XXX: Are you not talking about business?
XXX: Yes, I leave the register and close all the branches behind me!

Post of Russia. Since I moved to another city (and friends began to spread across the country) I regularly use her services - I believe that getting a birthday card or package is more pleasant than a text message. Here is the paradox.
Everything always comes to me, my shipments find the recipient (one day I was returned a postcard "pre-demand", which a friend just forgot to take), I never stand in line...
but. It cost me one day to come to the mail not alone, but with my husband (he, unlike me, never uses the mail) - line a kilometer, half the windows do not work, the brands to buy nowhere, stunned... And friends who regularly insult the Post of Russia do not receive my letters, even if I send to different addresses.
It seems that the Post of Russia is like a religion: it works only for those who believe in it :)

We started writing about the pigeons.

Today, I was hit by a pigeon. I was riding a bicycle around the city, this fat dough just slowly and rolled off. And here, at my speed of 30 km/h, a pigeon comes straight into my face! It was soft, fluffy and unusual. But the helmet remains.

xxx: My sensitive nose grabbed a thin fabric of quite powerful magic, albeit well hidden. The door was filled with magic.
YYY: See, somebody here did his magic. He also knocked on the door later. Uncultured people are gone.

Working in the field of travel organizations:

Probably only us in the office can call with the following speech model: "Hello, you are bothered by bio-toilets..."

Commentary on Eurosport on the article about the departure of the Spanish national team from the 2014 World Cup:
Lev Skudaev: Dear Santa Claus! When I guessed that the Russian team would perform no worse than Spain at the championship, I didn’t mean that.

Amazonka: Tomorrow I start a new job, now I have to do English every day :(
Wall: Who are you working for? The Secretary?
Amazon: Head of the Department of Foreign Economic...

Sori Ay Don Spike English
YYY : what?
xxx: ne govoryu ya po anglicki bleat

Only Niger can be called Niger Niger.
Same with the glasses.

Shimon: 0nell7: Man can leave the pearl, but not the pearl from man
0nell7: shimon: I agree. But the hardest thing to get out of a man is Pascal :D
exception13: normal pascal digested
exception13: only to digest with C
0nell7: exception13: I don't know, sometimes it's worth a little relax - and it begins to germinate from any function.
Deniska: Pascal hernia, the same you are with begins instead of clamps
Here are the people whose first language is rnr.
0nell7: deniska: I have the first Russian, the second - English, the third basque. Those who have php, I sympathize.

NN: Yes yes. Let us do, think and say only what never angers anyone. I personally get angry with almost everything. Everything else annoys my wife.

It was epic! I stood smoking, moving away from the stop (yes, swear to me and mock me! I am a smoking girl. A police officer. I understand that I am pulling for 500 rubles. It begins to explain to me that it is not possible here and let us prepare for the penalty. I raise my eyes at him, remove my scratched hair from my forehead and say, “Valar Morgulis.” He, in some confusion, raises his eyebrows. A second pause. "Valar Dohaeris", he answers me, gives honor and goes away.
My mood has improved.

XXX is
Do you like my taste?

YYYY
Strange question

XXX is
Why is?

YYYY
You don’t like my taste" It’s like your taste is peppers. I can love them or not love them.
Your taste is an area of emotionally painted reality for you.
Positively painted
And at the same time, it is only her chacne, which is in your own perception.
How can I love or dislike a part of reality in your perception of it?
Do not break my brain.

XXX is
Excuse me

We have been working since 1996! As you can see, we are not the first year of poaching on customers.

Anteater: Lord, do not confuse the weapon of crime and the cold weapon. I once had a neighbor cracked while drinking another on the head with a stick of sausage - that shit from the table - and hello. But the sausage is not okay.
chivaz: Collapse shot to death, straight ready plot for Donzova)

And the news says that some percentage of Russians still believe in the victory of the Russian national team.
Probably a sect. "The Witnesses of Kerzhakov".

Read here different...there was such a settlement-Romashkin, famous for the fact that there were armored trains based there during the war...New colors played a cartoon called "the steam car from Romashkin";

The Porsche Cayenne Turbo. In the frame of the number mark is the inscription "directory for anti-corruption". Trophy is...

I have a view from the window of four entrances, at each entrance two bars, on which the grandmothers usually nest. Now I measure the state of the weather in "bubbles". 2-3 babies - windy, cold, raw. A good summer day is 8-10 babies or more. Zero Babok means either on the street hellish apocalypse, or on the television Malysheva show.

A: (seeing the photo of the An-12 cargo aircraft) I remembered the verse.
B: to go
A: Thirty meters to Kil, two pilots at the wheel.
B is bayana. This was the case with the Be-12 hydroplan. Two motors, two steering wheels, two pilots at the steering wheel, the buzz on the left and the buzz on the right, the stormman rotates like...".
A: In general, even in the Great Patriotic about the bomber Er-2 was similar.
B: Mercy collision, we will start to dig - we will find out that the verse was originally about the Sikorsky airplane "Russian Knight". Or "Illya Muromza"
Four Knights in the Cabin
Three pieces on the tail.
The four in the middle,
And the bomb is loaded on the earth.