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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95147
 11.03.2014
Highlander: I sit down and write a program that will run another program instead of me. There is already the idea of writing a program that will then run the program that I am currently writing. Why is it that I don’t know a good doctor?

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95146
 11.03.2014
to this
In short, our response to U.S. and European sanctions should be this:
1st We sell out all the dollar stocks, which is one-third of the world’s stocks.
2nd We convert oil, gas, forest, etc. into rubles, so that they first buy rubles from us, and then for these rubles oil and gas.
Three We announce the capital of the world - Izhevsk, maybe then the roads will be built.
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In general, you need to change the capital every 5 years and designate a city in which less than 1 million people live... In 5 years to build a subway, transportation hub, airport, and so on)))


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95145
 11.03.2014
Daša (11.03.2014 9:38) :
I had a hysteria yesterday was....:so I say to Cyril do a massage to his lady, he is what (meaning what part of the body I want), I gru what - erotic))), he begins to make rails-rails of the spades of the spades, and on my silent question said what...he grit -there are goats naked!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95144
 11.03.2014
Fifteen years ago, my crown phrase I used on the occasion and without was "There is such a sign". Removed Ilya Muromza, he stopped. Then my favourite phrase for a long time became “Massaraksh” – until Bondarchuk delighted with his masterpiece. The expression went to the hops, and died there. I didn’t give up, now I have a cowardly phrase "I don’t see why noble don’s not...".
Here is again!!! to
Hair in the nose!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95143
 11.03.2014
Nigerians are beheaded for unconventional sex. ha! Per they were also BDSMs, this was so cool.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95142
 11.03.2014
Are you a DAG? Where is your low priora?
I have a low self-esteem instead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95141
 11.03.2014
here here :
I’ll get acquainted with the "voice from the back rows", with "somebody from the room" well or at the edge of the "and here some guy is talking". I appreciate humour in people.)

Well, hello, I am - "zzz" ))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95140
 11.03.2014
The ear hurt. Suddenly it was so good. My wife: "Nifga in your palm is opened." I: "No. Not even in the ear". And then I understand with horror that she says something to me and I hear nothing. Absolutely nothing! No, well, I left, of course, after realizing that she just started to move her lips silently, but the fluff for prevention, however, gave out.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95139
 11.03.2014
The troll:
from ZH:
I want to change my name in Ukraine. I will glorify Ukraine.
I will be able to walk around Kiev and troll the fascist patrol.
They ask:
How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Glory to the heroes! How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Euromaidan, to the heroes of glory. How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.

And so infinite.
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Troll you can stream on the internet, in real you will get in the bubble right away!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №95138
 11.03.2014
o_iv >> By the way, I read an interesting article on the subject, and what if there was copper instead of iron in hemoglobin?
It turned out: 1. The blood would be blue. 2nd For the normal functioning of this blood, a sufficiently high level of alcohol in the blood is required. Three It starts working normally at pressures below those that are about a kilometer above sea level :-)
It turns out the direct Greek pantheon - the blood is blue, live in the mountains, constantly drink :-)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95137
 11.03.2014
XXX is ARRR! The cat dropped the phone, the battery fell
xxx: now will ask for the date and time
Yes, I see this picture.
yyy: the phone slowly rises, rubbing the broken side, and says
Sorry, but what year is it?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95136
 11.03.2014
I am currently learning German. To remember words, I try to associate them with something. "where" in German "Wohin", pronounced approximately as "vagin", remembered as "where?" "in pizz". a "from where" - "woher". Then they will return to the place where they are, and they will return to the place where they are. Easily and logically remembered.

p.s Throw in what convulsions are now beating near the monitors of the Grammar Nazi from the German.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95135
 11.03.2014
March 8 (February 23) days of holiday exchange of shampoos

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95134
 11.03.2014
If we get to the fourth world war, preserving the technology, then at the very beginning it will have to shoot all bloggers, and there will be no war.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95133
 11.03.2014
A teenage psychologist’s friend told her that she was brought to a 15-year-old girl who is suspected by her parents that the lesbian, whispering a boy who is gay!
Does anyone have a brain glue?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95132
 11.03.2014
Today in the entrance appeared a new year congratulatory poster from the "Post of Russia".
9 March at 1:16

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №95131
 11.03.2014
Dialogue at work:
Did you congratulate the children on March 8th? Do you have girls?
A girl and a boy. The child-girl congratulated, gave 500 rubles on online toys, whatever he wants, it will spend.
How did he congratulate his sister?
He said he would not be beaten today.
It is cool! My brother gave me such gifts as a child.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95130
 11.03.2014
Let me ask you! how do you feel?
questions of spiritual development, improvement of consciousness, evolution of the soul?
WOW: It was necessary to wait for permission first, and then ask, didn’t it?
Question: What do you have in my soul? If you are interested in buying, let’s negotiate. My product has a number of undeniable advantages over competitors!
I don’t need your soul.
I just wanted to squeeze her.
Always send those who want more than enough. And everyone is convinced of the fucking divinity of their vector. And especially ingenious also the commission not to take for navigation*)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95129
 11.03.2014
In a close to ideal society (in terms of politics, of course), which probably existed in ancient Greece, in which people could somehow influence and know the truth.
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It is a politically ideal society, right? Can you tell us what influence a significant part of it had on him, called the ‘slave’? Or do you, in the wake of then-citizens, not consider slaves human beings? Well, so calm down, and now someone, who should", and the truth knows, and influences society. And we and you simply do not relate to this "who-nam". You forgot about slaves, today’s masters don’t take you into account.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95128
 11.03.2014
Father (looking carefully): What did you cut off?
He hasn’t shaved for a long time.

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