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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №98788
 04.06.2014
Please do not regret the number.
Tagged: nine
I have a member of 30cm.
X** advertising can work the opposite, you girls will be afraid, not want to
The joke is 21cm.
There is still a lot (
16 will go?
What do you do during the conversation?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №98787
 04.06.2014
RifleGun: I went to pay debts to the universe, and there at this time was the championship in chess.. guess who took the prize place in chess, but did not get permission :(

Teetotaler: I went to borrow to college, and it turned out that the city center was bombed from a plane. Guess who lives in Luhansk.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №98786
 04.06.2014
XXX: How I got the news about Ukraine...
You don’t live with my husband yet...He looks at everything on this topic and every time “rejoices me with this news.”
UUU: And here I lie down, I watch yesterday “Let’s get married” to myself calmly, he rushes and cries “You heard, heard, heard the news???“?”
UUU: I have a myocardial infarction right away... the war of fucking started exactly...
UUU: And he is so calm “The new ferry has become even thicker...”))))))))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98785
 04.06.2014
XX: and especially I like phrases such as "preparedness to make decisions within the framework of powers" when vacant as a Deputy Assistant Logist
WOW: I know it! He can choose which tea to make a logist today - an English brexit or a summer bouquet!
XX: ah, and if the requirements were still "initiative", then once a week he brings to try something new))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №98784
 04.06.2014
It was worth leaving the house and... oh, horror: the child was bitten by a frog!!! He sent me a SMS.
I: Loisha, maybe an ass?
Of course, the Sova! She sat on the pine and smelled, disturbing our peace. I shot her out of a water haubice. She decided to take revenge and bite me.
I: I am in shock! The wound treated?
He was treated, but the wound was bleeding. In the smell of blood fly blinds and groves. I lose consciousness. I need to rest, and my grandmother is chasing. So far. I will live, I will write.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №98783
 04.06.2014
KV: Oh yeah... and I have a repair.
Wixian: the cars?
KV: thyfu thyfu thyfu on you
Wixian: a...great repair or so... cosmetic?
KV: I will put plastic windows...
linoleum instead of carpet stitch (the cat stitched the fox),
wallpaper rub and decorative patch to paint (cat slapped the fucks)
KV: The window also broke the cat of the fox

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98782
 04.06.2014
Once you’ve remembered the girl with her 8 in 1 clothed ring, let me mention the clothed drug addicts.
A friend sprinkled a knife. from the grover m10 1v4 with inserts 1v6 (as he collected them-hz! I couldn’t repeat that!) is
The other is distinct. I went to my grandfather’s village in the summer. Nothing to do, I decided to make a note. Switched springs of spring wire 3mm 14 diameter. There were no Bulgarians in the village! He bite all the 40,000 rings with his hands. They are afraid to say hello to him. About the fact that one grapefruit is easily crushed with fingers – I’m silent at all! Per if the cocos were a little smaller, he would like to press them too.
The girl said she was surprised...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98781
 04.06.2014
A friend at the speed of 150 caught a salmon. My car is perfect, I am normal. There is a recording from the video recorder. Friends advise not to show insurance. The helmet can be refused for deliberate excess speed. A friend says that the strhova did not accept the first statement, where he wrote: Moving along the track ****** at a speed of 20 km / h, suddenly noticed a wounded salmon moving to meet me at a speed of at least 130 km / h...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №98780
 04.06.2014
WmP: A friend lives on the 10th floor. The hearing between the apartments is excellent. From some neighbors there are constantly loud women's stones.
WmP: One evening the "concerto" begins again and ends after some time. The silence comes. And here from the other apartment someone cries, “What a quiet you have today!” and to him from the third: “Yes, normal, I checked today!”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98779
 04.06.2014
Yatsenyuk: We understand that the price is $ 268. The United States was nothing but a bribe of the previous power. However, we consider this price a market price and insist onining that price.

How is? How can two mutually exclusive thoughts be placed in one head? Is it a bribe or a market price?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98778
 03.06.2014
Daphne
You are my little handball!

Alexander is
OO
No is

Daphne
You would have removed any of the torrents from the torrent, or privat gold "Orgiya na ville"....the name of the comedy is not sure to smell.

Alexander is
LOL =

Daphne
Real slut party...hm...he’s probably a warrior!

Alexander is
( ) Yes Yes

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98777
 03.06.2014
It is simple:
to this:
Our gym, the fox, the most brutal hall in the world... The girl administrator turned home-2 on all the screens, sounded in all the columns and left for an hour. We walked under house 2. The biggest cat was hysterical, he was trying to break the power wire, the stick was trying to pull out the plug... Even in the gym house 2 reached me...

And after all, he was unsuccessful that the sticker had to be pulled out with his hands...

It is fashionable to put the TV under the ceiling, but it is even more fashionable to put a socket for it under the ceiling. If the ceiling is under four meters, then you’ll get... =(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98776
 03.06.2014
Sasha: Bottles that behaved badly become banks for analysis

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98775
 03.06.2014
XX: And I was singing in the choir at that time. and alt.
ALTOM is OK. It’s angry when Caps Lockom sing.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98774
 03.06.2014
(I bought a 3D printer for myself)

xxx> Weather is the topic of fire )) But time fatters the wail. I come home at 11.
yyy> foolish
xxx> I have to do the same thing.
yyy> soon the wife will meet with the rocks ) "take back with your models!"
yyy> 3D models
xxx> yes ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98773
 03.06.2014
Ed: Is it bad in the graffiti? After all, if the textures of the project are similar to those of 2012, it means that the game has already been unambiguously done.
Loft: Yes, as if nothing, but as if the schedule is a thing coming and going, i.e. It is new every year, and every year changes, while the main essence of the games - the fan remains eternal. For example, in my childhood, there were no textures at all, they were sprayed, and we dumbly caught the stuff from the process, rather than counting the polygons on the buttons. Well, for example, if you buy beer, what do you care first – the taste, the effect, or the beauty of the bottle?
Ed: I’m primarily interested in whether I get to work tomorrow)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98772
 03.06.2014
[22:46:03] Anisa: And I’ve taken the sheep)
Did he stop shaving?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98771
 03.06.2014
From the hub to the issue of political correctness.

One thing is pleasant: the fascists used a swastika, not a square or a circle, or they would find these symbols incorrect and remove them from geometry and general use.
I would ride on triangular wheels.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98770
 03.06.2014
I talked to my older son so quietly today.
I said, try to surrender to the highest possible points, if you do not get to the budget, then after the army with these points you will be taken to the "ura".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №98769
 03.06.2014
People’s brains are heated with heat. I walk with a child (a little more than a year), I do not touch anyone, I try not to melt. A woman and her two-year-old daughter are walking on the pitch. The lady is boring. She sees us and her eyes burn maniacally.
A couple of explanations. Woman is a big guy. Very large, he is much higher than his peers and does not look at his age at all. The female goes for a walk in a diaper, because I am afraid to carry a bunch of pants with me, and we have no team yet.
So, the lady sees on the child a diaper... She includes some special, incomprehensible to me mode of giving advice to mothers of other children, who do not ask for advice.
Do you have a baby in a diaper? He asks the accuser.
"What is your dog business?" - I think of myself, but I answer loudly:
and yes.
I think the question is exhausted, but not. The lady is boring.
But that is wrong! She cries and breaks me. I bow to her and with the most confident tone I can only know:
Does this bother you? Do you want to talk about it? I take a thousand rubles per hour, we can discuss your other problems.
My aunt was in the wind.

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