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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95367
 16.03.2014
"Comment: A tougher response would be to start delivering our automotive industry abroad."
Old man you won’t believe, but... Our people were chasing such export cars, because they differed from the usual ways like a car from a cane with nails... And all because abroad there were consumers, and their citizens where they go from a submarine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95366
 16.03.2014
Has the market still improved?
and no.
Okay, I’ll go for a walk.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95365
 16.03.2014
Hs, it might run! I planned a trip to Peru this summer. I am looking for people who want to make a company. The floor, the weight, the height, the faith, the apple tree, the androidian! I don’t sponsor, the price is small. Are there those who have been struck by planktonism in offices, organizing bargains, crying about the affairs of politicians, neighbors, etc. And take and take a step toward your happiness and make a mega adventure! Send it to anyone who might be interested.
I apologize in advance for the mistakes, Matt. Happiness is not that.
Short for everyone!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95364
 16.03.2014

here here :

To sit on the internet and say that you don’t watch TV is like sitting on a heroine and being proud there that you don’t chew.

This is the case....
Practice at the reactor. You won’t believe... ALL purely heroin addicts considered themselves to be in order of cool "blue", i.e. Alcoholics - say, and their hands do not shake in use, and speech is connected, and ideas are brilliant, and what is broken? I found a dose – and all OK, you’re all in white again.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95363
 16.03.2014
XXX: I hope the creators of HAWKEN, having reached heaven without finding a gate, will go to the support, where they will be told to go through the gate to turn to the support.
XXX: The Urals

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95362
 16.03.2014
Ivan> Is this a reality or a joke?
Serge> Vanja, your question summarizes the last 3 months.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №95361
 16.03.2014
This Prisoner
____
Help me find the book.
As far as I remember, it was
Horrible because of something.
Poltergeist things moved.
by home. The protagonist could not.
Nothing but literally.
He broke out of his hands and flew.
In unknown direction. and then
There appeared a speech,
He threatened the hero, and
I tried to drown him, and
Other items also started.
Attacking him
__________
It was really crazy))
Annotation to the work of Korney Ivanovich

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95360
 16.03.2014
I look through the Yandex news. Today is March 15.
Read - "13 February in Moscow is expected to be a small rainfall".

Yandex hacked by Estonian hackers? O_O

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95359
 16.03.2014
By analogy :
I fell asleep last night and dreamed that
The cat was born small.
creatures, green and slippery, c
Tissues and some other processes.
Lovecraft, you are making my dreams.

After 3 liters of beer in the guests, came home, went to bed. I dreamed that I caught a neighbor's cat and told him something, in the end the cat turned around and looked at me and said to me in human language: "Moreover, man, go away from me with his verbal diarrhea, I need to do something, eat to sleep Murka fuck. Then, judging by my face, the cat realized that he was burning, bitten my hand and ran away. In the morning I woke up with an unclear sense of anxiety, closer and lunch went to visit the neighbor, I sat talking I saw the cat as in a dream and tried to catch / chew, surprisingly the stumpy cat gave in his arms and quietly sat loudly murmuring. When the neighbor said he was surprised by the peaceful behavior of the cat. Just coming home I remembered the dream, and losing the hurt hand... I am scared

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95358
 16.03.2014
The phrase "I saw a lot in my life" should be read as - "Around the day I sit on the Internet".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95357
 16.03.2014
The second is interested in whether it is true that her child will consist of the genes of different people, because her husband is not the first, and she has read that all of their genes remain in her uterus until conception.

We laughed, but our 55-year-old aunt with a medical education rubbed us about telegony, so that the girl from the quotation clearly had someone washed their brains.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95356
 16.03.2014
The right received a tueva hush time ago, and I never got my own car, I sit down with my father's permission:
I: Dad, where is the gas and where is the brake?
I got out of the car!!! to
I: Too late, daddy, you allowed it yourself!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95355
 16.03.2014
Ventilation in the pool. In the corner of each room (except the bathroom and toilet), in the floor - ventilation holes. I've been trying to solve mystery for a month - why? For what? What is their meaning?

Kap asked to convey that their purpose was to ventilate the overlay so that it would not rot from moisture.
In modern cottages so often do, and children concrete - not to understand.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95354
 16.03.2014
About "in time and in the topic" speaking toys.

We gave the daughter a speaking doll for the New Year - on the same day a hundred times listened to the whole repertoire, good, one button on the stomach of everything, the order does not change. The girl played for a month, then dropped. Recently, she got it again, and the doll already says other phrases that were not in the repertoire before!
I am afraid of her...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95353
 16.03.2014
In the news about the missing "Boeing":
... presumably, it fell after deviating from the course for hundreds of thousands of kilometers, and it was running out of fuel.

Hundreds of thousands...flown to the moon and there fell?? to

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95352
 15.03.2014
I explain:

You know. I have a lot in life.
I saw. But recently,
moved to a new apartment.
The house is quite old, but
Absolutely strong. You know,
What killed me? Ventilation
In the pool! At the corner of each
rooms (except the bathroom and
Toilet on the floor.
The ventilation holes.
I have been trying for a month.
Solve the mystery – why? for
What is? What is their meaning?

Ventilation of wooden floor structures. In order for the tree not to rot it needs to be ventilated.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95351
 15.03.2014
The ball is like that. One man's ball of the kashar (the sheep farm), was in the mountains of the third highest. As the man decided to move a mobile power plant there, and as there are no roads, only a path. He took the donkey, tied a stronger movement to him and went. On the second account, the kashar went to his acquaintances.there, as usual, the men drank and asked - what did the electricity decide to do? Does she start? The man speaks to me. He approached the donkey and brought...! The horror of the dragon. The man was chasing, chasing uselessly, it became dark, spit decided to look for it in the morning. In the morning goes to the first kashar asks, said they did not see the donkey with a movement on the back. Those tell him, the donkey we have not seen, but some dullb all night without light on a motorcycle hunted the mountains. I asked him afterwards. Found the donkey? The gasoline stopped and he fell asleep.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95350
 15.03.2014
Oh these office reflexes., going into the kitchen, safely wished a pleasant appetite cat)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95349
 15.03.2014
Discuss the issue of breeding birds in the country and on the balcony.

We had chickens on the balcony. They are pigs, not chickens. They run and run like horses.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95348
 15.03.2014
Never play a Crocodile with a musician.
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Vengeance - send them to play with engineers

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