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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97868
 14.05.2014
I sit like this now, here in skype to me a message from grandmother "What do you do?" I write that your borst eat, and she is like this time and call begins)I replied without a camera, she began to get upset and say "Take on the camera I will check how you borst eat!" At the same time, also made me with her spoon in my mouth to squeeze

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97867
 14.05.2014
xxx: guys, there is a MySQL Guru free
I need a small lick.
You write, we decide.
XXX: I am ashamed
XXX: I made a small request.
I don’t like the conclusion.
xxx: I need someone to look at the request and point out the mistakes
One day I had a problem on the forum.
xxx: so there was a crab before that stunned me that the answer was - better not to be born like this.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97866
 14.05.2014
Discussion of Robots

The xxx:
The Three Laws of Robotics
1st Do not harm a person, let them decide, once they have invented.

YYYY :
2nd Do not prevent someone from hurting others.
Three Blinking and blinking with lamps.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97865
 14.05.2014
I like to read the labels on the cosmetics before using, so that there is at least the placebo effect. Absolute hopelessness fills the inscription on shampoos “Fructis”: “Nothing will make your hair stronger” :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97864
 14.05.2014
On my Samsung, too, half a year was peeling off, every morning I thought, like, "That's the shit they did, even for such money." And this morning I read your "citation" and also fake the corner of the nail and... I think you can not tell more))) In short, I am joining the sect of the Fake Angles, I will bring the light of Knowledge of the Film to the masses!

I still take away the transportation film from some clients. And on his touch phone, Phillips also stretched over the edge. I removed the sensor with the root :-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97863
 14.05.2014
"Argentina could become a member of BRICS"
The organization will now be called BARSIC.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97862
 14.05.2014
A random conversation on the street, one girl to another girl: “Why do you think elephants don’t have a cold?”and "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97861
 14.05.2014
Typical introvert: You have to invent a alarm that will hit me in the mouth at night. And to beat until I go to sleep.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97860
 14.05.2014
I am currently reading a resume of a man on the job. Previous Post Previous post: OOO "GIDOR" I read it three times.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97859
 14.05.2014
Sobyanin promised places in Moscow gardens to all children from 3 to 7 years
I had to promise to my parents.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97858
 14.05.2014
ealand: news - RPC is concerned about Conchita Wurst's victory at Eurovision.
ealand: that is, I understand correctly - hairy and bearded men in dresses are concerned about winning the hairy and bearded man in the dress?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97857
 14.05.2014
I decided to buy a motocultivator, so that the shovel in the garden would not go away. I went through all the shops. Broached hundreds of forums, read a bunch of reviews - eventually went and bought villas

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97856
 14.05.2014
"The castle of Count Dracula is for sale"

Comments to News:

Love is hunting, big and clean.
Tomatoes with cheese... very much nothing.
zzz: And in the Texas cutting with a gasoline, some special gasoline pump stood, maybe even an injector, because it rotated the saw as it wanted, and it did not swallow.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97855
 14.05.2014
It is said that the song of Conchita is very dynamic and could become a soundtrack to the next film from Bondina.
Most importantly, it won’t be the next Bond girl.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97854
 14.05.2014
To this: And why does the advertising of tampaks-pulls-middles from the milk etc. not be marked with the 16+ mark??? Or show them after 23:00!! to

Did you know that some girls have critical days starting at the age of 11? If their parents did not dare to tell anything, then at least from the advertisement will find out.
And milk in general even in small girls. You can swim in the pool.

P.S Better to ban energy advertising, this is what is really harmful...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97853
 14.05.2014
to this:
Matrix - Release
I honestly think I should
Portal from Metro Station
Pushkin at Moscow Station
Pushkin metro in Peterburg
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Once this is the case, let the portal be even in Minsk.on our station "Pushkinskaya "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97852
 14.05.2014
From the Russian Post:
Shipments with bees, plants, fresh fruits and vegetables are accepted for shipment without announcing the value of the investment.
Package with bees. Fucks with bees!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №97851
 13.05.2014
I work in a bank in the security department.
At the request of the employee, I save a video from the ATM.
I see :
A worried employee conducts the operation, without waiting for the issuance of money unfolds leaves.
The grandmother approaches, sees the money, looks around, takes the money, asks for theirs, does not wait to leave (the ATM obediently issues the amount)
The second grandmother, "O, Money", looks around and takes away.
While conducting his operation, the first grandmother is resorting to waving a cell phone saying "I have a SMS where my money".
As a result of the burning of the grandmother, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody gave a penny.

We laughed at the whole department.
and laughter and sin, no one has a conscience at all today.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97850
 13.05.2014
xxx: Hard minimum of 2 terabytes
YYY: What should I store there? The"
XXX: No idea
But do not count on less, at least on more.
YYY: Is it a threat? HDD
XXX: Dooo
XXX: The video card is also more helpful
YYY: And it will explode!
XXX is no. He will take off. Because we will put a new power unit and a few fans.
YYY: I still missed it to catch it around the room later -_
XXX: No matter, we’ll put it on. Shortly
Tagged: hd
XXX: And it will pull - the disk will be glued...
YYY: HDD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97849
 13.05.2014
Why does my most unloved actor play in all of my favorite fantasy movies?
Is this sweet Tom corn?
xxx: No, the pumped swartznigger
Stay still, are you a girl?

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