Teisha washed the jeans, and before this put out of the pockets their contents - money, condoms. The wife, of course, threw his faithful a grand scandal. The man was in defence for two hours.
Here the aunt says:
Oh, I can not! I have been fighting for two hours over you. This is your jeans!

It’s not a child, it’s a nightmare.
Wife: He will be abandoned in kindergarten in a week
I: What again?
Wife: Smiled on the carpet, spilled all the children’s shampoo throughout the kitchen, and while cleaning it all - wiped out the whole pack of towels
Wife: Do you buy beer?
I: well

Just think: "From such prices just an eye in the desert falls out" and, from the latter "So this, Anetchka, a grandmother with two ends... said".

to this:
I feel that after the protests in Kiev in Moscow in the summer will urgently replace all the tile back on asphalt.

Why in summer? You can change in winter.

XXX: Yes, the assembly
xxx: who has stumbled and enrolled me in the SPA SALON?
xxx: I won some of their lotteries there and I am going to do spa treatments for face skin and hair for free!!! to
XXX: I tell them I’m bald! They crack but they say you won - at least the face before the holiday correct

Tagged: boring
Zerowin: laugh at me
Raf: I can only show the pipeline.
The RAF: 8
Zerowin: By the way, about the pipes, Katya is interested in you
Raf: Oooo, Katya...
RAF: 8 e
RAF : Oh
Zerowin: ))) has already had))

Not buying in childhood. My school years began in 1991. By this point, 9 out of 10 requests to buy something were reasonably rejected due to financial difficulties. Therefore, I didn’t think about the a-la Barbie dolls that appeared at the time. A friend prompted me to go for such a doll for her, and as a result bought it for myself and me. To us, first-class girls, who appeared to open a store with such money, the seller's aunt, doubting a little, sold them. We forgot to agree on the legend, what we got at home... the dolls were picked out, the money was returned to the father of a friend, who slept peacefully during the purchase. OOOOOOOOOOO!!! My mom bought me a Turkish gum and I won a doll!!! She came to me by mail a couple of months later and she (oh, a miracle!) My legs are on my knees!! Happiness has no limits!! I am for what. Thank you for my happy childhood!!! Well, and yes, agree a lie if suddenly...

Here is the addition to our football team. They were joined by hockey players and biathletes in full composition.

The Russian national team in hockey:
We lost in hockey because we played 1-1-3.
Protecting the gate
1 Attacking the gate
And the three watch that these p*dors do not move the gate.

to this:
A new pyramid was discovered in Egypt. The pyramid is about 4.6 thousand years old. of years. I haven’t seen it, I haven’t seen it, I haven’t seen it, I haven’t seen it! found in the desert.

Just to be aware, deserts are not static. They... The living...? The wind constantly moves the sand, where you passed, after half an hour there may be no trace, and the next day, where there was a barhan high with a two-story house can be a slope of the same depth. The pyramids are not all the size of Cheopsov. There are small ones.

Eight of the poor!

My friend and I used a needle with a thread of two chairs, five chairs, book shelves, an old tire and a bunch of benches and covers to turn the five-room chords, which occupied almost entirely a room of 19 squares. And in the kitchen we had a country under the kitchen table, and we had little that allowed us not to deal with it all for three days (even though Daddy, in order to get to the compass and work, or there to get to the bed and sleep, had to break through all this beauty), and you could also spend the night in the country in the kitchen, wrapped in the remaining covers.

A great time.

For a historical reference - it was in a one-bedroom non-paphos apartment all unfolded. There was regularly a lack of money. but the chic was - stuck with the head, ears and eyebrows))))) the folder to this day respect for what allowed)))

You are not Russians! To sell, manufacture and import underwear made of synthetic materials. Attention to below!
The manufacturer will write the note in small letters: "This product is not underwear", "Wear over wool socks" or anything else in this style. In any case, they will find out how to get around.
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This is exactly! Until now, there are full of shops "delivery 24 hours", where you buy a light bulb for 1,500 rubles, and Jack Daniels comes to you as a gift :))

In the refrigerator was an ehermeister (a little more than half a bottle). Drinking clean is not bad, decided to declare cocktails with the participation of this drink.
I found a cocktail of "black blood" with curacao and sprite. I sat all night playing tanks and drank this miracle.
Apparently the stomach and everything that after it became green and already the third morning I remember the phrase "where is the smaragd in the ass."

I know why our hockey and figure skating merged: the master’s eye turned west and watched the Maidan!

Once, my mother and I went to the oculist for a consultation. The weather was ugly. I go and notice that a rubber gum is attached to my boots. I let her tear off with the other leg, tear off, tear off, and she only got more and stretched! My mom started trying to rub her off, too with her legs, and the gum can't give up! Take her hand, and pull her hand! This was my pink socks. The shoe broke, and a piece of socks fell out, and we pulled it! I did not go to the oculist.

The Lady:
I live alone with a child for a few years. Everything in the apartment started to break down.
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair the computer / pin the nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

Question: " 500 to 1000 rubles. Is it enough?" And it is better to call sanitary technicians / electricians, etc., if the acquaintances should do it for free, do they do nothing more? Or then they are friendly to cook a pot of soup and wash the floor?

A colleague (K) works as an engineer-constructor, often struggling to simplify structures whileining their efficiency. Talk about cinema:
K: By the way, I went to the new Robocop yesterday.
I : Yes? How about you? Liked it?
Q: Well... I think there are too many extra details in it.

Announcement of Sale:

xxx: 6 mech for 2000 rubles. Separately 300 rubles
You are a God of marketing.

XXX is listening. Do you have problems with kindergartens?
There are no gardens, no problems.

And you know, education is a complex process.

Well, those who try to “educate” according to the “do not as I do, but as I tell you to do,” really do nothing, and the process seems complicated and unpredictable.

Children are raised exclusively by personal example and up to 6-7 years maximum. To further educate late, the core of the personality is formed, you can only develop what came out.