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I just read the Bahaanist joke, it sounded like this: "the question on the forum - where to get FineReader with medical handwriting support?"))) a year ago it was funny and unimaginable, but the ABBYY team did it... so the anecdotes sometimes come true too...
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I regret, went to google check))) And indeed, the news is even on the Abbyy website, only... From April 1st with the corresponding congratulations;) So, the joke is still an anecdote))) Be careful, comrades!)))

I was quite confused: will the blue insulator eventually work in space?? to
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The Blue Isolent as a metaphysical concept of Absolute Strength. But not so.

Alex: You understand that it’s time to get home when you see a spider and the first thought is, “That’s where the ants have settled.”

Old and wise » kimifish 10 hours ago
The chief doctor of one village hospital told, almost, he said, the heart attack was not enough:
There was no birth department, so we sent the mother-in-law to the city, all as appropriate, on a box and with a midwife. And they managed to fall somewhere in the cove. At four o'clock in the morning, this trio is already declared four - the driver's head is bound, the midwife's hand is on the bandage and a young mom with a child.
A midwife, with a broken key, only gave advice. And this aunt, apparently under the influence of stress, gave birth herself, bound her companions, and they walked 7 kilometers in the forest at night.

The Army. Exercise at one of the polygons of our vast homeland. A connected car. We are on combat duty. There was a training attack last night. The entire crew was asleep (one person must guard outside, the other to watch the equipment). The door is naturally closed. and the curved key (it opens almost all military equipment) the attackers did not have. They knocked for a long time with requests and then threats to open up. However, the crew wanted to sleep and sent the attackers somewhere away. They were offended, scattered the wreck and the spade that stood by the car, and left. Not even sparked anything. The Army. Cruel and merciless.

The Wild Dance:
We know, we know: they sit, smoke, and drink one cup of coffee for three hours. In Navarre is like that.
Families with children can walk.

and SHOEI:
In an Irish pub, for example.
Or a 24-hour drinking room.

The best place for families with children - there you can sweetly swell in honor of the morning visit to the Zoo, cheer for the youth football league, put a puppet teacher from the kindergarten and cheer the family at the neighboring table.

X: I had to go to the BIOS. I forgot which button, Del or F2, if any, I turned on the computer and put my hands on both. The screen welcomed with the inscription "Press Del or F2 to enter BIOS". I didn’t get into the BIOS from the first attempt because of a sudden internal contradiction.

Anyone who praises a dictator is either interested or a fool.

Today in the store of household appliances saw a TV LG, on the price note of which was written: "TV LIES".

In the logical chain "the man said - the man did" almost always is absent "the man thought".

xxx: for applefan all gougloandroids on one face
WOW: You’re somewhat strange writing the word apple*rocher))

We are discussing the project of the loft lighting. I suggest installing noise sensors instead of regular switches. The phrase xxxh just exploded the brain. "It’s kind of like to pierce and everything shines"

Instructions were given to prevent falls. It may be written and correct, but it is impossible not to laugh at some formulas:
1st On the staircase take one step per unit of time.
2nd If you have slipped and cannot maintain balance, try to give the body the roundest possible shape, removing the sharp angles and landing on the entire surface;

One of my colleagues once told me, “Never forget to write if you have the opportunity.”
Sometimes I feel that this advice has brought me far more practical benefits than all business education.

aaa: Do you mean that, if you wish, you cannot successfully simulate schizophrenia? and :)

BBB: I can only simulate a catatonic stupor. You just need to rush forward on the chair and periodically give to the mouth of those who fit too close :)

Yesterday in Tbilisi collapsed the multi-story building, which was built by Moldovans, hired by a Ukrainian firm on Estonian money, which Poland borrowed from England. The building was built according to a project developed in the United States. Georgian experts concluded that Russia was to blame for the tragic incident.

According to statistics, 80% of synthesizers mimic the organ.

Adygeia - rafting, trial, excursions to the sea through the mountains, wonderful water from which the hair is like silk.
The list can be continued to infinity.
And I, fucking, now what, hate all Russia?
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As I said before, don’t confuse tourism with housing.

From the discussion of the smartphone (almost everyone is dissatisfied with the camera of the phone), one of the comments:

Benefits: I like it
Disadvantages: I can't see
Comment: A blue film is glued to the camera lens. If it is not taken, blue and blurred pictures will be taken. He suffered himself and picked the balance of white, until he accidentally saw the film.
and :)

It was in 2005. A call from Moscow to the Far East. 12 hours of night. The officer responds as required. They are demanding a commander.
D: And he is not.
M: How is it? Where is he? Give it MAMA!
D: And he is not. They are home.
M: Why at home?! to
D: The part is enough. Salary is delayed, everyone is home.
The money was sent by airplane within 24 hours. The guard, of course, excuse and deprivation of the prize.The whole part was suited, the pencil lamented, thanked.

Callers in Moscow never look at the clock or the map. They need it, they need it now!
The officer was humorous and courageous.