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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94667
 01.03.2014
What is the difference between a synthetic colorant or flavor from an identical natural colorant?
There is no soul in it!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94666
 01.03.2014
I recently heard a conversation of two aunts, one of them all complained about life.In all the fault of the government - that the rolls of the foil for baking are less steel, quickly ends, and that the son at night, when he sits at the computer, coughes heavily... )))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №94665
 01.03.2014
It seems, you can probably assume that, of course, the folded, undoubtedly, dofiga, but, of course, by all, I think, the rules.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94664
 01.03.2014
YYY: Did you see the news?
YYY: the draft law developed and introduced by the referrals will allow in a simplified manner to include parts of a foreign state in Russia
Without the law, this cannot be done.
YYY: What if it were illegal.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94663
 01.03.2014
Every year on February 23, I have the feeling that I take a loan against my will, and in 2 weeks to pay back with interest.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94662
 01.03.2014
One head is good, and two is better... when you cook cold food for a wedding.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94661
 01.03.2014
Q: How are you driving?
Well... not bad. Especially turns) and I brake just divinely))
A clear pen. The last phrase is your life motto.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94660
 01.03.2014
If you have a medical encyclopedia at home and a smart wife, then she, refusing you in intimacy, will never repeat "I have a headache", but will surprise you with such illnesses that you have never heard of.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94659
 01.03.2014
I think with the head, not the brain.! to
YYY – It is normal! A lot of women do that!!! to

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94658
 01.03.2014
by Marina (11:52) :
I wish her to recover soon.

Tagged with (11:51) :
Yoda teacher is proud of your speech

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94657
 01.03.2014
Where are Ukrainian prostitutes in Moscow today? I want to fulfill imperial ambitions.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94656
 01.03.2014
My friend just burned. Read the news "The awarding of the Olympians" (the Mercer were awarded if they were) and comes to the photos, where Yulia Lipnitskaya sits in the iron horse presented to her": "Yes! I did not understand! What kind of car is it?! She is only fifteen years old! She should have given me a chair!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94655
 01.03.2014
aaa: Did you get the text of the new order on the bandwidth mode from the security service?
BBB: Yes, I have read it already. and Blaze.
aaa: I know, but it is necessary to schedule for acquaintance, there is a date on the turn of the blacklist.
BBB: Yes, he and without my autograph painted on the whole head

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94654
 28.02.2014
– – – – –
was unattended. I learned to look after myself, smell good, dress decently, smile pleasantly. They say I am too good.
** by
and WRUT. Polite kindly. Think another. Maybe you’re boring or you’re cuddling with tea? Sex 12 cm and 2 minutes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94653
 28.02.2014
Lena has an intimate place – like the entrance to the subway. Money is there, welcome.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94652
 28.02.2014
News on a major Kazakh car portal: "A major accident involving a hundred cars occurred last Thursday in the Canadian province of Ontario.

Comment: Soon in the markets of Almaty, not beaten, not painted!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94651
 28.02.2014
What a beauty that blooms. A woman, of course, is multifunctional: and will support itself in order (otherwise no one likes it), and take care of their neighbors (otherwise she is in need of anyone at all), and the men closest must wash and dress (even when they resist, that clean socks matching the color is a sign of gayness), she among her girlfriends a suitable couple to look for, and has not yet found (there is no hurry) - herself intimately "in friendship" to serve, and then Mr. - pleases a good guy from unconstructedness! And at the same time, of course, provide yourself and your family - so that for your own couple not to be a "parasite that sits on your neck." True, your couple such a touching care for your neighbor anyway, gently speaking, will not have to...
But a man can only do one thing - but it is one thing in perfection and absolute! What a blasphemy to demand that a computer genius even shoes could clean himself.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94650
 28.02.2014
There are three: he, she and the cat.
He – What are you doing?
It is an erotic massage.
Well, the cat is up.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94649
 28.02.2014
Conversation with a drunk husband (drunk not at all and not on time, agreed in advance for this time to go on business):
M: Well, you’re screaming, I don’t understand your claims anyway, let’s talk when I dry up...
Half an hour later, I got out of bed.
OK, I drink now, or I’ll be ashamed later.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94648
 28.02.2014
A picture of a cat and a tiger.
Commentary :
thank you, not about Ukraine, now cats in the deficit on the internet

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