xxx: 16.10.11
with Birthday)

yyy: 16.10.11
thank you ?

xxx: 16.10.12
with Birthday)

yyy: 17.10.12
What a busy letter...
In this case, thank you)

xxx: 16.10.13
Happy Birthday to you :)

yyy: 16.10.13
The trend continues)
thank you )

Previously they were farmers, planting tomatoes and trousers. But one day, everything changed. Once, farmers realized that it was much more fun to burn all in a row from a machine gun than to dig potatoes. Thus began another world war. Yes, the reason was exactly this: If you don’t believe it – be sure of the 5strike!
Join us! Grow up the most evil team of the most evil soldiers, and show everyone the Mother of Kuzma in the new, stunned game 5Strike! by Facepalm

[yyy]: I thought at first that this was a description of Maidan

X: No, I will not come to you. Lenny, the cursor, and all that.
Y: Well you know. And the cat, by the way, became affectionate, murmuring. Suitable, the legs are treated.
X: Wait for Sunday.

I pointed
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to this:
I loose 803g, take food and leave. The seller picks up the jaw, the line shakes with laughter."

Tell me, please, ALL Ukrainians say "put" instead of "put"?
Is this a new fashion, illiteracy, or is it really the rule of the Ukrainian language?! to
I want to find out...
= is
"тг", after the figures, as if it suggests that the Ukrainians are not very involved here

Sidor: And I want to give a bracelet to a girl from the most expensive metal.
Which metal is the most expensive, eighty? Here is! I will give her an eighth bracelet.
chemister: Oh, that the girl was sick of his smell and a couple of days later she died in pain from osmium poisoning :(
The most expensive metal is California.
Chemister: You just need to give in parts, or the critical mass can be formed :)

With Habr, about the new technology of reading up to 1000 words per minute:
It is incredible! Words flash in front of the eyes, and only then the meaning appears in the head.
Only there 500 words maximum, can you try a thousand? How do I buy this thing?
I really am afraid that I would not read a novel like that. The brain is stressed
- Once blinked - a couple of pages past... Until it is with the sensor,
which fixes the blinking of the eyes, useless thing.
Half of Samsung’s eye sensors are out.
They really work through the ass, but what a potential!)
The eye sensor through the ass is a breakthrough!! to

Yanukovych has been declared in international search. It is still unknown where it is located – in Ukraine or in Ukraine.

Gender shit on both sides!! to
Friends of Nedaalok-daalok-macho-zadrot-lesbians - NAH!!! to
Both sides of the Maidan!! to

Read funny quotes.

Only the one who recruited me can dismiss me from this job.
What is the obstetrician?

In Ukraine appeared the parliamentary faction "Freedom".
What is the "Debt"?

Discussions of SCO. and Advertising:
Not to harm a man of good will? Can the rest mean?
YYY: It does not mean. When I say “Don’t eat shit” it doesn’t mean “eat anything except shit.” It just means, don’t eat badly.

A friend of Cole came to me today to talk about important topics. While I was talking about the same important but sad topics on the phone, Kohl's friend orphaned to the corner of the table, that is, sat down, stuck in the elbow - and that's all. I slept. With little thought, I wrote on a piece of paper with an evil size, and it will be so with everyone, I laid it on Kolya and made my face more whirly.

Within fifty minutes, Kohl’s friend served a disciplinary cause, disciplining by his appearance as much as two flight-bounters and one large-volume accountant =) (c) schreik

ProstoKostya: Could this not be a joke?
Nislupko: There is no joke on the Internet

There are far fewer people willing to die for an idea than they are willing to kill for it.

This story happened on a large metallurgical combination.
There in the brigade of auditors sent a young girl-practitioner.
And then, after another check of the warehouses, they asked this girl to enter all the data to the computer. She, of course, sat down to work, sat down for a long time and delivered the result by the end of the day.
It is good that someone from their brigade, before sending a report to the bosses, decided to run through his eyes. This someone and discovered that in the warehouses in large amounts there is such an item as the "worm dog". After long discussions, none of the colleagues-auditors was able to understand what this was.
Called the executor.
It turned out that she didn't like the wording "naked cable", and she wrote somewhat more tactically, and she wasn't even confused that this "dog" of different diameters was wrapped in drums and wooden drums.

The table from the zoo "Lviv - not feed!" has been recognized as a hit in eastern regions of Ukraine.

I’ve been a pretty superficial kid all my life, such a simple kid from RAON. And here I realized lately that you have to take yourself for the deepest and darkest - and "shake".

YYY: Are you sure it needs to be? I refused to do that... completely.

XXX: from the mine?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY You think you’re digging to the bottom, but you’re actually digging your own grave.

xxx may be. The point is that I have been liking myself less and less lately... And to understand why it happened, I’m leaning, so to speak, in the originals. And there is "Indian code", "coatings" and glamour in the comments)

This victory is not Russian, it is a victory of the people.
__________
Oh, like a victory - so popular, and little if a defeat - so these athletes - fools.

Everyone remembers why you need to drink tea with sugar? It is right for the ass to collapse, and the hands stopped growing out of it.

In our company, a son was born, well, we started to congratulate him and asked when he was going to do 2-3, and he says with such a sad voice "I would promote at least one."))