Under my windows during the Georgian-Ossetian company, one drunk bugay walked, who spoke at 2 o'clock at night, "Georgians, go out, we will fight." In the end, one Russian came out, rushing for a sleepy night. Since then he has been in the courtyard.

I am afraid to use the microwave in my office. On it a paper:
"In the event of a food explosion, the requests to screw out all the scratches."

Military fees after the fifth course. Early in the morning, a signal to excitement. The duty major, from the military department, bypasses the rows of tents. From one tent.
That kind of army!! to
Major in the tent.
Who was screaming, fucking!! to
Calm voice, Comrade Major, what kind of army you are thinking about. I said about the American.

Siver-snom: While he was following a cute five-point, one cigarette was broken, the others were scattered.
siver-snom: the ministry of health such a victory did not dream

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I stand next to the mirror in shorts, critically consider my figure.Mom (the accountant) in the neighboring room checks the report.I scream:"Mom, and my legs are not curved?"Mom, not breaking away:"What has been done, it is done!"

It turns out, "included hot water" and "water flows from a hot crane" are different things...

This lady:
Well what guys went... first date: flowers, a walk, a city. I tell him between cases that the last relationship ended about six months ago.
The second date: the evening, a walk, a snack, I talk about intimate relationships and their undoubted physiological benefits. Third date: a picnic with friends, a slice, a watermelon...
The Seed! If you read this (and you read it), I want sex. Direct to now. The fucking romance.
July K.

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Is it hard to tell it personally? Or is it necessary for everyone to know?
Someone doesn’t like that guys make intimate offers on the first date. Sleeping with a little-known person is not everyone wants.
And in the manner of displaying with such aggressiveness, he is just afraid of you.

Just for the Restoration of Justice (Fanfar):
The school genius:
The docent:
The Megaphysics:
Isolation does not lie in the cold!! to

Why is it cold in space? The vacuum is almost perfect heat insulation. Space vehicles are more likely to suffer from overheating.

I don't know what you're being taught now, but when I was in school, the temperature in outer space was absolute zero, -273 degrees.

The temperature, what is it? The vacuum temperature" is an oxymoron. And in school a lot of things are simplified so that the brains of children do not load.

The vacuum temperature in space is about 3 K. Yes, the vacuum has a temperature (the same energy), which consists of the energy of the particles in the vacuum (yes, there are particles, the definition of physical vacuum), and the own temperature of quantum foam. At the same time, all this does not prevent it from being an almost perfect heat insulator (excluding radiation losses, of course).
Oh, what does the blue isolant do to people.

Practices in the edition are always a celebration:
Manson said he is very totalitarian toward religious people and ready for dialogue.
And what is "Totalist"? Did he say so? Are you sure?
It is to-le-ranten Sorry, I was a little wrong.
Yes, a bit of a bit.

Gazprom’s new slogan: “Winter is near!”

I just read the Bahaanist joke, it sounded like this: "the question on the forum - where to get FineReader with medical handwriting support?"))) a year ago it was funny and unimaginable, but the ABBYY team did it... so the anecdotes sometimes come true too...

With this weather, I will walk around Tamriel and the surrounding area all summer.

The authorities of Ukraine will stop broadcasting Life News, REN TV and “TV Center”

What did the RN-TV do? Are aliens going to jump?

In the light of the law on foreign words discussed, they decided that "bag" is "isyan", and "incident" is "confusion".

SeaGlass: She has trouble, her daughter needs to marry. and urgently. She has been together for six months and is not yet married. and she is twenty-five, the old virgin - well, and then the monologue on the

Cooke: SeaGlass, your relative is not our neighbor? The same song, word in word ;D

Anna C: This is just a very popular hit ::)

I am old fashioned. I always write twelfth time.

I remember my sister (also a puppet) married a Moscovite. A great and mutual love. But for the boy’s parents (all indigenous Moscovites, whose grandparents are also from Moscow) my sister was a prostitute who married their son solely for the sake of a Moscow license. You would see these letters that they wrote to us with the demand to take this b***" from them. When I arrived myself, it turned out that a bunch of people in the house — almost all of them Moscovites — were heatedly supported and my sister simply hated.
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And what about the sister’s husband, the same who is “by mutual and great love”?
could not protect a loved one from relatives, or to the extreme, to go to live separately?

From the Space:
Akella: I want to say that law enforcement in our country is a big deficit, and the work is associated with a lot of risk, and just as few people treat the police with respect. I wanted to go to work as a commissioner of criminal investigation, but it stopped what I was very well explained by a major who accepted that this job is not normalized...everyone believes that the employee should be crystal clean... For example, with two administrative law violations you will not be accepted, even with neighbors you can not argue... You need to be kind and affectionate with marginal personalities who 30 minutes ago raped someone or something like that... spend on search activities your own funds... It is good that in our country there are still superheroes in the face of even not many employees!
Stealight: Hans Christian Anderson, you are not a relative by chance?