Natasha, you have a diploma, how did he help you?
yyy: The photos with the diploma helped me gather a lot of likes on Instagram.

YYY - So I read community advertising
High-tech combined with deep decline and poverty, global corporations holding the world in obedience, talented marginal rebels capable of resisting tough control and giving people freedom and independence - all this is cyberpunk! The announcement from the blue network represents a selection of films of this stylish science fiction genre!
XXX - oh guy, we are almost missing in the cyberpunk of rebels
YYY - Here I am about the same:
XXX - but now you can instead of "global fuck" say "cyberpunk" :)

Deleted from one forum with preservation:

I ordered myself to breed cockroaches than to buy them, and yesterday I bought in the zoo a glass terrarium and 1000 individuals of marble cockroaches, half of which wanted to freeze, but it happened, I live on the 5th floor in the 9th floor building, the elevator did not work, climbing up, on the 2nd floor stumbled and fell, he severely cut his hand around the fragments of the broken terrarium, climbed on me a hundred cockroaches!!! You would see how many of them were there, they all ran away. I didn’t know what to do, I ran away and was scared.

1) Will they die?
Can my neighbors arrest me?
What’s going on in the summer? (nearly)
Can they get into the apartment?? to

I'm sorry for the mistakes, I write from body to body, I'm afraid to go there, there's all the entrance in the cockroaches(((

The main thing, if a woman sings in a men's suit - all OK, just the image is like this. Again, neither Verka Serdjuk, nor even David Bowie or Iggy Pop in dresses excite anyone like this Conchita. What’s wrong with you guys?

Sofi: Vkontakte: "Vladislav Krivolapov added to friends Maria Krivonogova"
Sofi: They found each other!:D

I am a humanitarian, I want to cultivate philosophy behind a glass of expensive cognac.
What kind of diploma do I write in C++?! to

From VK:

Vladimir Ivanov
Hassles are Hassles.)
like
Yesterday at 11:34 pm Reply
Elena Vlasova
Huskies are the only dogs that eat human meat.
Like 1
Yesterday at 11:42 pm Reply
Sergey Andronovich
Give the dog meat and it will eat it, purple whose meat it is.
Like 2
Yesterday at 11:45 pm to ElizaReply
Vlad Medvedev
All dogs eat meat, any
like
Yesterday at 11:48 pm to Elena Reply
Eva Antipina
Elena, wondering, where did such information come from, someone specifically offered dogs of all breeds human meat and only hatches refused?)

An old quote, but still relevant.

The xxx:
I wonder why people who are free from the need to both go to work and communicate with colleagues (say, doing a volume translation in one barrel) ALWAYS switch to the day mode of Count Dracula? It lights - we go to bed, get up for lunch, the cycle closes.
___________
Because in the evening and at night less distractive factors - calls, visits - nothing, respectively, does not interfere with working. This is the first. Secondly, if a person does not live alone, then during the day he is dragged to work, because few people understand that he who sits at home does not work and does not rest, but works. And when you get up with the first snakes, then without complaints – I was busy, I slept, and I slept because I worked at night.

Conversation of two witnesses of Maidan：

Oh myth, I jumped up.
Crimea is the border, gas is gold, and now we will pay for coal.

News 1 channel about explosion in Khabarovsk:
It smelled gas and caused an accident. The worker started burning the door to a Bulgarian! At that moment there was an explosion.
A strange coincidence. And the worker did everything according to the rules.

When I was in 2006, after Lordi won Eurovision, I told friends that now for the full success of this contest it must be won by a bearded grandmother no one believed me.

I haven’t watched Eurovision. Who has won?
- Gaia Petrovich Hrenova Europe ;)

Listen, I don't know what company you can deliver to the newspapers from Moscow not very large (a half kilograms), not very valuable and not very urgent cargo) you need to send some che. Not expensive

Post of Russia
It is, if not very important.
WOW: And if it’s not very necessary
It may not be very loaded.

to this:
--------
to this:
After the change:
I: Let’s go to the girls on the third floor?
Go home, go home, go home, go home.
I: They have three – the tenth size!! to
I will be in a minute.

I also Lëha, and also got such a tempting offer. The friend did not lie, the giraffe was eighth, and the two faners were the first.
The devil is in the details, gentlemen.
and...
The lights of the 1st size, mimimi, had to be taken.

It is better to sing, not to spit on the pitch. Pedorras are also unhappy people, they love in the ass.
--------------
Do you really believe that the Eurovision contest is far from politics? Do you really think that the first places are given to the one who sings better?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Do you believe in pink unicorns?

From the discussion of the victory at the Eurovision bearded "women":

WENNY KEST: Stop-stop, and why doesn’t anyone remind you that Russia-mother herself put this ugly, disgusting, disgusting Conchite 10 points out of 12? How is it?
Jean Basquiat: It was the gentleman’s secret...the gentleman in black.
Wendy Kest: I am from Donetsk. They are already here. Some people talk about referendums.

xxx: o, the expression "to fall into 10k" played with new colors
Geologists were lazy to coordinate drilling with electricians and drilled a 10 kV cable

The husband forgot a package with things at home, and in order not to return asked to take them off the balcony - now they hang on a tree...

gobla
The guy is calling now, speaking very unclearly, maybe eating. I have to ask him several times. He was looking for a carrier job. He asks another question. I can’t stand it, I say:
Please repeat, you have something with diction, speak more clearly.
Here is a guy like Levitan, clearly says:
Ahvit, I studied Linguistics for 5 years and now I have, shit, what about diction.
He puts the phone.

1: Do it better for me!
2: No, I don’t want you. You have a neighbor with a perforator.
No, with the perforator no longer. There is a music center.
2: More than that. And I have no neighbor with a perforator, no music center, even a neighbor with a TV is already in resuscitation.