I work in a large automotive retail network.
One day in our database 1C appears the product:
Well, naturally immediately found out from whose comp was made the addition of position,
When a man is asked: Why?
He replied: And that these foolish car buyers would not say,
We don’t have a niche.

Q: Nobody loves you? Pick a homeless animal and it will love you more than life.
I picked up the cat. She hates me.

If you are held by force, break the pen twice.

XXX: Are you so crazy? On March 8th?
YYY: Yeah, I started so well on the seventh, I thought I’d get squeezed on the eighth and I’d get squeezed. There was no humming. I had to eat again.

Tagged: fucking
hitty: put me, PR stick, in open space with a few coders
No one smokes, no one drinks coffee, no one talks to, no one is silent.
Hitty: and only occasionally hear the outcry "Yes!"

Table of weight and height ratio

Olga
Is there such a scale regarding the content of the brain?)))
Tatiana
What kind of brains?
Olga
Tatiana, my back

This is:

Chabouracha thoughtfully looked at the distance. Where, beyond the horizon, the debris collapsed. Fragments of Empire. The boundaries are migrating - I will go too. Gene, how is he there? But what to him? He is an animal. easier for him. I am such a monster. Divide and rule. Well said. The oranges are divided. Where are the others? Look at the sun in the evening. The evening is wiser. Wisdom in the East. The East is delicate. Wisdom is subtle. Probably fragile too. is not so. Over the years, experience forms wisdom, which over time thinens until it is completely wiped out. Where is this border? When did you become wise? Or are you just experienced? Amoseth did not notice and wisdom passed away. No one should give advice. And now everyone smiles when you talk and is not taken seriously. Want to cry? Late afternoon, this damned man. Cosby is building. Or maybe she just wants to teach? Give a push. For the work of thought... That’s not so bad. Thinking...

Take a little... oh.

XX: Yesterday I looked at "Anna Karenina", so today in the morning I was worried about crossing the tramways.
UUU: I’m afraid to imagine what it would be, look at you "Master and Margarita"...

Virtualis: “Where I slept, I didn’t sleep. How much have I slept? I went to bed at five, and now two... Five minus two – three!"

X-Ray: Yes, all of my experience with transportation is riding a horse drunk. In the skyrim.

XXX: I don’t know her.
YYY: Yes all the norm. I am in order! run and turnik after a day, drank the last time, quit smoking)) I eat like right))
XXX is silent. Are you well?
YYY: I am bored))))))

Flies are ugly creatures. The spider behaves intelligently. He took a position, lived, the flies catch. Not to get taken too. Then he probably decided to eat them, so that the protein would not go away in vain and not get the sweat in the sweat of his face. Stay in the zen and think about the brandiness of being.

We sit down for dessert.
If you want to eat sweet...
8 years old: Listen to Mom and Dad!
daughter (3 years old): her I have to buy strawberries and bananas.

The Russian Inventions:

Leha > a good article, but how could the invention of the parachute, color photography and the development of the radio put the creation of Tetris in one row?? to
al77799 > Probably because Tetris users are more than Parachutes

Rogdin: If a man says a book is better than a movie, he’s never been hit in a movie.
DarkGray: If a man says a movie is better than a book, he’s never been mocked in the reading room.

It was not easy for me to explain to my daughter why I should write a paper letter to Santa instead of just calling him on Skype.

Who are Androids?
This is when not only from the back is not clear what gender a person is, but also after half an hour of communication.

By kindness my colleagues picked up the cat. So let me squeeze. And the cat dog bitten, barely breathing.I say if a cat, then I will take. If you have a cat, go to the forest. not broken up. Good luck with the veterinarian. The veterinarian with knowledge of the case said that a cat. This cat is wildly lucky. He lives with me. He eats, drinks and cries. He fell from the fifth floor and did not die. The dogs ate, but did not eat. This devil even burned (I cooked while the cocktails were baked, I sat in the dancers playing. I hear the smell of burnt wool, I see the cat hanging. How he is, I do not know. What to say about Debbie and Debbie: Spring has come. This ornament. I gave him a pinch. I did not see day three. I think the dogs have eaten. has arrived. Quiet, dirty and encouraged. I am for what. Do you need cats? This creature was a cat, and it was painfully calm. I mean flew.

by P.S When I realized it was a cat, that was the feeling. She lived with a girl and she turned out to be a transvestite.

From the Fire:
For example, our paleozoic subcortex is still ready to absorb glucose and fats, because, in her opinion, such wealth is not on every road. See – eat when next time so many calories in one place. And if you do not connect the frontal cortex in time, then the subcortical can get calories from the soul about the stock. She doesn’t care what carbohydrates and fats in every supermarket and actually we don’t need them in that amount. Also here too. You have seen a human image – enter into a relationship with it. Is this a candidate in your room?

This is:
Fibonacci salad is made by mixing 1:1 of yesterday’s and yesterday’s Fibonacci salad.

Did you work as a cook at school?