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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95487
 18.03.2014
My husband looks solid, with a bubble and glasses. and the nights)
I sit in the evening with my daughter (4 years old) playing, my husband - behind the comp.
My daughter is whispering to me - maam, and that Daddy is all playing and playing, the puzzles have grown up, right?
I'm not so good about my dad.)
She plays and plays, she’s fat.
Are you talking about me there? I hear everything!
My daughter is nothing, daddy. My mom and I talk about how much we love you!! to
I – O – O

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95486
 18.03.2014
DerArto: When the Americans are dumb, somewhere in the world there is a Zadorn.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95485
 18.03.2014
Luncis: Cornelia, you can say that prostate massage is a latent gay. Sexual orientation is not determined by the method of exposure, but by the gender of the exciting object, if any.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95484
 18.03.2014
XXX(21:39): I need a fun and clever phrase (citation) on the wall to the lecturer

XXX(21:39): directed by

YYY(21:39): try again

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №95483
 18.03.2014
Most of the sharp rupture of relations with Russia is feared by the American currently on the ISS.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95482
 18.03.2014
Negotiations with Kiev on the debt of the USSR are possible if Ukraine compensates for its share in the external debt of the Soviet Union, reports "Interfax" with reference to the statement of the Russian Foreign Ministry. As of December 1, 1994, the share of Ukraine in the external debt of the USSR amounted to US$6.8 billion, which is almost US$20 billion in current prices.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95481
 18.03.2014
This is how you live yourself, you consider yourself young, because you are not even 30 years old, and then suddenly you realize that you are older than all the well-known computer games, except that Pacman and Tetris...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95480
 18.03.2014
What is the name of the cat?
YYY: Not yet invented
XXX: How do you deal with her?
by IP :D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95479
 18.03.2014
AAA: Your business is a tube...
BBB: What else
BBB: The main thing is that no one is fooling her.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №95478
 18.03.2014
Truth

Whoever does not sign up here will definitely get a portion of shit at his address.

Yes yes yes. It is inappropriate to put your problems on a humorous resource. Be prepared that it will come.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95477
 18.03.2014
This fool:
Normal girls want a gift of flowers, toys, glitters there all kinds and mimics. And I, B, D, I want the hats. normal, b... d, hants, heavy Not the pink! Or an arboretum. Give me a gift, flowers.

Because you have to formulate your wishes clearly: I want Gandhi. The pink. You mark a poster, mark in all the statuses, tell each encounter that you want hints. And if you think he/she will guess, get your flowers and not you.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95476
 18.03.2014
In the United States, a group of citizens expressed their desire to join the Russian Federation. As noted in the publication of the American website Veterans Today, the inhabitants of the country were forced to do so by "corrupt, false and ineffective leadership".

The participants of this group remind that almost 20% of the U.S. — Alaska — is historic Russian territory. It is also possible that the entire west coast of the United States is a historic territory of Russia.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95475
 18.03.2014
The Hobbit: Agah
Hobbit: Am I a fool?
I don’t understand how in so many years you have been able to write this sentence with a question sign.
Giuseppe: There is a clear point.
You are a fool, of course.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95474
 18.03.2014
by Andrei▼
The betrayal! Don’t you want to cheer at Guinness today, in honour of St. Patrick?

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gifts
Sorry but pass.
to the mother to the hospital, then the massager drowns. I am not walking, my legs are not bending. Added by bus.

by Andrei▼
The owner is Barin.

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A lot of stupid
17.03.14 12:29:03
The apartment is on me. Eat as usual ?
by 12:29:17

by Andrei▼
You will get used to it.)
17.03.14 12:31:05

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Dick is
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by Andrei▼
by Fuck! Go out for me! XD is

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95473
 18.03.2014
The question from a husband who is driving, but not strong in languages: "And why do some girls make a sticker on the car "Straw"?
"Show me!"
I showed.
See also stepway.
However, it is dangerous in Russia to paste import letters.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95472
 18.03.2014
X: Is there a hundred thousand to borrow? and (;
YYY: There is!
xxx from where? O_O
YYY: For the wedding.
XXX at the wedding.! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It will one day be.
Then it is better to postpone the funeral. They will be. Unlike the wedding.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95471
 18.03.2014
It’s spring, there’s no time for games. Are the boys out this month?
Tagged: Titanfall
Zzz: Girls in short shirts
qqq: Crimea from Ukraine

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95470
 18.03.2014
Just heard that on the int platforms "bios is boring"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95469
 18.03.2014
Sometimes a person so paints a place that the place then has to be washed for a long time.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95468
 18.03.2014
While her love at work, she grabbed her on her birthday liver in the shape of hearts. And they were slightly swollen in the oven... Here I sit and think where to put 25 pink asses with cherries in the middle...

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