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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99608
 24.06.2014
A review of the cheap two-way phone, graph "Defects" consists of:
Not a beautiful and not a compact cardboard box from the phone

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99607
 24.06.2014
Yes, of course, the Moscovites are white and furry, otherwise it is a masked limit.
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Not all white (I was a satan) and not all hairy (I am already bald).

But, you see, wild complexes - the property of just the visitors, observing the difference in the levels of education, culture, communication - and not understanding this difference, and complexing from this misunderstanding.

Because in a big city a lot of things are assessed completely differently, and this shift of priorities and values is the cause of quite serious stress.

The man was the first guy in the village - no cravings, note! - and now he feels his own uneducatedness, meaninglessness and - as a result - feels like a real outsider.

And, as a variant of fighting this feeling, he tries to aggressively - to create a situation similar to the usual, in which he personally will be more comfortable. When such many - appear "rayon" and "atmosphere".

The indigenous people simply do not have such complexes - there are others, and they are not much better, but these are not.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99606
 24.06.2014
<Trollface[wrk]> The company "Direction of Cinema" will shoot the historic film "Viking", in style similar to the pictures of "Game of Thrones" and "Lord of the Rings", reports ITAR-TASS. The action of the film will take place in the early Middle Ages on the territory of Slavic settlements, and the main roles will be played by Maxim Suhanov and Danila Kozlovsky.
<Trollface[wrk]> I wonder if there will be fucking and murder?
<Hommy> without a breastfeeding film will get a sturdy
<champion> and without the death of all the main characters
<Duke> at the beginning of the film

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99605
 24.06.2014
In the Donbass he is Potroshenko, and in Europe - Poproshenko.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99604
 24.06.2014
I work as a Jew (6 days a week, and Saturday is a weekend), but I still feel like I was fooled somewhere.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99603
 24.06.2014
Drawing today
— — —
I took my daughter to the garden, I go back through the courtyard. I hear the scream:
The brother!
They scream to me. I started turning my head trying to understand who was screaming.
The brother!
I raise my head higher. On the balcony of the fourth floor with a naked torso and a mistaken portrait stands a man. The further dialogue:
I am what?
Brother, is it morning or evening?
I am the morning!
M – Thank you brother!


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99602
 24.06.2014
When the Patriarch talks in Galilee about gods and angels, no one is so amused. But his narratives are evidence of a much deeper damage to the mind than Psaka did.

c) The Facebook

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №99601
 24.06.2014
here here :
– – – – –
here here :
>>>>
You already got - why a wire and not a blue isolant?
Isolation does not lie in the cold!! to
* * * *
Predict the temperature in space.
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Shaman, however... as he looked into the water...

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99600
 24.06.2014
"Shame" is below the press. At least in people.
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From the navel to the knee, according to the norms of Orthodoxy. In any case, showing up half naked in front of an 11-year-old daughter is low.
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Orthodox, get out of here! You may not go to the beach? There may also be children. And in general about the "low" tell the biddle that mayki shoots in the city in the hot weather. He walks on the beach, smelling his feet.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №99599
 24.06.2014
Dad, did you have a plan when you were a child?

I: No, there were no computers at the time.

What did you play at that time?

I am on the street!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99598
 24.06.2014
Sdn: What do you know about single life? Have you, for example, had to cut oatmeal?

ha ha! I cut a ketchup one day. Not a bank, not a cover, but the ketchup itself. On the edge of the bottle ketchupane dry and formed films of the type of sludge, sharp shoppestec.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99597
 24.06.2014
The western or southwestern side. From any other side of the light, it makes no sense to install air conditioners.
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Does Feng Shui not allow? And if I have windows only to the south and the house is hot, what should I do, tell me, O Wise?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99596
 24.06.2014
Not even changing the shirt.
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And the shirt, according to the norms of Orthodoxy, is worn until it grows with the body - then you can wear a new one from the top.
by Rucalicio
The believer himself, but these comrades are directly forced to hide this fact.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99595
 24.06.2014
How to stay here:
And yet another:
Add to:

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

Do not drink much, do not swim for bucks, carefully open inside, take care of your cucumbers.

If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.

If you care about your digestion, my good advice is not to talk about Bolshevism and medicine at lunch. Do not read Soviet newspapers until lunch.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99594
 24.06.2014
In Russia will be filmed the analogue of "Game of Thrones".

Aaa: Porn, incest and other joys will be?
BBB: I am sure it will be Orthodox and Catechistic!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99593
 24.06.2014
The Council of the European Union has decided to ban the import of goods from Crimea into the European Union.
yyy: Raise the legal entity "Gazprom" in Sevastopol and crack it off! ))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99592
 24.06.2014
Playing with a guy in Darts:
What will we play?
by desire
Played already
For a kiss? Whoever wins, kisses the other.
Do something more serious.
In the ZAGS?
Give it. Who will win...
Is that going?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99591
 24.06.2014
The blue isolant in space will not be ruined by the cold, but by the vacuum. From the glue, and from the insulator itself, all volatile components will immediately go away, and it will stop gluing and become hard and brittle. Even if astronauts have time to wrap it before it happens, the vacuum and ultraviolet radiation of the Sun will destroy it in a few hours. In general, most plastics in the vacuum are incapable of existing, except for teflon, polyimid and some others. A polyimid insulator exists (thermal resistant), but its adhesive layer still does not withstand vacuum. There is no alternative to the wire.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99590
 23.06.2014
The bad code:
xxx: it would be great if there were trophies at coding, like in games
xxx: you work for yourself in a visual studio, and there pops up the window: "Achievement unlocked: fucking disabled".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99589
 23.06.2014
XXX: The phone is on the back of the bed. I have a call at the post office.
XXX: I lie in bed late in the evening. The mail arrived. The phone jumped on the back of the bed and fell down.
xxx: I am asleep, and suddenly an incomprehensible whirlwind falls on my face. To say gently, I woke up.
Then I decided to see until my heart and breath came back to normal, what came to the mail, what just awakened me.
XXX: The letter came: "Can you not sleep? 5 Easy Ways to Sleep Fast"
Yes, very in time. I will need it right now.

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