer
Someone has platinum mastercards by the age of 30, and I have a sabvei card.

Do not worry, man! X_X I have a gold VIP card of optics........

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99286
 16.06.2014
Is it a laundry?
It is hideous. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. and Lalalala.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №99285
 16.06.2014
The Russians were swallowed, they have Vladimir Wolfych and Novodvorskaya on their side, and they will swallow some bourgeois Psaki unconsciously!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99284
 16.06.2014
I: a cat with breasts speaks about Crimea - a hit should be.
X: So this is the secret of the popularity of the Crimean prosecutor!!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №99283
 16.06.2014
Seeing what is happening in the world
Disappointed Jesus
In a booklet with a man's inscription
Remove the label.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №99282
 16.06.2014
Slush, and anyone knows any advertiser of those who invent slogans for cars? I have a personal question, more precisely two: what do they smoke and in what incubator for oligofrens they grow?
Today, for example, was deeply stunned by Volvo’s advertisement that "her salon’s skin wants to be smoothed".
To hunt a tumblr is not a hunt for anyone? Does anyone want to enter her salon with wide open doors? Soak her engine with oil, and start her piston immediately?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99281
 16.06.2014
The chief in the office puts the manager before the fact that her unloading found an administrator:
M: Who is she?
N: A good girl, there is a desire to work.
M: Why didn’t they tell me anything? How will I work with her? Suddenly she is stupid, like a blockbuster!
An engineer is involved.
So you’re fast.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99280
 16.06.2014
111: the pigeon pulled out of the pipeline now
11 in the bathroom
Chapter 22: Fucking
2nd: LOL
111: He is O_O
111, and I am O_o
111: a cat like that =O-O=

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №99279
 16.06.2014
XX: What do you understand as happiness?

YYY: Imagine I’m sitting old old.
About 30 grandchildren.
And these little bastards run away and don’t let me die peacefully.
! to

and VSV

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99278
 16.06.2014
All I could expect, but the quotation with the pigeon was achieved.Tested on myself, no shame, but on the pillow was sitting a puppy!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99277
 16.06.2014
by google troll :(
I missed the match between England and Italy and went to work in the morning.
At work, no employee called out, out of solidarity.
Upon returning home, I decided to find a recording, naive, with Google.
So this fell at the first request on the floor screen showed the account.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99276
 16.06.2014
From Habr:

It seems that everyone claims that it is safe, but nobody says why insects don’t eat GMO plants.

I will tell you more. Everyone claims apples are safe, but they don’t explain why Colorado frogs don’t eat them. The conspiracy of gardens!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99275
 16.06.2014
"The Scientists
Have a broadband internet
The moon"

I immediately imagined how Mizulina and Milonov, when they saw this news, wickedly struck "ssssswuuk..." and then hugged and cried...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99274
 16.06.2014
The AK90:
I need to sleep more. I cut off the alarm in my dream. My mother came to wake up.

“Anton, get up, it’s 6 in the morning, you’re late to work!”
"Mongolese"
Anton, you have four cups in front of the comp, and I’m looking for them all over the apartment! Where are you from?"
"They have a party. Tagged with"
"Anthony and Anton! What a big party!and "
“Khrchavk... well... they come out of the kitchen at night to me and arrange a party. They are bored there. So they are here. Thirst"
"Anthony and Anton! Let’s go!"
"I get up, I get up"
"And now explain what a cup party is?and "
What is a cup party? Flashmob is something? I have no idea what you are talking about. Do not burn in the morning"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99273
 16.06.2014
"Young man, I’m amazed at your stubbornness!" I think it’s all going out now! "Let’s take a look, you have 3"...
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
He just doesn’t want to sit with you for free on the transfer. Even work on unpublished/unvisited topics ceased to pay. There are no enthusiasts now. Are you proud that you know nothing?
The former predecessor.
At one time in the honeymoon, I had to sit until 22 p.m. with the twins, until they answered the topic intelligently.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99272
 16.06.2014
I shave with an electric shave, the old, loud, and the tone of the sound quickly changes when you shave (well, men will understand).
The 13-year-old daughter looks into the bathroom: "Dad, you have a cold and a cold!"
I think I am educating correctly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99271
 16.06.2014
This is:
I have money for a flight from Moscow to...
I live in a city, but I don’t have it.
Flight from my city to Moscow.
The same hurt. Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky - Moscow - Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky = 70,000p I feel like I don’t live in Russia.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99270
 16.06.2014
No, well, I read the descriptions of sex diagonally, quite like the descriptions of nature in Russian classics.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99269
 16.06.2014
If they say good about you, knock on a tree: it may be the cover of the tomb.

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