Participation in the "event" of a former colleague currently living in Germany

Q: Will you be able to get a ticket?
XXX and the beer.
A couple of ladies!
There are more unmarried people than couples :)
Zzzz: And married people too :)
You haven’t seen much movies about German women.
WWW: Two should be enough

The news:
In Kiev, more than 3 people were arrested for seizing a large number of foreign hacking equipment.

XXX is:
The U.S. will use all means to fight the fires.
throughout Russia
I am not joking.
American and other agents
It will lead to chaos in Russia.

YYY :
I have seen many of these agents.
Bulls in the window further knocked off, a mangal on dry grass is placed, firefighter fire on the wind is carved and thrown unwrapped. Everywhere they are, these damned American agents.
And other agents from forestry do not grind the sides and do not clean the cribs.

The Bike Festival:

And yes, Andrew is burning. Even a priest.
Who is Father Andrew?
XH: Which is the highest.
It is: A! Is this the one that broke my pants when you photographed me on a motorcycle?

And about the paper with the phone - one time I was called and told that I forgot to turn off the lights. And in the other - that in the neighboring house a pipe broke and the excavator was going to dig just under my car.
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And my brother once called and said that he had wheels.

Spirt51: A cat appeared to have entered the room.
Spirt51: It turned out that it was just a huge piece of puff...
Spirt51: And in general, I sit at work (0_o)

Comments to the news "The Russian national team became the world champion in hockey"
Kerry and Nuland have already stated that they do not recognize the results of the hockey championship and are preparing new sanctions.

I remember the 25th of May in my head. I thought for a long time: maybe the hockey final, elections in Ukraine, or some unknown hernia. Everything turned out to be easier: May 26 should turn on hot water

Topaz, how is health dear?
Topaz: I’m afraid to speak. Today is much better than Friday. But the former pains appeared... a shorter wild star around my body is happening.
--Bo--: Topaz, :vip_763: to the hospital
Topaz: -Bu--, listen to me))) I finished the honey. And most doctors are now exactly my age...I understand how they studied. No, we all studied and know our science.. but it will be so much brainstorming... I assure you)))
Topaz: It’s terrible to live in a country where doctors don’t trust their colleagues)))

I go to my mom today. Sitting at the computer, killing in Google - What to do with a young fuck? I am glad to her!
She answered so strangely at me) it turned out that my grandfather from giving the leaves fucking brought!

When they say “please be small,” a member is meant to be the last.

XX: It’s great to fuck you!
(Y) - Well, I don't like the word "to fuck"
M. The imperative in our relationships is kinesthetics!
(Y) and! to

In the printer, someone forgot a piece of paper.
I took a paper, a passage of the text on it, I started reading:
"If there is no syringe, then you can take a plastic bag."
Ophigel, I read with interest:
"The cream for the cake should be placed..."
The intrigue instantly disappeared.

The company Ubisoft officially confirmed the homosexual orientation of the main villain of the game Far Cry 4
In the end, if you lose, it holds you everywhere.

The plant has been producing pumps since the 1970s. When it was finally obsolete, it was decided to remove it from production. In the warehouse and in the shops, of course, it remained.
A couple of months later, one beautiful day, the chief designer received an email from the buyer. Manufacturers read the reviews. But it was a special review: 2 A4 pages with a description of the flaws of the pump and the degree of customer dissatisfaction.
The answer to the indignant buyer was this:
After considering your comments, the management of LLC %name_factory% decided to remove the pump %name_pump% from production.

It was Friday and the working day was coming to an end. One of my colleagues had a birthday. Note decided in the office (at 8 p.m. started). Close to 12 o’clock was needed! Where to get her? They are no longer sold in the shops. My brother said he has three bottles of whiskey at home. Only he will not go, he was in a decent signature. The only thing is that he didn’t have the key to the housephone, and he told us to pull the door harder and it would open.
I have gone, t. I did not drink and smoke (it was already good).
They came to the door, Dima began to pull the door.
Once I did it, NIFGA!
The second time, almost.
Three is ready! I opened! It is like a sirene! The Library of Ukrainian Literature. Next to the entrance door! My feet in the ass and running to the car.
Five minutes later the mentions arrived. We decided not to go back empty-handed and went up for the alkaska. When we already went down and approached the car, we approached PPS, checked the docks, asked if we saw anything suspicious... we somehow, withholding from laughter, nodded our heads and jumped into the car and into the office.

marked greatly! On Saturday morning, a client woke me up.

Question: This is the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May, the day of the 6th of May. He told me that all the life of Emmy was co-opted. Who is he?
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[22:33:15] <Robin_Gud> Nikolai Valuev

XX: For some people, when submitting a resume, it is necessary to indicate in the column "computer use" - Confident user >__<

Once again the silence of the system block. The previous idea with the non-ventilator BP suffered a fiasco - noisy (disks, thought). I put the SSD, waited until the HDD was asleep, closed the window on the noisy street, bowed under the table, listened... It seemed quiet, but suddenly such a uniform sound of noise, noise, noise and silence. It turns out the cat was sitting in the room, interested in what I was there under the table and went to look. And the shoh-shoh-shoh is she on the laminate topal. A quiet computer, I decided.

I boast a friend, say, signed up for the music service. I can listen to 30 million songs on my phone. Which one to put? Order, I will lose right away.
The first.