Okay well! Anyway to be. I will buy a few rubles for a dollar. Watch the news.

xx: Recommend any jump enhancement program that works 100%.
Neo is you?

The sum of the cheque coincides with the PIN code.
One day in the store at the box office, a check for the amount of 500p 26kop was stolen.
I extend the card and the cashier asks:
Will there be 26 copies?
I didn’t even know what to answer right away.)

Are we even ahead?

Flying summer
Autumn has arrived
The Euro 49
The $38
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Flying Autumn
It was snow, look.
Dollars of 48
The Euro 63

In all online games, I am wildly upset when I am invited to help the PvP. And all, fucking, because at the age of 7 I couldn’t cover my father in dancers and ended up standing in the corner for 4 hours before my mother came from work.

From the creators of the "May-Kun" and the "Ebola panacea" to the coffin of the non-Russian.

This virus is spreading so fast. My panacea is just beginning! (A 25-year-old girl who used the word "panacea" twice before, instead of "epidemic").
There is no such thing in an essay. (Accountant with experience, a woman already retired)
Another girl 28 years from day to day just curls my ears in a pipe, with a clever look, pronouncing: swallowed, stumbled, descended... Several times something was laid out in her base, a couple of times she spoke about a serberner and ten times she told me that she wanted to buy a cat in a pot filler of silicone gel, every time at the same time opening the info in the search engine and seeing this word (silikagel, if any)... Peterskaya, by the way, not from the village came, with a tower, even accounting...
And all the days around me, everyone is lying, lying and lying.

>.<

The teacher writes.

I had six checkpoints today.
There was a task that ended with the words: "How many machines are in the shop?". In one notebook I read: “In the shop there were 98 glasses, in the other – in the shop there were 98 remains.” Questions two - what the workers drank and what the children told at home. Modern children are not attracted to working professions.

I worked a year ago to go on vacation.
I have been working a year to pay for my vacation.

Russian roads are the most normal roads in the world.
Sander: The presence of asphalt on Russian roads perfectly corresponds to the normal distribution of Gauss: it can be asserted with absolute certainty that in 50% of cases asphalt is present on the road, regardless of the chosen point on the so-called route.

We see the city of Babylon.
Three thousand years ago:
The elephant runs, the elephant runs.
Tiamat is flying.

The Academic pulls the arrow band,
Shoot on the move.
Gilgamesh told us to live.
The Encyclopedia leads us!

The enemy was destroyed and became the enemy.
of dragon skins.
for Kish, for Ur, for Shuruppak,
For heredity, Nippur!

It is time to change the name to srach.im.

<...> Could Ukraine claim foreign property of the USSR, which all came to Russia?
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Something I will not remind that Ukraine claimed to pay the debts of the USSR, which also came to Russia.

From the discussion of the repairs made by the jamsuit:
I have a friend who is good at farce (the devil knows why he needed it, but studied it). Repairs were carried out in the apartment. After another battle he built them in his native language (Tajik - practically a dialect of the Farsi). He built so hard. After that, only the brigadier of the Tajiks appealed to him and only on "you".
WOW: Go to you. I started studying Turkish. As a side effect, he began to understand what the Uzbek cleaners are trembling about. I screamed at them to talk quietly. Previously, comments were responded only if complaining to the brigadier. Since then, my desk and its surroundings have been wiped and cleaned with special care. The ways of God are unknown.

That day we went home to a colleague who was taking care of me to pick up tools for small repairs at my house. He always behaved like a gentleman – he was polite and caring, just a wonderful boy. I’ve been in agreement for a few days and I think this boy can do whatever he wants with me. While they were with him, he brought a bouquet of huge white roses, covered it with his hood so that it would not freeze. Going to go out. While dressed in the hallway, he bended, put on a shoe, put his foot forward, and said:
Tanyu, tie up the ropes.
I look at him, at his unleashed shoe, at the bouquet I hold with my two hands, and I wonder where I should put it to tie the boy’s ropes. Seeing my confusion, he adds:
You will come, you will stumble and you will fall.
And he points his finger to my cords with whirling ropes, continuing to tie his shoes.
I'm glad that I'm a sloppy - I didn't have time to put off the bouquet and rush to tie the boy's ropes. A good man would be scared. So for a few weeks he didn’t know how inadequate I was.

Lex: Every time someone says, “Do you respect me?” I want to say, “Do you respect me?” Stir with iodine)

XXX: Yesterday too, a freezer came to my sister. I ordered a closet and replaced the mirror door on the balcony. The door broke a little from the bottom, in general, it needs to be changed, but the hands do not reach. So decided once he already came to bring me to measure the mirror.
XXX is so. My husband goes to the store, and sees how under the cover of the night’s darkness, his wife leads a suspicious man home, and says, “Ash, you go, we’re quick.”
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Don’t be so fooled over Pasha
Has the man survived?
xxx survived

Even a bunch of strange mistakes (I can’t watch alone anymore).

"Freshly survived juice"

x_x

It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

A small example from life. A cottage village with its own poor inhabitants, everyone fell away and hired a local man on a tractor to clean the road from snow in the winter. He ran a couple of times and said, “I hate you, the rich, and I will not work for you for any money.” Bad for the conductor. Create your own morality.

Another example from life. Similar settlement and other initial data. They hire a tractor from a neighboring village. So in winter he cleans the snow regularly, and in summer he paches. And his house is unshakable, and Passat is almost new. Morality is that people are different.

Support sheep, how long do you work tomorrow?
YYY: Now the technical support department was offended