When Lady Gaga grows old, it will get bored and no one will need it - let it take the nickname "b/u Gaga".

The young man arrived after 2 weeks of leave with his parents, SMS literally :)
Q: Who ate my salad? What about the mirror? by 09:20
R: Who did you bring? by 09:22
Q: Who got into my computer? by 09:25
Q: This subscriber called 1 time, the last time it was today at 09:27.
Q: Where is my second toro??? by 09:54

I like to fuck lawyers.
Me and the client.
I - term 1 week, position for three days in reserve, can not hold for a long time, deficit
K is Without a contract to pay.
2 weeks of writing a contract, all their lawyers are not so
They signed and...
The store is empty, 16 weeks.

K is So this is the draft agreement???? to
I'm happy to get lost, I can't sign it anymore!!!! to
I have a separate translation!!! to

The result of the work of a lawyer - I am without a margin, a factory without a plan, a craftsman without a premium!! to
A lawyer?? to
A lawyer with a prize, he almost signed the entire contract!

of expensive employers.

The employer sent me a letter.
xxx: "I have a lot of links to different websites, etc. and etc.
I worked with cocos and they struck me with them.
Could you remove them?"
Xxx (facepalm)
YYY: What is happening here?
I thought on Friday too.
xxx: then asked the leading questions on the topic, what is the "website "
xxx: and when I opened the letter, I first read "I have in my pulse" and thought "What, bleat?and "
Yyy: I was more interested in his cooperation with cocos

Response to YAM
Disadvantages: I have a small carpet with an abstraction on a space theme (in the style of the 60s), it’s very dark, under the starry sky, with a bright yellow spot in the center. The first time quite often found it in the center of this spot, although some of the rooms were not cleaned. The robot complainingly asked (in English) to move it from here... Then he understood - it is working sensors to prevent falling from the steps - the size of the yellow spot is slightly larger than the robot and if he managed to enter it entirely, then he thought that around the gap has formed... While it is necessary before leaving this spot to put a hanger - it does not let him get to the spot entirely...

In the subway, two guys enter the car, who, judging by the conversation, could not find each other for a long time because of the crowd. One to another:
- Here are the bears, there are the baclans. You are two in one!

The Crimean mothers wrote:

"And we started wind turbines, the shells reduced the supply of electricity by 50%. We were in Balaklava yesterday from 8 to 9:30 p.m. with candles. The gadgets didn’t work, stories were told in turn, even children, it was so great! Leave it off for a while :gy:"

The observing.

The greater the shortage of fuel, mineral raw materials, land and fresh water human civilization will face, the more greedy views will be towards Russia.

We have nothing to regret. See how much you want.

VadimoV: Well, I understood that Russia had to strangle the Tatars, Ukrainians and Russians in Crimea, that they would cut each other over, then bomb Kiev, but not Crimea, and only then make the Crimea a Kosovo option, such a strangle would be welcomed by the world community unambiguously. And the referendum is peaceful, it is not the right decision on the part of Crimeans and Russia, because it is not like everyone else.

I also share the observation:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
to this:
Progress is not standing still...
Now you will not be surprised by a person who goes and does something on the phone.
XHH: And today I saw a man who goes and plays on the tablet!
___________________________________________
And how does a man go and from the smaragd the fallen server raises - did you not see?
Nothing is)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
When I walked from universe to metre, a guy on rolls was on the meeting (!) And holding one hand in front of you!! With the other hand, I quickly printed something looking at the screen and not looking at the drug at all. He was late for defence.

A strong hand is needed by those with a weak head, or those with a weak potency. and c)

VKontakte picture with quote: "One time a year go where you have not been".
For example, for couples...

All the books are recommended to read.)
In my opinion, there is no better antidepressant than the book "Three in a Boat" without counting the dog. by Jerome K. and Jerome. No matter what bad mood, read a couple of pages and it all passes))))) And you start to smile!!! to
My dad read it to me at 10 when I was sick. Now I read it to my son. I’ve read it so many times – not counting ? And it’s always funny and unrealistic!!! To tears and hysteria!! Like Uncle Podger painted a painting. Or is. How Montmorency fought with the teaser. Or, How They Cooked Irish Rough...
Read it, you will not regret it.)
Everyone is in a good mood! ?! to

Alexander: Yesterday my grandmother called, said that I shouldn’t go to war with the shrimp))))
Feather : ) ) is a
Alexandra : and so ))
Russia 24
Would you not go?
Alexander: Well, the bastard said, so he wanted it.

Who’t say anything about traffic jams on meetings, tram routes, etc. I stand every day in a probation on the street of Liberty before the congress on the Volokolamku in the center. And every day on the left of the traffic jams around the roads are those whose “wife is giving birth,” “the airport is rushing,” “the work is burning,” and so on. As a result, the main stream moves many times slower due to the fact that they are stuck in this stream before the escape.
So, I did not miss such and I will not miss back on the road and if they climb - I will beat. Because of them every day in this same traffic jams and ambulances. And those who think that the trams and ambulances are standing because I don’t let the shrinkers and create traffic jams – they go through the woods. Or let us generally block the main stream so that the circles do not hinder the movement, don't give god the tram will become a traffic jamming.

Now when they knock on my door and press the button of the call, they run out of the current and the light is cut off. I will always find out that someone has come to me, but these people will think about bothering me or not.

You are a chronic idiot!

Cats everywhere and everywhere
Pulling your nose.
If the nose does not pass
Nose
© B0JI muzz Oleg Oleg /post. and Yenou

Stop posting dialogues with your husbands, you insult my feeling of loneliness.

[23:17:48] Stardisk: Hurra, the shindows stood up
[23:17:57] Saturn_[Z]: Yay!
[23:22:58] Stardisk: Taax
Stardisk: Ohuenno
[23:23:06] Stardisk: no network, no sound, no video
[23:23:23] Saturn_[Z]: Populated by bytes.

from JJ:

I also think that this man is with a point on clean. Maybe not even a point. And really such a maniac, at home he has sterility, and in the refrigerator the head of the former neighbor, who once on the balcony ashes crushed accidentally.