xxx: I told my colleagues that I started learning Spanish. And one girl recently turned into a blonde (we were still cuddling her, say, well, now it will affect the intellectual level).
So, she asks me "and why do you speak Spanish? You are going to Barcelona!"
Tagged: lol
XXX: Everyone was laughing. and she herself, when she realized that the stupidity was frozen. She explained that it was she, it turns out, just confused Barcelona with Madrid!!!))

For almost a month we have been looking for a traffic manager (this is the one who makes the playlists for TV channels). Finally the first candidate arrived. Listen to duty. On the phrase: "In general, you will have to work with the program Exel" — I thought. And then she said:
You know, my husband doesn’t allow me to work with Exel.

and left.

Such are the husbands.

I am Figo.
– – – – –
My whole life was "Rosomaha". A kind of offensive, a kind of smiling...
– – – – –
No matter how old you are, even 10!!! This is what a fool you need to be, so that with such a name never ask, what kind of beast is this - Rosomach!
What are we wearing?! This is a cool predator, with big dogs and teeth aghrr!!! There is even a wolf crawling on the clothes!
For his species, the most (or one of) the greatest representative.
And the proverb is "evil as a rosemary"
It’s not a shame to be a Rosomaha, even without Marvel.
=) is

Take to the country 12 water pipes "papa-mama, in the middle of the crane". In order not to grimpe a surprise, he rolled out of them a whole pipe, like a steam car. I got caught up about the fact that if you shut down even one of them, it paralyses the work of the entire device as a whole...
Fuck, I’ve gathered the perfect model of our bureaucratic permission system.

I: sweet... you are so young, innocent somehow... sometimes it seems to me that if I tell you that Santa Claus does not exist, it will shock you.
He is: What? Am I innocent? Tell me you joke.
I am serious, you are small.
You are cruel today.
It was too much for Santa. :P

In the south-east of London, a Russian student crashed to death, falling from the balcony during sex

Fucked...

In Muslim countries, Darth Vader is believed to be a woman. O_O

We need to rebuild the base.
What to rebuild it from?
From the ashes...

Employee: I now have everything out of the outlet (
I: outlook is a program to work with mail, mail is mail (as an option - mayl.ru)
Again, what is happening?
Employee: Well, in the mail where you increased my size, the letters never come and go. and in a simplified mail opened, it all rolled out of normal mail)
I: Simplified mail - do you mean web mail interface?
Well yes, Miley
What type of normal mail?! to
Working with Outlook, Normal
I: look at
Your mailbox on the server is an elephant in the zoo.
Employee and))
I: You can look at an elephant while you are next to him, you can be in the binoculars, you can be on the TV.
Employee : Yes
I: next to it is if you are on a server with a box (you don’t have such a possibility, it’s an admin of the mail server), the binoculars are the web interface of the mail, on the TV it’s outlook.
Employee: an elephant one, yes
I : Yes. These are different tools for working with the same entity. So the words you wrote above cause a cognitive dissonance in me :)
Employee: understandably, the TV does not work at all while I look at the binoculars))
I: Voyeur

Reading in the shopping list: Calgon, Baralgin, Voltaren, Faringol
I caught myself on the fact that I pulled the engagement ring on my finger.

Coaches, players change - and the Russian national team does not lose its game!

I walk in the courtyard. A girl is ahead. And so whispered the pope... Just all overwhelmed, the good is something. And imagine, she turns (seems to look at the driver's reaction), and behind the wheel - a aunt (i.e. I am. What a disappointment in her eyes! and 😉

From the Hearing:
Do you want to eat?
Well, I’m already crawling.

Mikefender: Did you notice that the Uzbek people look at parked bikes exactly like the Gypsies on horses?

From the dark spaces:
Closing the door to my world. Behind that door live butterflies.
Are they delicious?
zzz: The question from the spectators, who of them lives in the community?

<pushkin> from what can the clitoris hide
<black> thief fucking cooler

Explain why, well, why owners of expensive cars think that they are not only immortal, but also untouchable?

In Moscow, Lamborghini for 12 million rubles carried out the showcase of Tsuma.

He rushed away from the scene of the accident.

I want a plan and that’s all.I have a new idea!
Is it new? 0 0 0
Oh well the new! Very new, only reinforced.

Thoughts of a passenger in a taxi: What a terrible smell hangs on the driver, even if the nose is stuck.
Thoughts of taxi drivers: As these passengers smell, it would be necessary to hang the refresher more powerful.