"Fonnadke" by Lennon:

by Maelinhon:
I bought dark glasses today. Seller for 40 years.
Can I help you something?
Yes, I need glasses "under Lennon"
What is?
- Well you know, they are so called - "in the style of Lennon", round, with a thin footer.
In what style...? whom?
The People Around – John Lennon! and Lennon!
Who is this...?
- O_____O
Oh god, here are they, here are they hanging.
I’m angry, girl, you’re confusing me. This is called a circle! A round look!
Quadro Facepalm

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And what, to say simply "Round glasses" religion did not allow?
I myself wear the same when I was looking, honestly said that they needed round. Answers from sellers:
Round like a bicycle, right?
How is the cat Basilio?
How about Ozzy Osbourne?
What is "Leon"? (There was a movie with Jean Reno)
How about Harry Potter? (This is a classic)
In the style of "The Blind Pew"?
And the most original – "O! The round! Like Steve Jobs!"
No one remembered Lennon.
Morality – do not fuck, but speak simply. In addition, Lennon himself wore glasses of any shape.

Yesterday at 12 o’clock I spoke three times in the mirror to the Bloody Mary and the nihua didn’t happen.
Well, I did almost the same and everything went well with me.
How did he do almost the same?? to
In the bar.

The call from the scene of the crime, the usual wet, the guilty confessed on the phone, said no resistance will do, well we just take him and the body to inspect we go.
They arrived, on the floor is expected to be a slug in his own juice, and over him the body killed in the slum blows into his mouth, grit: "I hit the brain here and I think it all went on! " And blows the brain.

I’m supposed to be accused of lying, but it actually happened. So: yesterday a girl calls and says: she has a table in a Word file, and she needs it in Excel. I recommend ctrl + c / ctrl + v. She later calls back and says - and I just changed the extension from doc to xls - and the file opened in Excel. As I cried, I thought a lot.

The match between Brazil and Croatia...

The national team of Brazil is so tough that only the national team of Brazil can score it.

xxx: productivity at 33.86 ptaflops (quadrillions of operations per second) - Chinese supercomputer
YYY: Did they not try to put chrome on him?

We watched Stephen Hawking's movie "Aliens, Why They Are". There, in particular, possible extraterrestrial gas-like beings feeding lightning energy are being considered. I argued that this was an absolute nonsense, but my one skillfully silenced me by saying that there is rule 34 for aliens that says “what alien you invent – they are somewhere.” No exceptions."

xxx: I'm solving a problem in physics here - but, fucking, lazy - you don't have a book - it's called... there it's sort of disassembled?
YYY: There is. Catch the reference.
...
YYY: So what did you do?
xxx: Oh - I looked - there are six pages of formulas - so it became lazy in the book to understand - I thought and I did it myself.
Yyy: Really Russian approach however!

The classic has been forgotten.
And how without that...
And yet another:
Add to:

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

Do not drink much, do not swim for bucks, carefully open inside, take care of your cucumbers.

If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.

The idea of this fairy tale, and maybe not a fairy tale, will understand not only an adult, but even - he-he - a carapace: Don't stand and don't jump, Don't sing, don't dance Where there is construction or hanging cargo!
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If you are rushing by the corridor on a bicycle, and in front of you suddenly came out to walk - do not turn into the kitchen, in the kitchen a hard refrigerator. Brake straight to Daddy – Daddy is soft, he will forgive.

to this:

Discuss the Scandinavian mythology.
I: And here is the horse Sleipnir, eight-legged, what is it? Did he look like a spider?
Husband: No, since it was Loki’s horse, it was like a limousine.
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Sleepnir is the horse of Odin, just born he was Loki, when he was re-incarnated into a cobble to distract from the work of the giant who built Asgard.

To call a deputy a servant of the people is as unnatural as a prostitute is a girl.

Yesterday I decided to make a surprise to my loved one: come in a coat, and underneath him the socks and underwear, in general, everything is as appropriate.
He went to his apartment for the first time. She called, opened her coat... An unfamiliar man opened the door, raised his hands and cried out:
God still exists!
It turned out to be a little mistaken...

In Russia, they are looking forward to Western sanctions prohibiting the importation of foreign vehicles.

I take a peanut and a stitch only from one grandmother, she puts a bunch so stylishly with a cassette film.

I work by wacht method as a geodeticist in Yakutia Every evening a planner is held. 7-10 harsh men (masters, craftsmen, laborers, geodesists, mechanics, etc.) are gathered.Discuss the current day and plans for tomorrow. On the next planner I am late, I go to the "prorabka", a man sits around the table, I raise my hand and say: "Hello, my name is Eugene, I am also an alcoholic."
No one fell under the table, but laughed long and remembered long.

P.S I checked the spelling, I could not fix everything, but the urodes were bored without a sense of humor, but with a textbook in Russian.

Time to return the limit. Too many people have gone. Moscow is not bullish.
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and late. She has already broken you.

from Answers

Q: I earned 700 rubles, what to spend on?

The best answer:
A: On drugs, rum, women.

When I was a child, I sincerely believed that a black glasses icon meant that I was blind driving.
WOW: WOW, considering the skill of our visionary drivers...
The idea doesn’t seem so ridiculous, right?

In the work of colleagues:
Oh, I’ve always thought, but why do you have a black bowl?
Tagged: color gamut
Oh yeah?? to
To drink black tea gathered by black people, you have to drink it in a black cup!

Dear people, understand already, please, that clutter and clutter is not dependent on the city of residence. Just in Moscow because of the accumulation of business and everything else that requires such behavior, such people are more.
I myself am an indigenous Moscovite and in my life I have not been proud of this and have not cheered. In the village, where we have a house for 20 years, everyone treated us well, because we behaved the same way. My brother and I played with boys from both Moscow and local. No one ever made any claims against each other on this ground. Yes, most likely, the villagers were a little bit jealous, because we had more toys, but at the same time we unselfishly shared them. And the sharp corners were smoothed.
My father and mother were always ready to help the local people. Dad arranged one for himself to work. We bring books to the local library. And our neighbors who lived in the village were the best friends of the family.
And people like my family are not few in Moscow. Just because we don’t go anywhere, you don’t know about us. Humming, it gets it all.