Comments on Working in Morga:
XXX:...and the skin stretches on the face
YYY: Is it made for convenience or for the light to shine in his eyes?
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The xxx:
Which group of Russians need to go out???? to
YYYY :
The younger, the corrective)))

Yesterday in the club met the girl, danced, talked all as needed, spent home, invited to myself, got a champagne she decided to turn on the music, launched the computer he was hanging on the start. Repaired the computer and went home. This is a diagnosis!!! to

There is a very tangible rain all night. Two men of decent appearance come out from the entrance. One of them holds a cage with a hammer. He is interested in me:

It’s raining, so what?

and ah.

No fuck to fuck! - And immediately with such a polite voice to the second - Sergey Viktorovich, more cautious.

The smell of something familiar to the pain.
HHH: Yes of course! It smells of condoms.
Where did that smell come from?! I live on the eighth floor.
My mom brought the strawberries.
I am a fucking (

He lies and does not red. And where are you in the regions people on foreign mark rides, travel abroad and generally, do not blow in the mouth? The bandits? MB of Moscow? You’re just a lazy, low-skilled coward, there’s no other explanation. It is not so expensive in Moscow, but you have to pay everywhere! If you want to suck - pay, drink - pay, chew - pay, go in - pay. Just, shit, pay for everything you can. The salary is a lie. With your own apartment, you can barely reduce ends with ends for 30,000, ONE. Just because you pay for everything, shit.
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1st Reduce the tone. Anonymity is not an excuse.
2nd I am not a lazy low-skilled cowboy, but a very owned small company. On the periphery, yes. In Moscow once (even in the USSR) after the university did not stay, and never regretted. The son remained. He was alone, and I already had him. and wife.
I know what I am talking about. And on personal examples, too, two days like from Moscow. You can get a lot more for the same job in Moscow. Someone has 30 in Moscow and 10-15 on the periphery, someone has 70 in Moscow and 25-30 on the periphery - it depends on qualification. I know people with a salary of 10 or less.
Three If you want to suck in Moscow, go to any supermarket. Or at McDonald’s. And not paying.
You will be surprised, but communism on the periphery was also not announced, and paying here is also required.

XXX: Whitec is an interesting person.
In the country, I drank the most of all, and in the morning, it was little that I woke up first.
So then, when we walked with our heads and asked him how he was feeling, he replied that a couple of bottles of beer yesterday were superfluous.
We are so, yes yes.
XXX: And he says, here is one of you, and the other of Kostyan. And I just didn’t have enough of them to harmony. ?

Broneko: Hippie programmers
Make int, not var

When I was in class at the 4th, we made bombs: you pour soda into a glass bubble under medicines, pour vinegar, clog with a traffic jamming, wrap with a lid, go away / throw away. The pressure breaks the bubble, and the grandmother gets.
Once I decided to improve the process: it is not convenient to deal with vinegar - it is liquid and it is uncomfortable to carry it to school. Even with smell.
So I replaced vinegar with lemonic acid - you can bring it to school in the form of a ready-made mixture of lemonic acid and soda, and then - just water from the crane to add.
And here I brought this yellow-white powder to school. I remind you, it was 198x year, no other powders this year in school could not be.
Classmates ask, what is it? And I take, and lick - it's such a powder, if you drink a little - then the temperature will rise slightly, and you can go home.
Five minutes later, I was persuaded to try the first one: I ate half a teaspoon. Another 15 minutes later he was with the school nurse, another 15 minutes later he was released home with an honest 37.5.
During the next two lessons, another five people dropped. Lydia Ivanovna checked the latter very carefully, from her point of view - an epidemic began in one of the classes: boys with a fever and without other symptoms.
Then I decided to remove it, and the powder didn’t work! It worked for everyone, but not for me. It was a shame... But I knew that there is no temperature from two banal food supplements. It did not work. This is self-indulgence.

to this:

An American student, who came to Germany for an exchange, got inside a giant sculpture in the form of a vagina and could not get out of there for a long time. In order to bring the young man into the world, 22 firefighters were needed.
There are no words.
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How I was born again.)

Do not be late:

From the summary.
An interesting position:
Manager for work with personnel

Experience of work:
Teacher in kindergarten
3 years and 10 months.
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I would consider this candidacy very carefully. I am a father of two little children :)

from Habr in comments on the topic "Habr is no longer a cake":

xxx: Well then let me publish the article “How would the iron market change if the chips could be made from the shit of the puppy?” – with economic analysis, technical details, everything as it should be. It’s very good for the current hub, isn’t it?

YYY: I would read about microchips from the puppy shit.

