The non-Russian language

What do you think of "I am in prayer"? You do not know whether to congratulate a person or to sympathize.

I work as a "English student" in school. Don’t believe me, you are overwhelmed! But not the administration, not the programs, not the children, but the parents! So I want to drive them out of social networks, forums, shake them stronger and send them to engage in children. Working, not doing things.

Comments on the article on "smart" lenses

xxx: Many actually have a “photographic memory.”
yyy: Even automatic red highlighting - the price would not be.
zzz: I think they will do it, quite a google solution :) It remains to install bluetooth there, that would the interpreter in the ear suggest
AAA: It’s better to just have the current.

I’m in the bus, a grandfather and a boy 8-9 years old sit next to me and weave corn sticks behind both cheeks. After a couple of stops, the package with the delicacies is empty and the boy stretches it to his grandfather. He begins to fold it and put it in his bag. The boy, not long thinking, decides to wipe his sticky hands on his pants. The grandfather shouted angrily:
What are you doing? The unconscious!
All passengers turn their heads for a few seconds. The boy gets lost and becomes red. Then, with an outraged whisper, he said to his grandfather:
Am I unconscious? Why are you ashamed of me in front of everyone?

This is:

Shouldn’t you chew for him? For example, my parents told me quite early that knowledge is needed. In particular, on the example of wallpapers: "Yes, we will have you repair to do - here is the plan of the house, here is the length and width of the roll, calculate how much you need."... a fifth-grade brain to squeeze) - well, and the main thing here was to give a tie to reality. And then it just went.

I am a product of Soviet school and similar education.
I am 14 years old. Parents build a house. Buying building materials - the most exciting quests before that. In the weekend, parents are constantly absent, leave at night, come in the evening barely alive from fatigue. My job was to prepare lunch for their arrival. No one is upset about whether I can do it or not – a person is almost an adult, there is a cookbook, food in the refrigerator and in the shops, money in the box. There were no stamps in the house, the capacity of pots and other dishes I had to calculate using geometric formulas. And it was also necessary to make the optimal lunch menu, based on the availability / absence of meat / chicken / fish at home, what vegetables are currently sold in the vegetable store, and whether any deficient products are now sold in the neighboring gastronomy.

I like dialogue with spammers.

Q: Do you make money online?
YYY: No, but I can make a short sentence without mistakes.
Do you make money on the net?
yyy: even a tires instead of a defect would be appropriate, but the pursuit of perfection can not fail to approve

Discussing the new process of obtaining graphene from Habr:
xxx: What they will not come up with, just not to invent a flying board by 2015.
yyy: I would like to note that you can add to this car-sharing shoes, a smart jacket, and flying cars. There are only 8 months left.

by this:
I clarify:
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xxx: Guys, tell the part of Elder Scrolls, there you are still starting the game of prisoners.
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If I’m not mistaken it’s Elder Scrolls III, called Morrowind)))
It is ===
In Morrowind you are a prisoner on a ship. In Oblivion you are in prison. In Skyrim, you are a prisoner (a criminal) in a carriage.
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Let’s talk to the guys who explain jokes!

And in general, to appoint a person responsible for the dispatch of news in a large and serious scientific organization who can start the letter with the words "Well, hello, kittens" is bold.

My friend raised the mood:
I have a guy with a girl who has come in front of the window, plant their fat cat on a branch and mord as he slides slowly from there.
in the sense of coming from a branch with an offspring look
Then they finally fix it on the branch and photograph it.)
The Cat in shock"

We sit and listen to the radio. Advertising of the pension fund and the 2015 reform, about the points.
XXX: Is it that the pension will be charged with bonus points?
YYY: Ugu, and pay it will be through sberbank thanks'ami.. so you will come in 60 for retirement.. and there - "You cool and long worked for Thank you!"

In the universe there was one such smart woman, a graduate of the linguistic universe. Teacher of English. She was very proud that she was a linguist - we graduates of that university all suffer from this. There is no pride, there is pride. Fall down, we know English. I only faced her with my, IT-shna, sides, it was enough for me. Then the system folders will be deleted: "I wanted to release space". Then they will bring from her a system with a debris of the line in the drive - other ways to extract the disk she did not know, as it turned out, carved out the line until it broke. Once I stumbled upon her with a metal spoon to prevent something in the container with the boiler on: "And what, why not? I am not a hand, I am a spoon - a spoon of electricity will not hit!" She was upset when her reports were returned to her rework: "There is everything right!" Well, yes: out of 5 students in the group, 5 received the rating of "excellent" and 3 "good". I was somehow interested in reading what she wrote: the first word in the sentence was "duty"... After being fired from the universe, she went to school to work.

Do not expect miracles from life, life is a miracle.

A acquaintance told me.
I went fishing with three fishermen. On the night of the fire in the bushes left the first... did not return. The second one was gone, and he also disappeared. The third was the same result.
The acquaintance remained alone at the fire, waiting, terribly, the bear’s end... He went to look. I found.
Picture with oil: the first stands with cancer, the second lights his ass with a lamp, the third is forging something there.
It turned out to be the first to crash... a newspaper... in which fishing hooks were wrapped.

You will not find me like me anymore.
I’m not looking for someone like you anymore.

Once, during the service in the army, it was necessary to code a program for the military (due to its specifics, the monitor and mouse were located directly at the entrance to the barracks). This is the dialogue with the client:
I: there will always be a soldier who will not pass by and will press a button in the program.
Q: then you need to make it so that such a soldier moves the mouse and is already busy!

I brought the weight to the office today. All the male population weighed up and said, “Wrath!” and the entire female population did not resolve for a long time, then approached, said, “You just don’t look,” took off the shoes, weighed up and said, “Truth!”

I am you...
Oh my God!
What is?:Z
There were mice in the dialogue.
What is?? to
This is "...."
In fact, I tried to confess to you:
A shit mouse?? to
Go to the ass.
Look at it again.

The problem with education is what is normal (i.e. For the representative of the average majority) the student of the school all this abstract algebra-geometry-physics is felt to the siren star. This is because it is taught as an abstraction, not as a minimum of everyday knowledge. That is to say, the average student is not even hinted that all this study has a meaning.
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Shouldn’t you chew for him? For example, my parents told me quite early that knowledge is needed. In particular, on the example of wallpapers: "Yes, we will have you repair to do - here is the plan of the house, here is the length and width of the roll, count as much as you need." The final result was very far from the truth, of course (explain about the stock on the attachment of the pattern and the curvature of the walls I did not have, there is nothing for a fifth-grade brain to squeeze) - well, and a pofigu, the main thing here was to give a link to reality. And then it just went.

The problem with education is that the average parents behave like quicks. Dealing with problems is like walking - you need to learn yourself, even in the process, and you will have to get stuck several times. No one carries a child on their arms until they are adult only because when they try to get on their feet, they can fall. Or is wearing?

Vitaly Frolov
Life is empty like a sea buffalo
If the will does not give words
Written on the wall: "Hui"
I labeled it as spam.

by Lee Ro-Nan
Without entering into unnecessary disputes.
Be calm like an elephant.
Write on the page "the fence",
Break the world pattern!