I work as an accountant.

I sit in the room, I don’t touch anyone, I think of my own. Suddenly a three-year-old girl runs to me and, literally radiating with joy, asks: "What was first, chicken or egg?" On the machine she responded with the question: "What was first - recursion or recursion?". The girl’s father, who had already rushed to get his treasure, ran like a horse. It was somewhat inconvenient...

I'm in the maid today.
Everyone greeted me with my chicks.
In addition to Maxim, he has a girlfriend.
2: he first looked, is his girlfriend not around and only then on the breasts? :D

- The proposal to exclude mathematics from compulsory subjects in the EGE is what - extremism or humanism?
This is DOBOEBISM.

The 11-year-old boy who disappeared on January 29 in Novi Urengoi was found by a long-haul driver 90 km from Perm, in the city of Kungur. Mark was not four days, during this time he overcame the distance of more than 2,2 thousand. by km. Visited railway stations, shopping centers, shops, basements and lofts, roadside campsites. The first traces were discovered in Shortchild. A local resident said he drove a teenager to a bus stop. The boy was light, without luggage, and at the same time more silent. In addition, in Korotchayev police told that Mark went to the cafe, bought a bakery, and then went along the railway in the direction of the south.

The first comment: Send it to the Fed Cognac so that two fools don’t get bored.

Tell me, am I fat?
“I can’t answer you for a banal reason – I don’t operate with unobjective estimates. If you give me a strict definition of “thick” and define a clear, mathematically justified line between “thick” and “not thick,” then I could say “yes” or “no,” but it’s unlikely to be useful information.
and yes. You have almost wasted.

I am an amethyst, but paganism is a more acceptable form of religion.

Being an amethyst is not a baryton.

He said, “Look here. There were 15 taxi accidents in the year. 10 for the driver. 5 for women.
She: And what? It has long been known that women are more attentive and responsible drivers.
He is UGU. There are only 100 male drivers and 20 female drivers.

I will go to DoTan Ruban.
WOW: What about me?
You are a body speaker.
I am a loser!!! to

I work in the Internet service provider. Today was a significant day. After a couple of months ago, I spent 15 minutes with the subscriber looking for the start button, while he had time to cut off the system and then cut off the monitor, and finally get to start in the lower left corner of the monitor screen, I thought nothing would surprise me anymore. I have never been so wrong. Today I was playing a broken phone with two grandmothers.

I decided to play the Akinator. I guessed one, the second, the third... I guessed everyone. Well, I think okay, I guessed the word "writing". After 15 questions, Akinator gave me: Liao Hu, Olympic champion in winter sports, China. You won’t say you didn’t guess.

If you unexpectedly called an old friend, who turns out to be passing through your city and will soon come to visit you, you were rushing for a bubble and snack, and your wife urgently washes and changes underwear - you have completely different plans in the family for the evening.

Fuck the weather. Yakutia, at the end of January...-58. Graduator has ended for a long time, you can not look at it (looked at the timer on the electronic, which was safely after the 58th sweat). Almost everyone who has dared to drive a car has a double front glass. Standing for five minutes - all, continue on the square wheels until they round again. It freezes everything and everything (children kicking the ball in the yard, not counting, they will play with frozen slugs to their knees until they freeze). And only the Moscovites heroically tolerate 20 degrees of frost! Through all the channels this is rotating. I was in Moscow in your frosts, yes, I don’t argue, it’s cold, but not half a day or so. Lee, the honest word.

Here is this: 24 years old, a constant girl, I can go to the former - always spend the night out, I can go to a school girlfriend, a couple of acquainted girls don't mind if I bring to a cafe and go to a secluded place in the car, what am I doing wrong?
You fuck, you fuck too much!

Well, don’t whisper, comrade, it’s even uncomfortable for you.
The standard of living in Moscow families allowed even in the 90s to transport children in the summer not only to Turkey and Egypt, but also to Krasnodar Territory, as well as to send heirs there to the Black Sea to children's camps. So the former Moscow children, even the twins, just distinguish the Krasnodar region from Krasnoyarsk.
It is ===
How did you get that nonsense!!! to
First, if people were flying at least to the pulled Turkey with Egypt, they are no longer resting in Russia and Ukraine, because they know that for money, the same, but the conveniences are two classes lower.
Secondly, it is not necessary to talk about the standard of living of ALL Moscow families, it is at least stupid to equal all of them on one level.
Third, send all Moscow children to children’s camps at sea. Around a million, apparently) - it is no camps you will not catch up, the children of the "elected" were always on the sea.
Fourth, if the child is dumb, then drive it - don't drive it, it in 10 years will sit and think about this way: "Well, we and our ancestors went to this, like him, Krasnoyarsk, no, Krasnoyarsk, well I don't remember how he was there, well you understood, short on the sea... "

24 years old, a constant girl, I can go to
I can always stay overnight, I can
A school friend and a couple of acquaintances.
The girls don’t mind taking them to the cafe.
When I get into the car, what am I doing wrong?

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All right, only you are a cowboy, and your girl is constantly sorry. I sincerely wish her to know about it as soon as possible.

You won’t believe... the fairies gave her beauty and voice, nobles, none of them even thought of giving herself a brain!
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So, my naive children, let us read a story:
The feast is finally over. Seven fairies approached the princess’s wardrobe to hand her their gifts. The first fairy endowed her with beauty, the second with a good heart, the third with charm, the fourth with mind, the fifth with wisdom, the sixth with cleverness, and the seventh with a delightful voice.

Come soon, I’ve finished my clean socks.

xxx: Tonight I was driving with a friend on a 8 trolley bus, it was empty. We looked into the rear window, and there was a 7 trolley bus, and twisting some tricks, driving a snake, and the driver smiled at us and overtook us. Then we walked around him and smiled, and then he again. After that, when the seven turned, the driver smiled to us again and waved. It raises the mood :)

Yyy: I also chased in the metro in Moscow

The Smart:

"YUU: Mya... Copernicus died on fire in vain"

Copernicus lived to 70 years and died quietly at home. But the creators of Wikipedia would burn you on fire with pleasure!

It was found in the archives of Ashka, and therefore a little obsolete.

The xxx:
Sorry you left early.
Vadik is burning.

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In short, the priest asks Vadik his crown question: this is a cut of the skull. As you know. A person can swallow a boiled egg. Please show me how it happens.

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And it doesn’t matter what the incision is done above, and the hole from the spinal cord. The egg is almost like it.

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Wade knew about that stuff. He says, “One moment,” pulls out a bottle and plasticine from the portfolio, lubricates the throat with plasticine, and attachs this structure to the hole.

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He is embarrassed, but he looks.

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Vadik breaks out the paper, ignites it, throws it into the bottle and closes the hole with an egg.

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And then simple ordinary physics. The oxygen in the bottle burns, forming CO2, the pressure decreases and the egg ONLY climbs through a narrow hole.

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This is the first time I’ve seen a man eat his beard!! to

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And then Vadik, picking up the bottle with the egg, shakes it, showing that the condition of the task is accomplished, and suddenly says:
And in general, the jaw is here, and turns the cut as it should.