xxx: I was told by a friend here that if you take one smiley, well or there is a clamp)) - it's like you don't want to communicate and send the interlocutor to the fuck
YYYY : )
and zzz :)
QQQ : )

Xxx: stood in a dish. I put off her washing. Others washed, and for some reason left it for later. There was some rubbish from another dish. And here I see something vertically rolling up from it. of the water in it. I looked at it, and it was a roast! I don't know what seed there grew, but the germ stretches to the edge of the shell. Length is 6 centimeters.
Tomatoes are the future.
Transplanted into a pot to a dead cactus. Polish

British scientists found that Golum lacks vitamin D

What do you have on the New Year’s table?
yyy: oatmeal, horse meat sausages and a bowl of fun gas - to roast

The dogs who are long...

I love animals. Always have dogs.
I am not afraid of the big ones at all, there in the eyes of everything is immediately visible, a big dog should be really abnormal that would attack on the street with the aim of biting.
And already seeing in the eyes of man the willingness to resist instead of fear...

But small is a whole poem... an inadequate piece without brains and understanding, with complexes larger than himself and very sharp teeth.
And if a small pin is thrown on me right away, what would be a cushion and away. For you will not understand or read anything, it turns and moves only in order to pull.

And yes, it is easier for me to beat away from the big without losses than from the small speck of figi, because of the small size of my body ahead of the normal human reaction at the pinch.

And when you hear after all this, she’s as small as you could be... I’m not a madman, but I want to kill, and not just dogs.

She: Only if the wedding is immediately!

He said, “You got it.

She is: ahahah))))
What are they all trying to pull in at Zack?

He: Nothing funny
I understand that I am wretched.
But first the borst passes and then I think.
Send it to everyone.
Choose one if you’re cooking badly.

And in the race:
The Hero:
You can bite a dog the size of your palm. And the smaller the dog, the thinner, and therefore sharper its teeth. And not bite, so tear or dirty clothes. And when an animal falls under my feet (anything) I will not wait and watch what it wants to do, just smell, rub or bite, I will immediately remove it from me. And if the owners do not want to spend on collars and sleeves for their animals, let them spend on treating their fractures and shocks.
and----
Go to me at Uralmash, let’s see how you communicate with this behavior with our boomond, who loves his animals very much;)
I promise an unforgettable evening.
and
I watched the picture. The intelligent look of the lady in glasses, middle-aged, walks out a small dog. From the window of the first floor, the grandmother rises up and begins to scream that if the dog writes, she will boil her with boiling water.
The lady, by a theatrical gesture, slowly takes off her glasses and says:
"Darling, you will insert new glasses every day".

Shvolotch: That’s why all Russians are so smart? Simply Why?
Shvolotch: callmeSerge: How else to live in such a shit?

I talked to a friend about the furniture.
She (showing on the site): Here’s my sofa.
I am : Oh! 92000 (nine-two thousand) rubles for a couch?? to
She: Yeah, I love myself, I love comfort.
I: Why pay so much for expenditure? O_O
She: Well, if you think so, it’s all expenditure.
I: Hm, and Madam knows... 8-)

AutoVAZ brilliantly solved the problem of the safety of its cars. Now all "Ladams" are legally prohibited from getting into an accident.

The soul needs a broken body much more than the body in the shower. Nick Blue

I watched the Soleil circus on TV. Amazing things were done by acrobates. Talent, years of training... But mother nature is not overtaken.

Sumskaya street (centre of Kharkiv), terrible ice, cars with a continuous chain go slowly, with a speed of 10 kilometers per hour - one strip in each direction. Go with a friend, talk. I see, on the other hand, across the road, heavily shaken and hugging himself with his hands from the cold, the seed of a well-received bomzh. Although the car is clearly out of its continuum, it successfully fit into the interval between cars in the nearby lane. But after crossing the axis autopilot did not work, and the counter car could not brake on the ice. Yes, probably, and did not try - the bomber emerged from nowhere for the driver, and was almost not visible, because. He swallowed almost half. Since he did not cross the road perpendicular to the side, at the time of the impact he was turned almost back to the front buffer. The front of the car was cliff-shaped and low, because of which the bombe, after hitting the knees, turned his back on the hood, as he went, half bended, with his legs up. A strange combination of forces led to the fact that the bombe remained in the center of the cap, rotating at a decent angle speed. After a few seconds, the driver reacted and hit the brakes. According to all the laws of mechanics, the bomber left the cap and, after a short flight, was on the bridge. But before landing, a mysterious game of forces turned him in the direction he was heading, and he landed vertically, on his feet. Since, rotating on the capote, he did not stop crawling his legs, he simply continued the movement and in a second, finding himself on the sidewalk, mixed with the passers, not noticing anything. I, slightly swallowed, asked the comrade, “Have you seen it?” But he looked to the other side and did not notice anything, as did the passers.

I think the production of such a trick would cost much more than the cost of that bottle.

There was snow in Israel. For the Sochi Olympics.

He is a brutal programmer. He even has in 1C-ke the bugs everywhere on the buttons instead of "Form" and "Closing" written "Get" and "Gassi".

here
by baklanovma:
Humanity is getting better. I know it is hard to believe, but it is. 20 years ago, the “working people” loved to drink and fight, today instead they watch funny videos and love pictures with cats. This is real progress.
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Turn off the internet in the country for a week and avoid crime.

I ordered the goods. I go to the website of the office, and I do not find the appropriate subgroup in the catalog. I call the managers:
I wanted to order the goods, but did not find it in the catalog on the site, can you help?
M is good day! We have an update of the site. Let us check. Go to Start Control Panel-Screen-Tab Parameters!
I (in confusion) Mmm... I went in. And what next?
What is your screen resolution?
I 1440 to 900.
Unfortunately, you will not be able to view the catalog. You need at least 1280 to 1024.
I am OK. thank you...
Reasons and consequences to find out how it did not want to...

From Habr:
Yggaz: You cannot pretend not to be an idiot.

The most funny thing is that in your arguments about dogs you blame the animal. But not his master, Dawn.

September 9, the office of the representative office of a large American IT corporation in Russia, the department of inventory marketing.
Girls, good day. Are you organizing the September 11 event?
and no.
And who?
The American government.

<Laser> Visited a friend - a person very versatile educated. They drank beer, shaken all night round about everything in a row: aerodynamics, the capabilities of social networks, the energy of explosions. I even won a beer, arguing about the mass of a cannon for a calash.
<Laser> In the morning I realized that my search query history:
Automatic Kalashnikov
The Airbus A-380
Highly explosive substances
Creating a virtual on Facebook
<Laser> sushi suckers, I’m waiting for patience...