The former head of the Criminal Police of Lithuania Algirdas Matonis was stopped in March this year by the road police of Lithuania while driving a car in a drunk state.

Matonis, explaining his deed, said that on the day when he was stopped by the police, he met in the woods with a secret agent, who gave him information of state importance. During the meeting he and the agent drank home wine, and Matonis himself assured that he was not going to go anywhere, so he allowed himself to relax. However, the agent allegedly handed him concrete plans that Russia was about to attack Lithuania "as well as Ukraine". Supposedly, the agent told the whole story of the enemy’s prepared plan to destroy the sovereignty of Lithuania, and since the account, obviously, went not even for days, but for minutes, Matonis abandoned all his business and moved on his car to Vilnius, telling the leadership of the country about the insidious plan of neighboring unfriendly Russia. However, in Vilnius, he was stopped by the police and found drunk.

Starting a new round!!! to
Finishing the epic:
Just for the Restoration of Justice (Fanfar):
The school genius:
The docent:
The Megaphysics:
Isolation does not lie in the cold!! to

Why is it cold in space? The vacuum is almost perfect heat insulation. Space vehicles are more likely to suffer from overheating.

I don't know what you're being taught now, but when I was in school, the temperature in outer space was absolute zero, -273 degrees.

The temperature, what is it? The vacuum temperature" is an oxymoron. And in school a lot of things are simplified so that the brains of children do not load.

The vacuum temperature in space is about 3 K. Yes, the vacuum has a temperature (the same energy), which consists of the energy of the particles in the vacuum (yes, there are particles, the definition of physical vacuum), and the own temperature of quantum foam. At the same time, all this does not prevent it from being an almost perfect heat insulator (excluding radiation losses, of course).
Oh, what does the blue isolant do to people.

During the second Apollo 17 lunar expedition, the lunar rover's wing fell and it was then glued with a glue tape. Those are clutches.

That is Dick! It was filmed in the pavilion!! to

To those who behave badly on the Internet comes Roskomnadzor, and connects to "Cheburashka"

Here I just had a hysteria now that the words could not squeeze :) The stomach now will not soon pass from laughter :) A man of 36 years of age from the family came, bought a phone on the "andruche", accordingly wrapped him various settings and settings! There was also a question about a cheap messenger at the expense of an internet connection, but associated with contacts in the phone - the choice stopped on whatsapp!!! I bet, show how to use, show how to create dialogue! Pleased is falling! The epilepsy comes in an hour and a half: it flies, foam from the mouth, blisters and matts!!! As it turned out, this "Kazanova" adds his girls from contacts to the dialogue and makes a newsletter, such as "My Rabbit, how I miss you", but he did not take into account that in the dialogue everyone sees each other!!! Oh, and brainwashing they arranged for him in this same chat... :) :)

This is:
Sorry, but I don’t believe you. The minimum SP in the Russian Federation is about 30 thousand. The ruble. Who just doesn’t want to work.
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Semenov, Nizhny Novgorod region The world famous "Hochlomskaya painting". A few years ago, the artist’s salary was two thousand a month. Now it seems to have risen up to four. The elevator in the hospital gets six thousand a month.

What about the "minimum p"?
... And there are villages... Did you not care about the salaries of tractors and combiers?

Alternatively, the gifted, offering to move, you can’t tell who a villager can borrow an amount comparable to the size of the salary per year? Have you been interested in buying and buying homes for a long time?

I will tell. Three million - one-room in a metropolis or three-room in the district center. Remove housing - from 5 thousand a month, when taking the fee for 3 months in advance - obligatory. If it is not a room in a communal, but a one-bedroom apartment, then multiply by 2. So it is possible not to offer to be arranged as a carrier for 10 thousand a month - guards and guards, now renamed guards, get more. Plus companies with a search for "housing" and "works".

You have already taken a look at the MKAD and walk around the villages in the neighboring areas. In Russia, the area lives well if there is a railway in the district centre. It is in Seven. And in those districts where it is not, wages are twice as low.

Unfortunately, when it is overwhelmed by happiness, it cannot be poured out of stock.

On the train market in Lviv, one patriotic grandfather almost with tears in his eyes complains to everyone around him:
On television they say we don’t have an army. If Putin attacks Ukraine, he will conquer it in three days. Holy Virgin, what to do?
The colourful Ukrainian, who sells cabbage, beets and other strategic goods, thoughtfully bites the seeds and looks somewhere far away, probably into geopolitics. Then he looks around his grandfather from his feet to his head and contemptuously notes:
“And you, sir, don’t watch our television, then maybe it won’t attack.

The match is Netherlands - Colombia. For the first time, dealers meet with producers without intermediaries.