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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95767
 24.03.2014
What a good people we have.
The fool has jumped out to the encounter - there will surely be someone who will find an excuse. "Woman is giving birth, late to the airport" and so on.
Here is no exception - and about Toyota's problems with the gas pedal remembered, and the version about refusing the brake and grandmother, who urgently needs to go to the hospital.
I do not know where the grandmother was actually taken, as it is not cynical, but they brought her to the hospital.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95766
 24.03.2014
Comments on the subject
The last ship of the Ukrainian Navy in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag

The American ship in time with the Black Sea or would also raise the Russian flag.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95765
 24.03.2014
I have a cat and a cat. A cat is a small, pessimistic creature, almost a mouse, can even feed, and the cat, on the contrary, is not a Maine Coon, but there are paws, chopsticks and tails, a rather large specimen. So, when they sleep together, the cat hugs the cat with a fist, pressing to himself, just like a plush toy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95764
 24.03.2014
Per three generations of families living in the same house are overwhelming.
My daughter is screaming at me, angry that I’m screaming at my mother.
Oh my mother fucking! I eat, I eat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95763
 24.03.2014
About the boy, whose name was Eziki and the ring metro, is Vladislav Krapivin "Zastava on the anchor field". He has a lot of positive pleasant works, great for adults and children.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95762
 24.03.2014
In the spring, the little girls are smoothly transformed into little girls.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95761
 24.03.2014
That’s what... they told me about Darwin’s theory at the year 4, in the zoo, I remember the case was... So I ask – and grandma Zhenya came from a monkey? The mother was rotting, no, she said, it was many generations ago... I—that is, the grandmother of Gal? (She is 10 years older)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95760
 24.03.2014
Waiting for the start of the job interview was not worth reading "The Castle" of Kafka.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95759
 24.03.2014
When I moved to the U.S. in 2003, my son was 14, and he went to midschool. So that you don't worry about Russia - I had to do it every night, so poor level of teaching there. The textbooks, yes - the beauty, on the look paper, with pictures, everything is explained by slanges as for fools (blink, and they are there), but what is given there - mother does not burn, so it was not just to teach, but to re-teach.
So do not worry. This is a global problem, not just Russian.

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and Ura. The problem of education has been solved. Not only for us, it was easier now.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95758
 24.03.2014
Lolsus: by the way, they sell software at a nice price ;)
Marfin: PS... interested in a bit of legal software?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №95757
 24.03.2014
We girls have two problems: who is to blame and what to wear.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95756
 24.03.2014
Officially, the Ukrainian Navy now has 2 ships and 11 admirals.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95755
 24.03.2014
attempts to independence of Ukraine. It looks like it in the eyes of the people :))))
A Ukrainian man married a Russian woman.
The father gives the guy instructions before the wedding night: You must take your Russian wife on your arms and take it to bed, show how strong Ukraine is.
Then you have to dress up and show how beautiful Ukraine is.

Here, from the neighboring room, the grandfather screams, and then begins to whisper that she would see how independent Ukraine is!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95754
 24.03.2014
xxx: Do you remember when we were sitting on Thursday, Oleg was still in the bathroom for a long time?
He installed my hidden camera! :) How I knew! found today
Nify to yourself! This is the coward!!! to
I just love it! ?
You have gone out of mind! You have to write a statement to him, let the grandmother pay!!! This is disgusting
Oh no, you listen to me. This is when I threw the cover with the ricashette and it super perfectly fell in place, I was still upset that all this always happens only when nobody sees. Remember I told you? It was recorded on the video! ? Oh yeah yeah! ? It is cool, yes? :D
I’m there in some trousers, but the quality is good! ?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95753
 24.03.2014
Politics is made up of stupid and ugly people. stupid in the opposition, stupid in the opposition. The stupid struggle to be ugly, and the ugly do not want to be stupid.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №95752
 24.03.2014
By the way, among the semi-wild African tribes there is a belief that a gorilla monkey is also a human being. Only very intelligent – specifically does not talk, and therefore white people do not force him to work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95751
 24.03.2014
xxx: [14:09:17] yyy: well and at the same time we will keep on the float project
xxx: to the fucking ((:
XXX: The Lamb

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95750
 24.03.2014
I sit down in the morning, I eat breakfast, and I remember that at night, already in the middle of my sleep, I was illuminated by a muse and I wrote some beautiful poem, I even remember that I got up and recorded.
xxx: trying to understand whether I dreamed or not, I go to the table, and there is a real paper with a four-piece! I’ve been reading, I’ve been reading for half a day now. :)
Quote me, not Tom!
xxx: he himself asked, in compliance with the authorship:
The xxx:
I was driving with the shit.
The track has been long gone.
Direct route to our house.
What shall we do?
The Hippodrom!! to
In my dream I felt like I was a new Lermontov :)
Yyy: Dima, it’s shit, we have the whole office under the table, why are you like that?! )))))))))))0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95749
 24.03.2014
Discussion of the game in Steam:

Tzimtzum: This game has consistently made me a coward, a traitor, a fool and a murderer.
Recommend to all

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95748
 24.03.2014
Russian Ambassador to the European Union Vladimir Chizhov jokingly advised U.S. Senator John McCain to “follow Alaska” during Sunday’s show “The Andrew Marra Show” on BBC One.

Speaker Andrew Marr mentioned Senator McCain’s words that “Moldova will be the next country that could join the Russian Federation. “Follow Moldova!” the leader quoted the senator.

In response, Chizhov replied, "Tell McCain - let him watch Alaska" and added that "Alaska was part of Russia." Marr noted that it was a very "terrifying thought", after which Chizhov clarified that it was a joke.

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