Will the Russian team come out?
and no.
Take off the capella.

The problem is not how the girl explained the shape of the glasses she needed, nor what kind of glasses Lennon wore, but that the dumb sheep consultant just doesn’t know who Lennon is. That is the disaster! This is what we talked about!
If you don’t understand something, try it first. There is no need to go over the girl. Moreover, say to her "do not fuck". Do not go out yourself.
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Comrade understood everything perfectly and said absolutely rightly. And yes, the defender of a girl who doesn’t realize that someone can be deeply crazy about the Beatles, calling strangers stupid sheep for not being aware of the history of popular music is a sign of not being very crazy.

My eighth teaching is right for life. There are two rules when using it:
No. 1: If the car is running, it’s great.
No. 2: If the car did not start and does not drive - it was necessary.

Chapter 32: Let’s Meet You?
****
Chapter 32: Do you want to meet?
Ishtar: Well of course no)
Chapter 32: Why?? to
Isn’t that logical...?
Chapter 32: No
Ishtar: First, you will suddenly be some...not that. Will you pull me into the garage, put a hose in my throat and turn on the water?
I want to sit with my grandchildren tonight.

One day I decided to make a movie blind, deaf and dumb.
The blind man said, “I will be an operator!”
The deaf said "And I will be a composer!"
Debbie said, “Then I’ll be the director!”
They removed their cinema. They sit and watch.
The blind says "Something is not visible!"
The deaf says "And he hears badly!"
And the fool says "And I like it!"

RBC News on 27.06.2014 12 to 50:
Western media: Russia has no smart footballers, and it is not saved by money
I liked the way we played!

In Novosibirsk, the authorities banned Manson's concert
Comments from the news site:

This is how it all looks.
Mayor: "I fear there would be no riots and clashes"
Satanists: "There will be no riots"
Orthodox activists: "There will be..."

by alessandra_zyuz
A pilot is flying to Moscow. An unusual plane. All 23 passengers were killed in Algeria.

I met with my distant relatives.
XHH: It turns out there are two more in the tribe of my nephews. One is well educated, the other is not very.
YYY: The second mate is fighting?
XXX: No, the first sandwich eats the sausage down :)

You write them something patriotic on the poster!
Yyy: Are there condoms with the smell of berry juice?
xxx: o_o

From Zems:
The author, you are just a fairy tale!
Of course a fairy tale. Only that allows me to influence ordinary, average debboys. Because of this quality, you take me for yours and at the same time understand that I am special in something and I am a few steps higher.

I’ll come up with my mythology, with Melkor and the elves!

When I was fourteen years old, in the winter, a huge round pipe formed on the pipe. Somebody occasionally beat her down, I wanted to kill this man, hated him with all my soul. I recently went with my husband, and he says that he always knocked down this puppy. I picked him up and knelt him on the head with all of it.

KrYstal: So tell me, who is better – Berkut, Kipelov or Žitňakov?

I think the original is better.

That is, is it the pipes?

Ealand is Dickinson.

What happens if the Nokia 3310 hits Chuck Norris?

To stop the shit:

As a former owner of Hammer, I will say that he actually ate 27 liters per hundred. And these are good numbers :)

Timak: Hockey is better, there for our sick longer

Today I saw: a drunk man of intelligent appearance stands near a tree and tries to urinate with a strong wind. It goes bad, mostly on the pants. In his hearts he cries, “Oh... I’m an aerodynamic!”“!”

I add :

And the moscovites constantly call late in the evening, solve important issues, and are upset to the depths of their hearts when people are not at work for some reason!

and----
When I lived in the Krasnoyarsk time zone (+4 to Moscow) and worked in a large federal company, the moscovites who sat at work liked me to ring the clock at eight o’clock in Moscow. I did not take the phone. He was honestly calling at 9 a.m. of his time. This has long been a problem for me and my colleagues.

We discuss the hole under the clove of the poppy with his sister, the dad naturally connects to the discussion.

Q: And yet why a hole?
Q: That is the nose!
I am under the cloth! We are not so stupid.
C is O! Maybe it’s an ear?! to
I: Dad, I take my words back.

Dear Russians! Please forgive us: we didn’t have time to bite our players before the championship in Brazil.”
Russian team of hockey.