I am ballerina:
I watch the news. Here was released some shit Eduard Limonov in the air. He spoke there against Kiev and for Putya.
In fact, I am on the road myself.
But here's how suddenly Limonov turned from the "leader of extremists" to the "Russian writer" - this is already incomprehensible to the mind)))
Such a particular democracy.

Fucking with their sandals with socks. I go all year round in the bars and I am fooled by what others wear, even if the penguins have their legs in their buttocks. And what you think about someone else’s shoes, I’m twice as upset. Get rid of humorous resources.

The wicked:

In the army, in the training we had a soldier by the name of Rjadova, and another with the name of a relative. In the evening, when the senior arrived at the letter "R", it was fun:
The Order Order?! to
and I!
Ordinary relatives?! to
and I!

there are 2 options, either in the army and it is not worth going, because there are so many stupid that they do not know the native alphabet;
Or you are 3.14dubble!

It is...
Imho, everything was much simpler, the narrator remembered that both were on R, and when he recounted, he didn't turn up in sequence.
Now go, I started with a small letter.

On the website of the Ulyanovsky blood transfusion station in the news hangs: "... More than 111 people took part in the action". So, think what happened to the 112-person and what went wrong.
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This is the Hobbit count (111 people = group).

In the coffin.
I am looking for bla bla bla.
Why is "Higher"?
Type of type: Type of type. A stupid thing.

xxx: What methodology is used in the development of your company?
Tagged: add
X: Have you ever heard of something like that? How is decoded?
Asshole Driven Development is called

The Right Sector intends to complain in The Hague to the separatists for violating the Rules of War.

When the right-wingers lay in shelter with a squaled fire, the militias shouted in the megaphone: "Who does not drop, is Moscow."

Furthermore, 100% deaths either from the bullets of the militiamen, or from yours, if you refuse to jump.

Examiner after an hour after the delivery of tickets:
"Come on the monkeys! Or do you want to live forever?and "

What about porn? Young, healthy people are doing something exciting and useful!

This is one of the most important things in the world.

If it were. Basically show a mandatory circus program for swallowing swords with the transition to rectomanoscopy for beginners. The actors resemble the marathoners, who, overcoming, must withstand the pace and do not fall asleep at the finish.

A 120-pound accountant fell on a crocodile in Murmansk.
I never thought I would be sorry for a crocodile.

My grandmother is a fierce fan of programs on radio and television about astrology and other similar heresy and when I am in her guests,it is forced to listen to this nonsense and here one day I came, therefore, to her and I hear how on the radio explain how to choose the right house in Israel (we live,in fact, in Israel)And here I hear something like this : the main thing is that there would be a room like a bomb shelter in the apartment (fairly,it is necessary,in Israel the situation is not always quiet) that the windows would go out not to the south (so right, in the summer on the south side as hot as it is)...I think, well, did my grandmother become normal broadcasts to listen?...In the meantime, on the radio continue to broadcast - but the most important thing would be about the outdoors

The acquaintance tells.
He brought, he said, a netbook home, and he found a wireless network, himself connected to it, downloaded updates and after reboot issued that he said I can't connect to the network.

XXX: Now they called and shouted: Who am I and why did I argue with them?
X is wrong number.

Jeskay: Pedophilia will be called such material on the site under investigation, which was able to subjugate the regular pedophile of Roskomnadzor. The manual work

- And there are specialists in this business, always interested in using gold in these cables?
As far as I understand the digital signal is transmitted in zeros and units, and it can not be transmitted badly, or yes or no, respectively and the difference in the image should not be whether it is a cheap or expensive cable.

Do you know where the audio is now? What units and units. Through the digital cables goes a warm lamp flow of data.

XXX: What does not work
Maybe from the heat.
Or bitten by a frog.

A woman who knows her price, no one will ever give her so much.

In the words of my wife today:
I am on the market in line for products. They trade chickens and their components, such as: legs, wings, hips, etc. In front of me a man asks to put wings in a plastic bag. The seller imposes a full package on him, the man asks to add a package to get a double, say, the single will break.
Seller: It won’t break, they’re strong!
The man raises the bag, he breaks, the wings spread over the asphalt.
The man refuses to pay. According to him, the package broke because of the greed and laziness of the seller. She has a diametrically opposite opinion. The whole row falls into the dispute, breaks up into two camps, and the case approaches the clash, when the main actor appears in the form of a wandering market dog.
They may have seen such things: neither a scream, nor a whistle, nor a blast with empty hand in their direction has any effect on them. And here this dog breaks through to continuously rolling wings with the obvious intention of catching as much as possible and escaping as quickly as possible, BUT! at the last moment sharply brakes, smells, wrinkles the scratchy mouth and, without catching anything, contemptuously thinks to the side.
The man, interested in such an unusual behavior of the animal, raises and smells the wing, then offers to smell it to everyone who wishes. What the smell was, you probably guess. After a unanimous verdict, the seller leaves the tent and silently collects the wings from the asphalt and silently returns the money to the two ladies who have been charged before and have watched the events with interest.
A dog is really a friend of man!

A tolerant world has given a transvestite to win the Eurovision contest, now let them let our Russians win the World Cup in football.

HH: I will not come.
WOW : Why?
My grandmother’s roof has fallen.
Q: Did you call an ambulance? Psychic or where else.
Ohhhhhh...?? to
by O_O
The roof of my grandmother's house was shattered by the wind, I'll go to bed.