Raf: You have to fly to Thailand in the winter when the frost is harsh. No, I understand that in the spring the fox stands many times stronger, but the most unique thing is the contrast when you fly from the snowy fucking to the paradise oasis.
Tagged with: AGA
Raf: and you understand: this is the simple, his mother, the lowward happiness))

emu on acid wrote:
Life is a butterfly with a unicorn face and a furry cat tail! The components seem to fit, but in fact - some shit.

In 1776, the separatists of the British colonies declared their independence and provoked a civil war with mass murder of citizens. in order to carry out an armed seizure of power.
In accordance with international law, the United States should be recognized as an illegitimate separatist organization.

P.S After that, we can discuss the previous illegal occupation of North American territories and the genocide of the local population.

Egor
and hold)

Natalia
You know, it’t be nice if I answered that, but I think you’t pay attention to it.

Egor
Mademoiselle, please note that the cinematographic recording you mentioned above, when produced on my kinescope, caused exceptionally positive emotions in me. And the apophysis of this idea prompted me to do something unworthy of a noble, noble gentleman – I crumbled, a reptile horse.

Zhirinovsky proposes to remove the letter "Y"
Why is "Y"
So that no one can guess!

: w

Classical Roulette

Ligr
But on every tenth car of all the lengthy columns of armoured vehicles, accumulated on the border with Ukraine, write: “On Berlin!” And in a day to buy ALL the stock market in Germany for cheap, and Polish for delivery. And then say that they joked, or by habit.

The parents took a bag, put a diclofose there, put a kitten in it, and wrapped it so that one head would turn.
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You are fools, idiots! You, sadists, would be put in a bag with dichlophos! The kitten had poisoning, dichlofos - poison, with skin / hair he can not contact! Especially to lick! The cat’s life was shortened.

xxx: I heard anek:"I envy my laptop - it is most of my time either in sleep mode or in diet mode"
Yyy: It’s good that we’ve taken the technical path of development, not the bio.
Or you buy a thin notebook for 12" and from such a mode it is fattened into a standing servo.

After my return from work, my wife tells me: “Let me go, no one has ever left me down because of my age. A 12-year-old daughter asked today: “Mom, did you cry when Lenin died?”

to this:
<<<no in any European language letters "s"no.>>>

The sound "Y" (and the sign for its designation) is in Belarusian, Polish, Ukrainian, Romanian, Moldovan... It is, in your opinion, not European languages?

Dolboebam, who treated a cat with dichlophos, would get you in the mouth of this same dichlophos, and more so, it may finally come to you that disinfectants can NOT be used in any case on living beings! It is a miracle that the animal survived.

XXX: What about the rebuilding?
yyy: Your previous admin backups did not
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I pray
XXX: I too

Ukraine refuses to buy Russian cars.
- The Russians have long since refused, we don't know why you pulled so long!

Trouble these social networks... the Russian spies failed to go deep into the Kherson region, and they were already stuck)))

It seems that I can explain the reason for the “dependence” between wearing the first and second socks.
This is a morning compromise between the desire to divide and the sense of responsibility:

Get out of bed and put on a maid.
Wear a mayka - you can not sit, you need to wear pants, or it turns out that you are unworking.
I put on pants - I need to put on socks immediately.
I put on the first socks... Oh oh, you’re not dumb, you’re wearing socks! You can depend on an indefinite time between the first and the second.

Noise does not deceive me. The brain, yes...

The phrase of the watchman, in conjunction with the wardrobe worker, killed on the run:
"You dress up and dress up. I’ll show you where to hang..."

Have you been to weddings?
YYY: Hello
YYYY: Yes
What can I give to the newlyweds?
Tagged: money
XXX: The Idiot
YYY: money in hryvnia

In the Swedish city of Piteo, the police arrested and took a cat into the area, which broke into someone else’s house and stole food from cats living there. At the same time, the cat behaved aggressively towards domestic cats, the newspaper Aftonbladet points out.
"Not let God so proclaim!"

Hanging between 1 and 2 socks.
Our child studied in 3th grade. At the gathering, I and several other parents were reprimanded for the constant delays of the children. Surprised they remained silent. This repeated the next time, on the way home we were already surprised together. Our children were friends, but they did not go to school in a group, all brought by parents. Of course, we didn’t bring them to the school door half an hour before the start, but we didn’t call. 10-15 minutes was left for the student to calmly dress up and come to class. A family survey of the children did not clarify the situation.
Our complete confusion lasted until I accidentally forgot to give the child a suitcase with a drawing at school. Having found him in my house, I rushed back and, going inside, caught the whole warm company in the midst of the crime. There was 1 ringing (before 1 lesson there were 3), and our hatchbacks, each of whom shaken out of the package, removed 1 booth from his leg and pulled off the jacket, placed all the composition on a long bench and led, absolutely not rushing anywhere, relentless secular conversations. Periodically, high school attendants approached them and offered their help to poor unskilled children, but the young fools and fools culturally refused and did not even intend to continue. Seeing me and feeling the approaching explosion, the company polently greeted, instantly completed the process and evaporated into the classroom. Of course, I had to share my discovery with other parents. The mysterious delay is over.