Today, the biggest titles are in stupidity.

One of my friends has a five-year-old son who, despite his young age, already knows how to read.
One day he became interested in the home library, found a children's book "Where do children come from" and read it in my mother's absence.
After a while, he comes to his mother’s kitchen and asks:
Are you not going to give birth to your baby anymore?
No, and what then?
It is a pity that the egg is gone.

In order to look good on the beach in the summer, Lucia started feeding her best friend Oxana since the winter.

And in May 2003 at the Eurovision contest there was also a scandal, foreign broadcasting TV channels refused to show a large-scale duo of Tata, because they could kiss during the performance, which would traumatize the psyche of teenagers and impose disgraceful behavior.
Eurovision 2014 showed that wild Russia never limits the cultural European values.

Watching a frick show and being outraged by Frick’s victory is like volunteering to watch House 2 and complaining about the debility of what is happening.

Well yes, I’m also thinking about what to do with almost a month of lovingly growing beard.
YYY: I don’t understand why the men are so upset?
XXX: How do you not understand?? to
XXX: The Boat
This is the only thing in this fucking world that was OUR.
XXX: And he was struck :)
YYY: I honestly don’t understand :)
We accepted that women can vote. Even working in male positions. Even though they are people too. Okay, let our smaller friends be delighted, maybe more delicious borst will cook. Then we reconciled with the borsche from supermarkets and semi-fabricates. Later, we accepted that they could wear jeans, sweat coats, and even fuck themselves and each other. Some of us, men, even like it. Maybe they’re lazy and can’t fuck anyone. Then we agreed that they took everything from us. Absolutely everything. Even the right to drive a car and work in a TAXI. Fuck him. We had the most sacred thing a man had, his scarf, which could have turned into a beard. This distinguished the most vanityful man from the most successful and strong woman. We stole our last jewelry. The last bastion has fallen, the world of men is rolling into tartaras. And most importantly, one of us betrayed us, even if unconventional.

I go on the street. The man who goes in front of him pulls a system block in his hands. But on the face, it can be seen that the processor is dragging.

XX: Please advise modern books.
and Seneca. "Letters to Lucifer"
YYY: very modern.
YYY: It is serious.

// From comments on the hubra:
X: Pedophilia is not information. This is a crime/perversion
Y: You understand, I understand, He understands. And for Valentina Mikhailovna of Samara, any breastfeeding on the screen of the monitor is a reason to close "your whole pub."
Z: And where to vote for the closure of Valentina Mikhailovna from Samara?

In Russia it should be so. A man lives and lives, and suddenly 18 years is a thousand! and gay!! They exist!! O_O

From discussions about the first access to the network.
xxx: I am somewhere in 97, by the coincidence of the circumstances, my father at work got a messy dial-up access, like a number of his colleagues, though the poor didn't get anything, for all these years, because of the poor. I hardly got out of there, because if I get out, another smart man will take the account for a long time. But they had a chance when I got puddles from my mom. The phone was busy. I could never call from school. Fuck, it was a bad time. I remember as a Seas, the jump of the song, which weighed 4 MB, took 50 minutes.
4 MB in 50 minutes. It is optical! I had such a shit internet that it was faster to find Katya Lel and make Mushi-Pussy sing on a dictionary than to download a song.

Deputy Milonov wants to ban Conchite Wurst from entering Russia

Which of the two is worse is another question.

This is:
Lenny is the most dangerous disease. It is transmitted by living with the patient, communicating with him and even simply observing his lifestyle.
Symptoms: a sting in the apartment, a single pack of pellets in the refrigerator, 2 or more empty cups to the right of the monitor, a dried cactus to the left of the monitor, information distrophy of the file. not be treated.
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The familiar symptoms. I was struck by this plague. However, he was healed by a year-long course of miraculous therapy.
The Air and Space Defense Force forever.

Do you really believe that the Eurovision contest is far from politics? Do you really think that the first places are given to the one who sings better?
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The competition, of course, is not quite far from politics, each country "his own" squeezes a little bit, but the first places there are mainly occupied by the principle of "your, see what kind of fist was on the stage!".

Check the news on torrents.
Divide - horror "The Third Dimension of Hell"
In the clamps - the alternative name - "The Devil's Chair".

There was nothing to eat with milk.

Did you pierce your ear?
I was bitten by a cat.

A small coffee shop in the car shop. Cigarettes, juices and water.
I sit and drink coffee.
Behind the sturdy, cute, thick blonde Learcher, slightly over thirty.
A small row, a person six, seven, all try to fool the banal jokes with the buffet. Andryusha, my good acquaintance, in the past a military (working for the third day), comes in, sees the turn, apologizing passes to the stand, says to the buffet: "Silver!", and stretches the table, and looking around it, passes a package of "Parliament" with the words: "Here is a man, briefly and clearly." Andryusha thought a little, looked around Lerochka carefully, and said, "At eight!", without thinking, "At nine!".
In short, Andrew arrived the next morning satisfied and late.

by losfromspace

QQ: The manuscripts do not burn. The worst ones are not drowning.

Learn the match:

to this:

I develop a complex of inferiority to other animals. When the movie will be released, where the superhero will be a man-man?
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And Superman? No, I did not hear.
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Superman is an alien.
But Batman and Iron Man are ordinary people. However, there can be a complex of inferiority because they are smart, charming and rich. Look at the Avengers, in general - there, except for a pair of gods, all people.

Experience tells me that if the toilet cover is closed in the office sorting, it is better not to lift it.