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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95667
 22.03.2014
Serg: Recently I have a growing opinion that the joke about the exacerbation of schizophrenia in the spring is not a joke.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95666
 22.03.2014
In one of the forums, such as where to buy:

You can use the search engine and choose where you are more comfortable (nearer, cheaper) to buy. It is difficult to advise without knowing the region, Russia is big, the territory is growing.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95665
 22.03.2014
There was such in Gaida, for example, namely - "Timor and his team"

It is...

Go to!! The Fucks!! and so on!! In the school

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95664
 22.03.2014
to this:

"From the hubra, discussion of the dreams of the Aitishnikovs:

Ernillew: It’s nothing, I woke up somehow, told my wife that I dreamed that Nagios a crash of one of the servers, but only in the mail, I repaired the server and went back to sleep. The wife replied, "You got up around three o'clock at night, said that the server fell, looked at the mail, broke up, picked up the server and lay back."
That is to say, I got a message from Nagios somehow in a dream and raised everything no longer in a dream :)
Checked the logs, all true, the server really fell, really nothing came on the mobile, really got up without waking up :)"

There was a time, I worked in technical support - could at any time call and pull me out, even from the bed, to fix the problem. They often did so. It came to the fact that I woke up 1-2 minutes before the call, and no matter who called (in the case or not). After the dismissal, the prediction disappeared.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95663
 21.03.2014
I am Russian. I am not afraid of the war with Ukraine, because I know for sure that I will not even target my brothers, let alone to press the trigger hook. I agree with everyone I know.
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Per I will upset you, only the gamadrils weaponizing "Glory to Ukraine" won’t be so sentimental. Sasha White was killed.
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If a drunk neighbor strikes me with a tail, I will try to kill him. It does not matter whether he praises God or the color of his skin.
But I do not understand why I should go and kill a neighbor if he is standing in his yard with his tail and speaks out loud about the moral qualities of the wife who changed him. Especially when I know for sure that she really cheated and I liked it (so how many years I sought it :).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95662
 21.03.2014
Erin: Well who do you need to be to write "Novichok"?? to
Olga as a girl

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95661
 21.03.2014
Preamble: The wife has some kind of night cream for the face of brown color, which she periodically squeezes.
Fabula: Yesterday evening played in the Russian foreign policy.
She was Baraka with a brown face, and I, as a guarantor of the Constitution, imposed sanctions on her. The dog, not allowed into the room at the same time, depicted the EU pulling, crawling in the door and demanding that his opinion be taken into account.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95660
 21.03.2014
XHH: Sometimes the hell dragged me to re-read the old book of Bremen, namely the book about insects. A lot of joy has already been delivered by the content, where all kinds of creatures are listed: a German sucking multi-foot, a square carapuzik, a topper-notopyr and others.
The main text was also not pushed. It is good in style and content. I’ll give you two murderous quotes:
1st Some chopsticks, having caught the acne, immediately swallow it whole. But the snake-like fish does not lose the presence of the spirit in such a disaster and after a few minutes appears again in the light of God, slipping out of the rectal hole, thus breaking through the entire intestinal canal. Having noticed such an unexpected new prey, the captive again swallows the straw, but with the same success.

Tagged with: anal acrobat
Have you heard the Viagra song "Try Number Five"? There are five attempts, one fish.

HHH: I will be happy with you. 2nd Aphodius is widespread throughout the world, mainly in the temperate and cold countries of Europe. In a warm summer evening, they fly over the ground around rubbish and rubbish heaps. These are very sharp fun creatures that lay eggs straight into the hive and therefore have more leisure.

It was a control shot in the head.
Wauu: bianks and spiders rest from such a natural description)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95659
 21.03.2014
At six in the morning, my husband can’t sleep. I suggest him to count sheep or elephants.
I’d rather count my breasts.
Imagine your breasts swimming slowly through the sky.
Separate from the body?
Well, then imagine that the naked breasts slowly pass by.
... and where are they going?
at the sunset.
Why are they naked?
On the beach, the toples were sunny and now they are back home.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95658
 21.03.2014
111: an old quote, but an eternal journey))
"xxx: I can’t wait for social networks to get into the cars. He dropped such a traffic jamming on the side and said: "14 people think you're a hooligan.""
222: and this inscription on his special board on the car highlighted!!!! to
111: Running line on the forehead
222: and that he himself might not see it, and that those around him might enjoy it!
111: then just the inscription "huylo" and col-vo likes

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95657
 21.03.2014
xxx: The cat hit the corner, and to solve this problem was acquired "Antigadin". A pleasantly scented lemon spray was sprayed over one of her freshly washed labels. The cat approached, asked, smelled and left. And after some time after the spray, all the people in the apartment began to tear their eyes, we sneezed, coughed, in short, the effect was like from a pepper bubble. And the cat, even if henna, pofig at all, did not even squeeze. Now we have a human "Antigadin". It is a pity that it cannot be sprayed in the entrance so that the wild, untrained people do not suck there anymore.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95656
 21.03.2014
Let’s close the topic finally!! We dig up the Crimean crossroads and bury the Kerch Strait!? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95655
 21.03.2014
I want the whole world to fall to my feet.
Are you not afraid that he will give it to you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95654
 21.03.2014
How can you give a wife with four children a rest?? to
YYY: Do a couple more. Then she will realize that she wasn’t tired at four.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95653
 21.03.2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Friends are asking for help with the organization of Birthday. 10 people
200 thousand Ruby, who is interested?
Yyy: And it’s stupid to go for that sum – does the soul not accept it?
You just questioned the entire event industry.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95652
 21.03.2014
The husband:
US imposes sanctions on Russia over iPad
A child passionately pressed to the chest:
Will they not take away?? to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95651
 21.03.2014
Citizens of another country are not entitled to pension
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Oh well on? Who told you that?

That is, a person has worked all his life, credited to pension funds, and here because of geopolitical events outside his control, someone rushes to press away from the elderly honestly earned piece of bread and funeral?

It’s like a mortgage – you paid for a house/apartment for several years, bought it out entirely, and then changed citizenship, you mean that a person’s property is confiscated, not allowed to sell. and Brad.

I will not say millions - but thousands of people in the civilized world, changing their citizenship, for one reason or another, retain their rights to retirement, simply transfer it to the bank of the country in which they live.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №95650
 21.03.2014
Commentary on the photo of the actress in the VK:
Different types of breasts? Or seemed...
WOW: In my breasts, girls are different from nature, right?
Fuck, you ruined my life! My breasts are symmetrical.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95649
 21.03.2014
I sit behind the compass, I work. She goes to the dentist and asks:
Will you accompany me?
He went out to her in the hallway under the "Farewell to the Slavic".

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №95648
 21.03.2014
Did you know that Gary Oldman played Beethoven? O_O
Uncle Pec0s: A dog? O_O

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