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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №95227
 13.03.2014
News on mail.ru: "General Motors will be responsible for the deaths of 13 people"
XXX: watched, to news 13 comments... fucking, I really scared to read them >_<

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95226
 13.03.2014
Pumping in the phone regularly recommended here fantasy masterpieces completely eliminates stress and even makes you enjoy the queues. Verified in Sberbank, Russian Post, clinic and passport table.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95225
 13.03.2014
Politics is the continuation of the court basars at the palace level.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №95224
 13.03.2014
Film director and Shukshin fellow student Alexander Mitta recalls such a story. When Shukshin came to enter the WGIC, he believed that people gathered, negotiated and artel made movies. But it turned out that there is the main person that everyone is listening to - the director. Then Shukshin decided to enter the Register Faculty. At the exam, M. I. Rom asked him:
Tell me about Pierre Bezuhov.
“I didn’t read War and Peace,” Shukshin said. A thick book, there was no time.
Do you ever have thick books? I was surprised by Rom.
“I read one,” said Shukshin. “Martin Eden” A good book. Rom was upset:
How did you work as the school director? You are an uncultured person. And you want to be a director!
And then Shukshin exploded:
What is the school director? Get the wood, drink it, put it, put it, so that the children don’t freeze in the winter. Get the textbooks, get the kerosene, find the teachers. And the car is alone in the village — on four copits and with a tail... Even on its own hill... Where the books are thick to read...

Rom gave him “five” and accepted.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95223
 13.03.2014
And remember how in the kindergarten you draw your mom on March 8 "kalahaku-kalahaku" - she is so happy! For some reason, this magic does not pass with my wife.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95222
 13.03.2014
I fell asleep before my lover. Through the dream, I hear his whispering and I feel as if he is lying nearby. I immediately pull my hands and embrace. "Well, Kraken has woke up."- dissatisfied-shulty is communicated to me :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95221
 13.03.2014
I sat this morning and when I saw Ambrobene’s favorite advertisement, I turned off the sound. And my brain itself reproduced the melody with the words:

I come from Germany!
Shoot that boy!
Fuck he is treated!
Amber Bennett is a killer from Germany.
Amber Bennet is the right home challenge!
The Inside!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95220
 13.03.2014
XXX: I walked in the yard. Two boys beat the third.
xxx is no more than 12 years old.
xxx: "Go to your WOW and play, fucking! We’re going to go in tanks!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №95219
 13.03.2014
Today with children in the lesson of drawing favorite characters
xxx: one boy drew a wolf from the "nu weather" very realistic but with a member between the legs
I was outraged, of course, and he was so authoritative to me "I am already in fifth grade, we have a biology lesson, censorship does not deceive me!"
And another boy said that if the rabbit is also a male, then the series where the wolf came with a sidekick at the guest - "homosexual propaganda."
I am afraid of these kids.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95218
 13.03.2014
XXX: I am looking for construction sand on the federal public procurement portal, entered the search word "sand"
XX: one of the results was fun, "the organization requires COBAS", I sit meditating...
XX: looked at the organization: "Egorievsky Psychoneurological Internat"
XX: I think it’s okay.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95217
 13.03.2014
This is:

Tagged with: 18:31
And in general, last time you pulled me to a movie where a man was looking through the lock well of the brought door pen on a man in a woman’s dress, crushing a pigeon caught in a mouse trap. After that, you lost the right to choose films forever)))

I must see it! What is this movie?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95216
 13.03.2014
Specifications for Mac Pro:
I didn’t think he was so small.
That’s what girls usually say :)
I've never heard anything like this from girls :)
Sla337: Well, not all and not always 100% honest. By the way, the female phrase “how huge he is” in 99% of all cases refers to spiders.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95215
 13.03.2014
After breakfast sandwiches with red squash teeth are unfortunate to brush!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95214
 13.03.2014
thith (11:29:29)
I will be at 7 today.
Wicked (11:29:52)
How early did you get sick? O_O
Thirteen (11:34:58)
Today I have a "weekend"
Yippidy (11:36:47)
How do you know such words? At work, you are not beaten for freedom of thought.! to
thith (11:37:14)
]:-> No, we have a lafa here, only dishes of rice are deprived if they know *ROFL*

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95213
 13.03.2014
With Drom, talk about safety pillows.
Half a year ago there was a case - my friend went into the turn of the vase 2110 shooting the wheel and the car went to squat, but at that moment he was not attached and immediately flew out through the front glass. You would then see this car, if he were in it, he would not be there now, because the roof over him was so compressed that there was simply no place for him there.
YYY: But there was another case: an alcoholic uncle of Petya, ate and fell asleep on the bench on the street. At that moment his house burned. If I had reached home, I would have fallen to death, and so only the fingers of my legs were cut off. Moral: Drunk - sleep on the street near the heatway, do not go home, it is unsafe there.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95212
 13.03.2014
9 March. I walk with my friends on the TC. Among our diverse hair company separately can be distinguished a specific pair. He is an angel, and she is a shepherd. And to see March 8 in their family was very fun, because she has no mood at all.
What can I do to make you smile?
And then there is a long list of options, she refuses everything exactly until her gaze hits one well-known cloth shop.
I want socks!
We go all the way into the pavilion, the consultants waver, everything as always. He buys her chosen pair, she takes the purchase and the cashier, and here... guessed?
She: The owner gave Dobby socks! Dobby is free!
It is taken out of the store.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №95211
 13.03.2014
Forum of Classical Musicians:

xx: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine from the violin. It is cannabis.
Yy: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine cannabis. It is a violin.
zz: Dominant intravenous in the morning.
zz: And septacords from all levels, secretly from parents, with friends in the entrance.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95210
 13.03.2014
Comment on the picture of a huge cat house:
Buy one, and the cat will still sleep in the box from this shit.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95209
 12.03.2014
I’m from the time when girls gave me just because I’m a great guy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95208
 12.03.2014
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