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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97848
 13.05.2014
(13:15:01 13/05/2014)
I change my profession.

XXXX(13:15:11 13/05/2014)
What is?

(13:15:51 13/05/2014)
I became a biologist, now opened a system book and almost wrote a dissertation on the subject: "The survival of five generations of spiders in the conditions of one system book in a kilogram of dust."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97847
 13.05.2014
In fact, you have to play with the gradient, the color and all that.
XXX: Can the texture insert
yyy: Fuck, this "play" always holds me up.
XXX: Playing in photography
XXX: The Rude Kids
yyy: It’s even worse than iron toys cooked to the floor.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97846
 13.05.2014
In fact, what I mean, help our old people not only on May 9, but also the rest of the time.
= is
You are right. We are Russians and no one can help us except ourselves. Tom is holding on.
I used to pay for the elderly in a row. It is not unfortunate for those copies that they can pick up products in the store. I have never paid more than 200 rubles. Recently I was pleasantly surprised that my grandmother, whom I often buy products, gave me a beautiful bouquet of garden flowers. My wife just had a birthday that day and I saved her from 1500 to 2000 rubles on a bouquet.
And when that grandmother saw that I had two boys (7 years and 1 year old), she never took my money again. The Principle.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97845
 13.05.2014
Why should all those who ran to shave after the Eurovision, not remove the blinds, shorten their hair and eventually change their clothes to male?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97844
 13.05.2014
to this:
XHH: Tell me where to buy a gift to my mom "How to live if my child is introverted"?
WOW: There is nowhere. I would also buy...
Okay, I will write myself.

My Child is an Introvert by Marty Laney

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97843
 13.05.2014
Now you are healed!

by 22.05.13

In the best of the poor from 26 May 2012:
Dear hockey players of the Russian national team!
Before it’s too late, please eat.
The Football Club"
The hockeys appealed.
Bite footballers and something from them.
are infected.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97842
 13.05.2014
to this
>> A call from a client just called me: "I bought a XXX modem, installed it on a laptop, and he reinstalled Windows for me! Now he asks for the registration key, and in the XX salon they told me that the key was from the one who put Windows on you.
>> I’ve been so excited that I can’t get away.
When will you learn to understand the Jews? He had an unlicensed screw, he connected to the internet, updated and burned that the screw is unlicensed. Now he was sent to the one who put him this screw." 13 years, as an admin.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97841
 13.05.2014
Previously people like you, witches, were burned on fires, and they did right!
People like you, too. ?
The heretics?
and sodomites ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97840
 13.05.2014
Despite the fashion, I will not shave my beard anyway.
I’m an IT-shnik and I’m fucking who was there at Eurovision what he did!!! to
and VSV

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97839
 13.05.2014
A-A-A is my brain.! to
________
Alexander Duma turns unhappy in his grave. Could he have guessed that the name of the beautiful girl from “The Three Musketeers” would be mentioned so often everywhere? The Poor Conchita!
________

Of course, he turns, and how dissatisfied! “Mong Deo and the Thousand Devils, how could I, the miserable, not have thought to call the beautiful girl from the Three Musketeers Conchita – she would now be mentioned in every corner!”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97838
 13.05.2014
Google, after photos with cats, is now full of kindness and adoration))
On my request - "a toothful piece of wool", polently offers "a puffy..." ^__^

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97837
 13.05.2014
This is:

Quote from 2013-05-16 15:50

Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy.

Where are you, the provider?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97836
 13.05.2014
I remember walking with my mother on the street as a child. There was an elderly uncle in the neighboring house, who was looking out the window all the time, and everyone knew him. And then he was gone. I then asked my mother:
Where is that uncle?
He is dead.
What did he die of?
of solitude.

Take care of those you love.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97835
 13.05.2014
Discussion of premature ejaculation in the forum
My girlfriend and her boyfriend had it too.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In other words, with a former guy.
I’m sure I’ve heard of youë :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97834
 13.05.2014
XXX: Let me tell you what you did!? to
YYY: I can’t do it. FB is reading!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I will be reposted!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97833
 13.05.2014
One parent bought himself a computer and a web filter and raised the child correctly, the other parent knows nothing about the Internet and bought the child a computer for games and connected the Internet, no feeb filters he had heard of.

xxx: His child took and bought through the internet of substances because the bright site and there say that from tablets he would be a superhero and after taking those went and dropped the first child from the ladder down his head. The end is clear.

Yyy: If you seriously believe that the internet is to blame, then, sorry, you are an idiot who thinks that the best remedy for diarrhea is to stick in the ass.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97832
 13.05.2014
[18:43:54] xxx: knot and sprinkled
[18:44:11] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am depressed, and you are about food and BDSM.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97831
 13.05.2014
In a working day I can watch up to three new series.
YYY: I don’t have so much time. I am not working.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97830
 13.05.2014
Soon is! For example, I found out who Sasha Gray is from here :)
__________

What does this mean "so"!? to

The first is "he"
And secondly, Alexander Grey, and not somewhere there "Sasha".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97829
 13.05.2014
I have two crazy weeks ahead. So crazy that I put a reminder on the phone that I was getting married. Don’t forget to go to Nashville.

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