Scotchicism: “Everything that cannot be repaired with Scotch does not have existence.”

The Portable:

Today the material is broken.
My worldview, when I said
Paper glue is liquid glass.
O_O

Not for paper, but for paper. On the packaging it is called office, and so generally silicate. Accordingly, made on the basis of silicon, glass is also made of silicon. This is why it is called liquid glass. However, lessons in school are better not to walk.

There was a strain at a dog exhibition, stopped near one ring. The ring was run by happy dogs with their owners (or not with their owners, but 99% of them were girls), followed by a judge whitened with grays. watched for a long time. As a result, he gave the first place to the dog whose owner had the largest breasts.

"A lawyer with a prize, he almost signed the entire contract on a lam!"

I work with a major contractor. They needed a specialized software. The disk and key protection is such, a flash drive. For 2.5 months, their legal department made me brains - composed and reworked the contract, then they required a certificate for software, which we did not issue, then they demand confirmation of the transfer of rights, simple accounting documents of purchase and sale are not suitable... But I still do not have this invaluable maculature, and it will not be. They still need the software. The result - after 2.5 months they still buy it, exactly in the setup that I originally sounded. 14,000 is more expensive. Courses have risen and prices have risen. Here is the real loss from the activity of these parasites, in monetary terms. But - a valuable employee, protecting the interests of the company, yes.and (

A: What is the average speed of 8 dogs pulling the sails with a human?
bbb: The average speed on different distances can be very different, but about 20-30 km/h for fresh dogs.
ccc: And what is the average distance they can travel on one charge? How much is the distance increased by a parallel connection?
ddd: Can I put a larger battery? Is an alternative server available? Did you fix the bug, when while driving they make strange sounds, something like "af! The AFF! The AFF!”

This is how you read the news on the Ukrainian portal that they all have gas well, there is still, so to speak, powder in powders, and then you look at the list below of other articles from this portal - and there are giant squats feeding on deer, and a base of aliens on the Moon.

Friend, to the cathrom in the bus are sitting in the last row, K. Saimak has a story "The Ring around the Sun", so there the main character has the same stuff - in the end he learns that he is a robot, and people simply subconsciously felt that something was wrong with him.
Dimelo

#8 Create a hobby
XXX: Take the Hammer
YYY: I can’t keep track of myself. Where do I go to the hammer
He only has to give food and everything.
I forgot to feed myself.
XXX: The Fish
They will just die silently.

The modern Russian army now includes five types of troops: land, air, naval, missile and space and polite troops.

Monuments two=) One "Fatherland-mother" in Kiev, another "Fatherland-mother calls" in Volgograd=)
His croton.

It is intolerable! Motherland is an image that was used both in time and after the Great Patriotic Soviet propaganda. Thro the former USSR and even beyond it, there are far more than 2. Volgograd is the most popular, Kiev is the largest.
Volgogradz

The word “can’t” is the entire vocabulary of Conscience.

A friend once asked me to hack the password from the server. The ex-admin left without leaving any data. I found a program that shows the password behind the stars, installed, enabled - nifiga! All the same stars. I found another one – the stars again... Only a day later I realized that the password was 12 stars!

and Barack Obama:
Do you need Alaska? Take it! But note that in response to this we will freeze the accounts of five other Russian officials!

Before you start a relationship with someone, make sure it’s not me.

I am a Scottish girl. I am easy to buy, difficult to notice and impossible to take away.

The question of how to write - "in Ukraine" or "in Ukraine", slowly falls away by itself.
Read more about "In Russia"

Timofey
It is in communion.
Timofey
Here they put the sweethearts, Indian music, and fell asleep
Timofey
The cactus was placed on the floor, and the cactus was placed on the floor.
Timofey
And then the guys told, come in, do not breathe in the room, the monsoon is playing, in the center of the cactus
Timofey
Two bodies in beds.
Timofey
and drug addicts)

I write and cry. The people!! If you ever see a cactus falling from a shelf... don’t catch it!!! In any case!! Let yourself fall...

From the designer and designer:
The carpenter: Once again, you’ll take such a rough border and I’ll come to you at night with soap and rope.
I will hang myself.
In front of your eyes
To make you feel ashamed.

Here's what you think will happen if you plug the enabled vacuum cleaner into your eye
...
Fuck it...
The blue? 😉
WOWU-UHU
Congratulations to you 12.
What did you congratulate me with?
I congratulated myself - today I am going to record the number of idiots in the contact list.