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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97408
 04.05.2014
xxx: Basically, yes, poker marketing is different from casino marketing.
xxx: In a casino, the main customers are debils who consider themselves to be more fortunate than others.
xxx: In poker, the main customers are fools who think they are smarter than others.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97407
 04.05.2014
Pomorin: Ernst shot himself. He shot himself in the tongue.
Gobzter: It is unlikely. He could have hurt his beloved leader.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97406
 04.05.2014
This is happening in Bulgaria:
xxx: I German eBay offers to buy something for my garden :)
Buy yourself a gardener. A German gardener. To come and plant.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97405
 04.05.2014
xxx: Looking only at the disadvantages, you need to find the pros, because even the black square of Malevich contains white spots.
Zzz: And the triangle works on the weekend.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97404
 04.05.2014
You would have led Gandhi to murder.
and no.
Do you know who Gandhi is?
This is the movie Crocodile Gandhi.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97403
 04.05.2014
How do you celebrate the holidays?

She eats at home

He: What is that sad?

She is a lonely cowboy.
Stupid and hysterical. No one needs it 😉 😉 😉

He is : thou! You are at the address.

Do you have a shelter for such people?

He: No, just a lonely horse :rofl*

There is no ipodrome.
Spring, you know

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97402
 04.05.2014
pleased to have another contact)

Don’t trust them, they can kill you.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97401
 04.05.2014
Seberya: Why do the princesses of fantasy (Arwen of the Lord of the Rings, Jennifer of the Witchman, Keithan of Mortal Kombat), who are 200 years old, not only retain the appearance of a twenty-year-old girl, but also the desire to cuddle for young warriors, while the years lived had to kill the youthful caprices of these wise grandmothers?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97400
 04.05.2014
I bought a motorcycle C650. The first reaction "Oh you, she can shoot! You can even distinguish the face in the photo. Cheers to you!" Next was the Nokia 3230 - "Ogo, photo up to 1.3 MP, what cool quality! It can be printed!" Nokia 5800 - "Kruto, 3.2 MP, autofocus... shoots very well". Sonic arc 2011 - up to 8MP, autofocus, flash, steep matrix. It is not bad." Samsung Galaxy c3 – All the same 8MP, all the same autofocus. Yes, she still knows how to shoot, right? Quality as quality, nothing special."
xxx: I bought the Olympus system photocopy, the physical matrix more than in all the phones that were combined, the lens is incomparable with the phone eyeglasses, the automatic / scenes / manual settings, a bunch of presets, options... "Fuck, what is so figured? No money for a normal camera? No noise, no soap, no sharpness, no flowers. Throw away this guano, don’t be ashamed!"
Either return my Nokia 3230 or put your hands back on your shoulders.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97399
 04.05.2014
The Gods of the Net!! May your blessing shine upon me, and may the rights of the admin descend upon me. I will organize a Crusade in your honour and cleanse this resource from all heresy, such as the rhetoric of the private life of the fox and the stamps. And will begin to come here dedicated and will post it humor and... and just good humor >__< Let it be so!! by admin!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97398
 04.05.2014
Here's a new girl from Nicole
Beautiful, smart and young
He works in a bank and has a car.
in the gym, jumping, shaving the vagina
How not to suck the dust.
Money will always help. not question
I don’t like Michael’s songs.
Leeds are absolutely uninteresting.
Her heads do not suffer from pain.
Everything that matters is important to the car.
He doesn’t look at other men.
Great cooking with oats.
In the meantime, it doesn’t ruin at all.
Strong, fresh and active in bed
The whole house, the whole house and the whole house.

I think Colin is kidding...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97397
 03.05.2014
I got a drink of juice at night. My husband opened his eyes and looked at me. I say to him "Do you want a juice?" he turns back sharply with the words "No shit!". I asked him in the morning what it was. “At night, you’re in the fridge and you’re frightened and you’re saying, ‘What are you, shit?’ How do I react?"

[ + 22 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97396
 03.05.2014
In waiting for questions and answers:
Tell a blind-deaf zombie named Kiselyov. What specific actions of Russia destabilize Ukraine? They do well without us.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97395
 03.05.2014
I called the bank and offered a loan.
I refused under the pretext that I didn’t need anything.
I asked, how do you say, right? Absolutely nothing?
He explained that he has reached full enlightenment.
He dropped the phone.

by kincajou

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №97394
 03.05.2014
I work in a small TC, under the side of a ATM, in which mobile communication can be paid without interest. Well about the fact that my money ended I understood when the SMS stopped going and according to the law of wickedness - important SMS. I throw everything, I run to this ATM, fucking, the girl is standing, young, the eyes glimpse in him. I stand up behind her, wait and look at the edge of my eyes - what she is doing there, well, I hurry. On the screen, select the amount and an empty window to enter your amount. This idiot in his finger, I understand too accustomed to the iPhone. I tell her - the keyboard below, enter the amount. Okay, it comes in, it runs, again the eyes lump. I say - press the input, then complete the operation. I think for a long time, but still thumbs what I said, on the screen the inscription that said, all cool, take your card otherwise in 45 seconds the ATM will eat the card and you will have to contact the bank. It is stupid. I say to her, girl, take the map, out she rolls. By then, she had been stuck for 15 seconds, and instead of following my advice, she suddenly turned to me and began to carry some kind of ahina, like "that you are so nervous that you are rushing me, and in general that you stood up behind my back, go away, etc. And so on until the ATM has not whispered and pulled her card into itself. I have not roasted so long. This was the rose she had. When I told her through laughter that the nearest departments would not start working before Monday, it had to be seen.

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97393
 03.05.2014
According to Japanese history textbooks, it is difficult to understand who and how used nuclear weapons, the country is depersonalized, Japanese youth perceives atomic bombing as an inevitable evil, many believe that atomic bombing is the work of the USSR. The theme of World War II is practically ignored and not studied.

Something suggests that your knowledge of Japanese school textbooks dates back to several patriotic sites and forums that post each other the same stuff.

Several years ago, the Japanese removed from the program the description of the atrocities of the Japanese military in the occupied territories. This caused a lot of protests. Even in Japan, this cannot be hidden from children.
The theme of World War II, if so, is about us. And it is replaced by the theme of the Great Patriotic, and with a colorful description of heroism and without consideration of those issues that can have more than one interpretation. And it is our graduates have no idea that the World War is not just a war between two countries in Europe.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97392
 03.05.2014
Ohhh... to warm up! I’ve seen shakes advertising on the box, such as "bla, bla, it seems that regular toothpaste cleans well, but look, there’s a bacterial plaque".
Q: Is this how you need to look to see a bacterial plaque?
Go into your mouth with an electronic microscope? O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97391
 03.05.2014
Now I ask Yandex: What to see in Ust-Kamenogorsk? Yandex answers: Now you can check out the weather forecast for the week in Chornomorsk.
Actually exhaustive. The problem with the trip was resolved, the weather forecast did not work out without us.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97390
 03.05.2014
You are here writing about various "blinds" and other wonders of the human race. I was hanging for a few minutes when a man wrote to me "I need to do this out of the lift". I thought long. It turns out, "square".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97389
 03.05.2014
I plushed:
here here :
Prometheus gave people fire. He was tied to a rock.
Danko illuminated the way for the lost. He was destroyed.
Jesus brought salvation to the soul. He was crucified.
Lincoln liberated the slaves. He was shot.
I wanted to do something good for people.
and----
What about people here? All four heroes did what was not beneficial to those with power: they gave more freedom to slaves. For what they got.
— — —
And Alexander II. He abolished serfdom and was killed in a terrorist attack.

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