from JJ:
The Metro. Not a peak hour, but the people are superb. The entering grandmother (an ancient Slavic coat, cloth, bag-avoska and veil) immediately give up their place. Grandma with a bright smile gets stuck in the corner and begins to hang. Whether it’s socks or baby pants: from my point of view, the item coming out of her hand will be quite suitable for the roarshah test. The audience gently looks at her, recalling something bright from her childhood - a house in the village, candy cakes, walks to the zoo and eggs.
Suddenly an idyllic phone call runs. and mobile. The melodies seem to be somewhat new. The Godfather, without breaking away from the strap, gets a pipe out of the avocado and speaks to the whole wagon: "Lyala! The Doll! I go! Don’t buy a lot of vodka, I’m with you! Take two, two cups - fucking we will feed the neighbors! and no coupe - only luxury, we are no longer at that age".
There is no scene. I can’t stop, I get out of the car. My shoulders are shaking in silent grief.

Ex-pert: Judging by our game. In Ireland, Kerzhakov bit the whole team. Now they are crawling together :)

Previously, in order to release the toilet, it was necessary to turn off the light in it. Now you need to turn off the router.

What I like about Huber - nonsense is not understandable, but terribly interesting!

Research has shown that daily cycling makes you more offensive than the rest of the population!

Comments on Prohibitions. Prohibition of mention in the media and on the Internet of methods and technologies of manufacture of explosives and explosive devices

How do I know what to mix?
You don’t know what can’t be confused. Therefore, in order to avoid violations and punishment, you are obliged not to engage in anything even closely similar. Bring the Cross!
The cross is not possible, it is an insult to the feelings of believers. Pick up triangles.

A: Listen, and how did it happen that the Academy of RWSN became the name of Peter the Great? Was it someone else’s name?
A: Is this the one on the shore next to the Load?
F: Yes Yes
F: It was her. Red Flag or the Order of Lenin
A: Fool, found the main rocket driver
A: It would be called Ciolkovsky, or some Undelin, or Queen...
F: No, well fireworks with it in Russia have become popular :)

XXX is wow! I have two windows with you! I am writing the first!
XXX: And now the second!
The Idiot XDDD
YYY: Did they both come? XD is

They wrote here:

There were, of course, twists at the time... But at least anyone can imagine that now, with the contemporary oligarchs, they could do so??? It would be..."

So no, dear fellow citizens. I have already received these honors once. He took the Chodor, exemplaryly planted it, wrapped it - picked out in favor of the state... and what? Did anyone say thank you? Time is straight. Now these same people are praying to him, calling him a "prisoner of conscience", "police prisoner"... I will not do this a second time. Now deal with the other oligarchs yourself.

Sincerely yours.
by Vladimir.

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We went somewhere in the car to ride. I decided to make the girl pleasant, bought a flower, put it in a barbecue, closed it not to the end, you need to go to the barbecue, he opens himself and there is a flower, unexpectedly pleasant, in general, everything should go cool. And so I meet her, we go, I see the cat, I rush, I cut off the bumper... EPIC FAIL
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Say thank you! I hid a flower under a goose, and it fell on a cage... his mother...
I got another 10 minutes on the mouth of them, with the blasphemy that I was such a cattle other to give him forgot and now I am just scratched by a surprise...

I work in the promos. Local gastarbayters today burn old boards and other garbage. Therefore, the whole office was filled with smoke and fire, and ashes were flying. And now the complete finish: the sun stretched with clouds, suddenly darkened and the siren swung... I am afraid to go out on the street of Silent Hill!

Youth passes, but development is eternal, you need to develop, not stand still. All those bars of one day, listened and forgot. In English, this is pop music. Shakespeare, Bach, and Tchaikovsky are forever.
YYY: Okay, I have agreed. Listen to Shakespeare.

xxx: You can’t blow up the untouchable?
Yyy: I can, but I’m nervous when I blow.

Modern television does not educate the younger generation at all.I tell the child:
Do you know who Chuck Norris is?
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. This cannot be determined. That is the definition...

Hello, are you at work?
WOW : Yes.
Q: Are you busy?
WOW: It’s hard to say, but I’m busy at work :(

I speak French with a student. I told her a little story about how she spent the weekend.
I had dr. I got Swarovski earrings. My friend asked me to move. We went to the bar. There was a stumbling. Then she lost one of her eyebrows.
Listen, and what will be "suka" in French?? to

xxx: Who will tell you - Incognito mode in Chrome allows you to hide "crawling" on the internet from the sysadmines in the company?
No, but a bottle of vodka helps!

Grandfather, who went with villas against the automakers, order should be given and housing not in an abandoned village.

The city is not small, but provincial. So if it is written on the fence: "Ela and Dasha - prostitutes!", then half the city not only knows who is talking about and who wrote, but will also tell the price and give the phone number.

Det: I went to Davecha for lunch at Wasabi (a sushi run in London). I sit and eat.
Next to me sits a decent look of a Negro in a costume and a tie. He, like me, bought a large set of sushi.
Det: And then something completely out of the line happened.
Det: He abundantly poured sushi with soy sauce, carefully mixed them to a homogeneous mass and became a fork to eat.
It may be necessary to be born a Negro without our stereotypes and complexes to understand.
Det: that sushi is actually a salty meal with fish!