Everything is in your hands – often my hands!

Civilization is created by idiots, and the rest are crushed.

War is the worst way to learn about a foreign culture.

A politician should not be too smart. A very clever politician sees that most of the tasks he faces are completely insoluble.

The road to the stars leads through years of imprisonment. Astronomy smells of prison.

The essence of old age is to gain experience that cannot be exploited.
Stanislav Lem

VKontakte image with the inscription " boys, never blame girls for betrayal, you are to blame for this, first of all you and only you, look for the cause in yourself". The first comment "a great attempt, Prostitutes!"

Rust from the series "Baby mouth".
The child heard about the embargo on imports of a number of goods from the United States, the European Union, etc. And he says, "Well there will be no pork - we will eat goats. We have a lot of cows!"

A wise man first thinks well and only then silences.
Oleg Butaev

This morning we went to the business center where our company’s office is located. I came not just so, but to talk to candidates for the post of assistant chief accountant. Two free seats in the parking lot right in front of me is occupied by a gentle lady, putting her car diagonally. Polite asked her to put the car normal, which immediately received a melted middle finger. I didn’t even turn around leaving...
I parked somewhere else and had to look for it. I go into the office and see three girls coming for an interview. Among them is the one from the parking lot.
Okay, I think I will have fun now. She did not consider me properly. I invited her to the cabinet of the last, colorfully outlined all the advantages of working in our company, while remarkably curated and decorated. Type, soft work schedule, social package with 100% repayment of all medical expenses, fitness, traveling at the expense of the company, study abroad and traveling there, white salary of 1500 euros and the same in rubles, two weeks of New Year holidays with payment, etc. Then I add the light with the message that her resume is brilliant and fits us completely. I enjoy her reaction, pulling off the bandage...
The virgin shone, her eyes glittered, probably even her trousers were wet.
And here I tell her:
But there is one problem. We don’t hire people who react ignorantly to requests for proper parking.
No one has ever escaped so quickly from my office.

Lucy had such a sexy mouth that she could not get pregnant.

Popkin: There is a saying: “If you want to change the world, start with yourself.”
Popkin: Could this statement be the following: "Decided to destroy the universe, kill yourself!"?

To use public Wi-Fi, you will need to report passport details. The operator will also record the unique number of the device through which you accessed the Network.
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You can just swallow.

uasya: Quote from the FNS website on setting the login through the ECP:
The attention! Internet Explorer 11 is not supported. Required version of the Internet
The Explorer 10.
Hossapadi, they even need a backbone on the internet to make something profitable!

Disrespectful poopers! Do not forget copywriting. Powders have authors. It is done this way:
Yesterday for a ballad.
Where my naked friend jumped
I got 100,000 likes.
And in the sword.
Intellect
When you take a steep step
A healthy pathway
From every corner it smells so good.
cannot
by B0JI
The poem is called powder.
Jamb, size by slang 9, 8, 9, 2
Only strict letters
4 is 2 and 4 lines - Rhythm
5 is 1 and 3 lines - rhyme or not as desired
Signs of interruption - absent
Here is another for you:
I fear and fear the body of a virgin.
Usually the coward is a coward.
The girl whispers more loudly.
not cowardly
© Bredoed
He said Gagarin.
Checked the belt.
with his hand added quietly.
to me
by Tsai

One came to the cafe to check the mail, and the waiter told her: show the passport. And he says, here is another. He said, “There is no wifey. And she is him: and you have a tiramisu in the menu - and mascarpone from where, m? And he is her: and you have a rainbow on your shirt! And she is to him: and you have a picture of Eva Green naked on the wall, and the "18+" mark where?! And he says to her: I have to check again, maybe you have cowards! And she's like that - once, and the shirt raises: what, you're convinced? And he is like that: Well, we will not be without a passport anyway. She then says to him, “Okay, I’m 37, my son is eleven, divorced. And he says, “My thirteen years, I haven’t seen it for two years. Your eyes are beautiful. If very necessary, check the mail, password: the name of our cafe, only the opposite. And she says to him: thank you. I left the phone later.
by _DNA

The Fourth Nash:
by this:

...Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV’s sound (the “Light Horizon”). There is no whisper, though. She doesn’t hear him...
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I had the same fist. He ate, and no one believed me. I did not go to the psychiatrist.

And I still hear some chargers, stuck in the socket, choking. I am 21.
The fact is that the younger a person is, the higher the frequency sound can catch his ear. Therefore, children and adolescents hear what people in their 30s are no longer available.

I still guessed whether it was a shade or not... As a child I could because of the closed door to determine whether the telecast works or not. I felt an electromagnetic field. Now 25, I hear some loads and I can hardly tolerate ultrasound removal of the toothstone - the machine feeds loudly and disgustingly. The dentist was surprised, said, no one complained about the sound.

"In Moscow will appear stores exclusively domestic products"
From China?

Discuss restrictions on Wi-Fi access in public places:
Strega: I don’t really understand, so specifically they prohibit, and what do they allow?
JSNK: You described the work of our government over the past two years.

In Chita lived an engineer who once tried to fix something in a working mechanism. Usually he wore a working coat with flanked manches, but this time he was in some kind of home chlamydia — well, it was very hot at the shop!
I lived 12 years without a hand.

For him the Da-a-awn has long been invented:
"Let it not turn on the shaft, squeeze the sleeves, muddle!!and "

The stupid ovulation:

Sorry, of course, but have you been able to have your children?
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No one told me to care about the kids. The point is that adults shouldn’t care either. I think you are inadequate, since you believe that if an adult has more chances of surviving in a collision, then when you see him and you should not slow down! An adult is also a man at all, and what is remarkable can not survive!!! Do you all have this darkness of the brain after birth begins? You must be isolated from society. I am shaken when you read comments on the news about the accident with the injured child, and there are whole pink soppes, chickens and other coco about "this kids!!11", and if the adult has suffered, then in the best case they will be spoiled, and in the worst there will be some "and so he must be guilty of himself"!

The apophysis was the story of a drunk ovulation on a cruise that struck three (!) Two dead, one in rescue. And yes, they have children. So here, she was mastered under the subscription, because she sees if the baby is eating and swallowing!!!! to

xxx: You know these strange expressions like "we are married - we are on you".
Oh yeah, I’ve put it under metal today.

Russia is an empire of evil. And today the empire is very evil, damn damn.

Dmitry Anatolyevich is sick.
The cow falls out, can’t get back in.
Admission to public
Do not block the WiFi points on the passport.
If you do not have a passport or do not remember it
Data can be written anything. "Published
39th Women's Dentistry
The Church No. 2" No one will check. c) Zh Šestakov

Stumbled on the bus. Riding on request, it was necessary to clean the refrigerator with dead cockroaches. I call the manager and the following dialogue takes place:
Hello, I cleaned it all.
Was it much?
Yes, all are dead.
Do not forget to buy lamps.
I already
How much did it cost?
200 for three
After a conversation on the phone, the guy on the left of me grabbed me and moved away :D